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There's something wrong with kids today

There's something wrong with kids today. They know too much. Take this little gem. She's...

The Nice Guys • 2016

There's something wrong with kids today. They know too much. Take this little gem. She's 13. Already she's got herself a winner. Sure, he's three times her age, but he's got money for potand he drives a nice car. Who's the man, baby? Who's the man? - You are. You're the man.- Yeah. That's right. That's right. I'm the man. Oh, yes. You're my foxy-fox. I'm not saying I wasn't a little bastard. I mean, I grew up Irish. The Bronx. Riverdale. I don't have a job title,I'm not in the Yellow Pages, but if you got trouble with someone, someone's messing aroundwith your underage daughter, you might ask around for me,Jackson Healy

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There's something wrong with kids today

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They know too much

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Take this little gem

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She's 13

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Already she's got herself a winner

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Sure he's three times her age

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but he's got money for pot and he drives a nice car

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Who's the man baby

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Who's the man

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You are You're the man Yeah That's right

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That's right I'm the man

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Oh yes You're my foxy fox

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I'm not saying I wasn't a little bastard

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I mean I grew up Irish

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The Bronx Riverdale

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I don't have a job title I'm not in the Yellow Pages

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but if you got trouble with someone

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someone's messing around with your underage daughter

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you might ask around for me Jackson Healy

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هناك خطب ما بأطفال اليوم

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يعرفون أكثر من اللازم

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على سبيل المثال تلك الفتاة

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لديها 13 عاما وبالفعل وجدت لنفسها رجلا ناجحا

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إنه أكبر منها بـ3 أضعاف عمرها لكنه يملك مالا للمخدرات

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ويقود سيارة جميلة

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من هو الر جل يا عزيزتي من الرجل

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إنه أنت أنت الرجل أجل هذا صحيح

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هذا صحيح أنا الرجل أجل أنت رجلي

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لا أقصد أنني لم أكن وغدا حقيرا

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أعني نشأت أيرلنديا بـ برونكس ريفيرديل

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ليس لدي لقب وظيفي لست م سج لا بدليل الهاتف

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لكن إن واجهتك مشكلة مع أحد ما

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إن قام أحدهم بالعبث مع إبنتك القاصر

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يمكنك أن تسأل عن ي جاكسون هيلي

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De nos jours les gamins tournent pas rond

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Ils en savent trop

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Prenez cette petite perle

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Elle a 13 ans

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Elle a déjà un ticket gagnant

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Il a trois fois son âge

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mais il a du fric pour son herbe et une belle voiture

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C'est qui le meilleur beauté

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C'est qui le meilleur

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C'est toi le meilleur C'est ça

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C'est moi le meilleur

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Tu es à tomber raide

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C'est vrai j'étais un petit con

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Après tout je suis Irlandais

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Le Bronx Riverdale

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Je suis pas répertorié dans les Pages Jaunes

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mais si on vous cherche des noises

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à vous ou votre fillette mineure

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demandez Jackson Healy

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Mit der heutigen Jugend stimmt etwas nicht

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Sie wissen zu viel

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Diese kleine Schönheit zum Beispiel

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Sie ist 13 und hat schon einen Treffer gelandet

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Klar er ist dreimal so alt wie sie

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aber er hat Kohle für Gras und fährt ein schönes Auto

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Wer ist der Beste Baby Wer ist der Beste

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Du Du bist der Beste Genau

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Genau ich bin der Beste Mein scharfer Typ

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Ich gebe zu ich war ein Mistkerl

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Ich bin schliesslich irisch aufgewachsen

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In der Bronx In Riverdale

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Ich hab keine Berufsbezeichnung

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steh nicht im Telefonbuch

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Aber wenn Sie Ärger mit jemandem haben

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wenn einer Ihre minderjährige Tochter verführt

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können Sie nach mir fragen Jackson Healy

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Ada sesuatu yang salah dengan anak anak hari ini

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Mereka terlalu banyak tahu

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Contohnya permata kecil ini

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Dia 13 tahun

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Sudah punya pemenang untuk dirinya

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Tentu cowoknya 3 kali usianya

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tapi dia punya uang untuk beli pot

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dan dia mengendarai mobil bagus

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Siapa pria itu sayang Siapa pria itu

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Ya kamu Kamulah orangnya Ya Betul

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Itu betul Akulah orangnya Oh ya Kaulah foxy fox ku

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Aku tak mengatakan aku bukan bajingan kecil

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Maksudku aku besar di Irlandia The Bronx Riverdale

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Aku tidak punya jabatan aku tidak ada di Yellow Pages

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tapi jika kau punya masalah dengan seseorang

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orang yang main main dengan putrimu yang di bawah umur

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kau mungkin mencari cariku Jackson Healy

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近頃の子供たちは何かがおかしい

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連中はマセ過ぎてる

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この可愛い子ちゃんを見ろよ

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彼女は１３歳

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既に自分を勝者と考えてる

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そう奴は彼女の３倍は歳食ってるが

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でもヤツはハッパを買う金とカッチョイイ車を持ってる

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真の男は誰だい

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真の男は

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あなたよあなたこそ真の男だわそうその通り

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僕こそが真の男だよ

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もたまんないあなたって最高にイカしてる

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俺は自分が嫌な奴じゃないとは言わない

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つまり俺はアイリッシュだ

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あのブロンクスのリバーランド

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俺には肩書がない電話帳には載らないのさ

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でももし誰かが誰かとトラブった時

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誰かがあんたの未成年の娘に手を出した時

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あんたはこのジャクソンヒーリーに頼み事をするだろう

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С детьми в наше время что то не так

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Они слишком много знают

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Взять хотя бы эту крошку

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Ей 13

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А уже нашла себе ухажёра

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Конечно он в три раза старше

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но у него есть деньги на траву

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и хорошая тачка

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Кто мужик детка Кто мужик

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Ты Ты мужик Да Точно

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Вот именно я мужик О да Ты мой красавчик

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Не отрицаю я и сам был мелким говнюком

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В смысле я ирландец Из Бронкса Ривердейл

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Должность никакую не занимаю в справочниках меня нет

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но если у вас с кем нибудь проблемы

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кто то пристаёт к вашей несовершеннолетней дочери

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можете обратиться ко мне Джексону Хили

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Hay algo malo con los chicos hoy en día

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Saben demasiadas cosas

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Esa chica por ejemplo

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Tiene 13 años Pero ya tiene novio

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Claro que él la triplica en edad

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Pero tiene dinero para marihuana Y tiene un gran auto

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Quien es el macho Quien es

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Vos Vos sos el macho Eso

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Eso mismo yo soy

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No digo que yo era un ángel Digo

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Crecí irlandés en el Bronx Riverdale

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No tengo un trabajo normal No estoy en la guía telefónica

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Pero si tienes problemas con alguien

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Alguien metiéndose con su hija menor de edad

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Búsqueme Jackson Healy

Available in 8 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:14

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Silver Pictures,Waypoint Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In 1970s Los Angeles, a mismatched pair of private eyes investigate a missing girl and the mysterious death of a porn star.