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You didn't fall down the fucking hill did youDid you fall down the hillI had like two three drinks topsYeah that's why you can't walk straightOh excuse me I'm carrying a dead body and I have his

You can't even say Baryshnikov

The Nice Guys • 2016

Jackson Healy:
You didn't fall down the fucking hill, did you? Did you fall down the hill?Holland March:I had, like, two, three drinks, tops.Jackson Healy:Yeah, that's why you can't walk straight.Holland March:Oh, excuse me. I'm carrying a dead body and I have his schwantz in my face. So, I'm sorry I'm not Bakishnarov.Jackson Healy:You can't even say Baryshnikov

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You didn't fall down the fucking hill did you

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Did you fall down the hill

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I had like two three drinks tops

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Yeah that's why you can't walk straight

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Oh excuse me I'm carrying a dead body and I have his schwantz in my face

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So I'm sorry I'm not Bakishnarov

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You can't even say Baryshnikov

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أنت لم تسقط من أعلى التل أليس كذلك

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هل سقطت من أعلى التل

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لقد شربت كأسي ن أو ثلاثة

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أجل لهذا أنت لا تستطيع أن تمشي بصورة مستقيمة

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معذرة أن ي أحمل جثة وقضيبه على وجهي

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آسف أنا لست بيكشنروف

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أنت حتى لا تستطيع لفظ بيرشكنوف

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Tu es tombé de la colline

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Tu as dévalé la colline

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J'ai bu que deux ou trois verres

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Tu marches pas droit

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Je porte un cadavre et j ai son engin en pleine tronche

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Désolé de pas être Bakishnarov

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Tu arrives même pas à prononcer Baryshnikov

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Du bist nicht den Hang runtergestürzt oder

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Oder etwa doch

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Ich hatte höchstens 3 Drinks

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Darum torkelst du

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Ich trag eine Leiche und hab den Schwanz im Gesicht

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Sorry aber ich bin nicht Bakischarow

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Kannst nicht mal Baryschnikow sagen

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Kau tidak jatuh ke bukit itu 'kan

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Apa kau jatuh ke bukit

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Aku seperti minum 2 3 gelas tops

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Ya itu sebabnya jalanmu sempoyongan

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Oh permisi Aku membawa mayat

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dan aku punya Schwantz di wajahku

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Jadi aku minta maaf aku bukan Bakishnarov

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Kau bahkan tidak bisa mengatakan Baryshnikov

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あの丘に落っこったわけじゃねーよな

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あの丘に落ちたのか

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２３杯ひっかけててね

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ああそれでまっすぐも歩けないわけか

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ああ失礼ナニの方を持ちながら死体を運んでるもんで

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バキシュナロフじゃなくて悪かったね

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バリシニコフとさえ言えんのか

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Ты ведь не упал с него да

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Ты упал с балкона

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Я выпил два три бокала максимум

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Ага поэтому прямо идти не можешь

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Ой ну прости Я тут труп несу

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и его яйца прямо у моего лица

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Уж извини я не Баширников

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Ты даже фамилию Барышников не можешь выговорить

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No me digas que te caíste hasta abajo

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Te caíste Solo tome 3 tragos

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Por eso estas rengueando

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Disculpa estoy cargando un cadáver oloriento

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No soy ningún Bakyshnirov

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No podes ni decir Baryshnikov

Available in 8 languages

Duration

17 seconds

Views

2,401

Timestamp in Movie

00:46:19

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Silver Pictures,Waypoint Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In 1970s Los Angeles, a mismatched pair of private eyes investigate a missing girl and the mysterious death of a porn star.

Actors

Jackson Healy

Holland March