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"The Nude Bomb" quotes

The Nude Bomb poster
Maxwell Smart is recalled to duty to help fight a villian who threatens to detonate a weapon that destroys clothing.

Director: Clive Donner
Writer: Mel Brooks, Buck Henry, Arne Sultan
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 1980
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.1
BoxOffice: $14,662,035
Released: 09 May 1980
Awards: 1 nomination

41 video clips

Maxwell SmartChiefKaos #1Kaos #2Agent 34Agent 22SauvageAgent 36PresidentNino Salvatori SebastianiCarruthersAgent 13Edith Von SecondbergDoctorLandladyLarrabee
MAXWELL You know Chief this Nude Bomb might solve a lot of problems - The Nude Bomb 00:20 MAXWELL You know Chief this Nude Bomb might solve a lot of... I advise you to drop your guns and put up your hands - The Nude Bomb 00:23 I advise you to drop your guns and put up your hands And if there's one thing I've learned in many many years of experience - The Nude Bomb 00:23 And if there's one thing I've learned in many many... Just our luck We got to run into a poisonous Achtung - The Nude Bomb 00:10 Just our luck We got to run into a poisonous Achtung Well I once knew a Dolly Winston traveled with the Benny Goodman band - The Nude Bomb 00:29 Well I once knew a Dolly Winston traveled with the Benny... Your bogus ingenuousness is straining my equanimity - The Nude Bomb 00:09 Your bogus ingenuousness is straining my equanimity We're really up against it this time 86 - The Nude Bomb 00:14 We're really up against it this time 86 Who hasn't You're a legend 86 - The Nude Bomb 00:14 Who hasn't You're a legend 86 Now you realize Mr Smart that once KAOS learns of your mission - The Nude Bomb 00:16 Now you realize Mr Smart that once KAOS learns of your... Maxwell Smart is a fool and a bumbler - The Nude Bomb 00:12 Maxwell Smart is a fool and a bumbler Carruthers here - The Nude Bomb 00:12 Carruthers here 22 was married to the late great 78 - The Nude Bomb 00:27 22 was married to the late great 78 I'm a secret agent - The Nude Bomb 00:20 I'm a secret agent Sorry about that Chief - The Nude Bomb 00:03 Sorry about that Chief We've landed totally undetected - The Nude Bomb 00:08 We've landed totally undetected Let's face it Sauvage you're not playing with a full deck - The Nude Bomb 00:05 Let's face it Sauvage you're not playing with a... Calm down dear Nino - The Nude Bomb 00:19 Calm down dear Nino That's the second biggest zipper I ever saw - The Nude Bomb 00:05 That's the second biggest zipper I ever saw 36 you know 22 22 36 - The Nude Bomb 00:04 36 you know 22 22 36 Of course the old bullet in the barrel trick - The Nude Bomb 00:05 Of course the old bullet in the barrel trick A stapler telephone - The Nude Bomb 00:12 A stapler telephone That girl worries me a lot Chief - The Nude Bomb 00:11 That girl worries me a lot Chief Of course the old big black truck trick - The Nude Bomb 00:04 Of course the old big black truck trick I've never seen that maneuver before - The Nude Bomb 00:11 I've never seen that maneuver before Of course The old dashboard in the drawer trick - The Nude Bomb 00:06 Of course The old dashboard in the drawer trick Look 22 when I'm on a case I don't fool around - The Nude Bomb 00:10 Look 22 when I'm on a case I don't fool around 22 I can explain this bra in five seconds - The Nude Bomb 00:08 22 I can explain this bra in five seconds We have to ask him some questions - The Nude Bomb 00:05 We have to ask him some questions That doesn't look anything like you - The Nude Bomb 00:06 That doesn't look anything like you You're quite witty - The Nude Bomb 00:05 You're quite witty There's something I think you should know Maxwell - The Nude Bomb 00:08 There's something I think you should know Maxwell He's too weak to talk He's humming the information to us - The Nude Bomb 00:06 He's too weak to talk He's humming the information... Carruthers radio our position to PITS Central - The Nude Bomb 00:15 Carruthers radio our position to PITS Central Instant cloning - The Nude Bomb 00:08 Instant cloning Well Mr Smart evidently I underestimated you - The Nude Bomb 00:11 Well Mr Smart evidently I underestimated you Sorry about that Chief - The Nude Bomb 00:03 Sorry about that Chief Nations of the world - The Nude Bomb 01:10 Nations of the world What is it now Chief - The Nude Bomb 00:26 What is it now Chief Max I've been thinking about it - The Nude Bomb 00:17 Max I've been thinking about it What holds the bra up - The Nude Bomb 00:32 What holds the bra up This is the latest in counterattack furniture - The Nude Bomb 01:09 This is the latest in counterattack furniture

Cast

Maxwell Smart - Don Adams
Agent 34 - Sylvia Kristel
Edith Von Secondberg - Rhonda Fleming
Chief - Dana Elcar
Agent 36 - Pamela Hensley
All Cast