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"The Number 23" quotes

The Number 23 poster
Walter Sparrow becomes obsessed with a novel that he believes was written about him, as more and more similarities between himself and his literary alter ego seem to arise.

Director: Joel Schumacher
Writer: Fernley Phillips
Production: N/A
Year: 2007
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $35,193,167
Released: 23 Feb 2007
Awards: 5 nominations
Walter's voice LIKE TIME IS GONNA HEAL ME - The Number 23 00:07 Walter's voice LIKE TIME IS GONNA HEAL ME I ONCE READ THAT THE ONLY PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION THAT MATTERS - The Number 23 00:12 I ONCE READ THAT THE ONLY PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION THAT... IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN HE'S GONNA BE NED WITH TWO D'S - The Number 23 00:36 IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN HE'S GONNA BE NED WITH TWO... OF COURSE TIME'S JUST A COUNTING SYSTEM - The Number 23 00:35 OF COURSE TIME'S JUST A COUNTING SYSTEM Walter's voice UNTIL MY FATHER'S NUMBER RETURNED TO HAUNT ME - The Number 23 00:06 Walter's voice UNTIL MY FATHER'S NUMBER RETURNED... I PLAYED ALONG - The Number 23 00:20 I PLAYED ALONG I'M A BAD PERSON - The Number 23 00:11 I'M A BAD PERSON DO YOU HATE ME - The Number 23 00:13 DO YOU HATE ME Man's voice A WEEK AGO THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT WAS - The Number 23 00:05 Man's voice A WEEK AGO THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT WAS SHE'S TOPSY KRETTS SHE WROTE THE BOOK - The Number 23 00:31 SHE'S TOPSY KRETTS SHE WROTE THE BOOK CAPRICORN 23 5 SOUTH - The Number 23 00:36 CAPRICORN 23 5 SOUTH YOU WEREN'T A BAD PERSON WHO GOT BETTER - The Number 23 00:05 YOU WEREN'T A BAD PERSON WHO GOT BETTER THAT'S WHY HE WAS ALWAYS IN OUR YARD - The Number 23 00:04 THAT'S WHY HE WAS ALWAYS IN OUR YARD SOUNDS DELICIOUS CAN I GET IT TO GO - The Number 23 00:36 SOUNDS DELICIOUS CAN I GET IT TO GO PINK IS MY FAVORITE COLOR DO YOU KNOW WHAT PINK IS - The Number 23 00:19 PINK IS MY FAVORITE COLOR DO YOU KNOW WHAT PINK IS NASTY EVIL DEAD DOG - The Number 23 00:04 NASTY EVIL DEAD DOG YEAH ONCE UPON A TIME - The Number 23 00:36 YEAH ONCE UPON A TIME 'THE NUMBER 23 ' - The Number 23 00:18 'THE NUMBER 23 ' NOW IT WAS COMING AFTER ME - The Number 23 00:04 NOW IT WAS COMING AFTER ME IT WAS IN MY NAME IT WAS IN MY NAME - The Number 23 00:09 IT WAS IN MY NAME IT WAS IN MY NAME PEOPLE ONLY PRAY BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE THAT GOD WILL HELP THEM IF THEY DO - The Number 23 00:08 PEOPLE ONLY PRAY BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE THAT GOD WILL HELP... HE SAID HE'D FOUND A WAY TO BEAT THE NUMBER - The Number 23 00:10 HE SAID HE'D FOUND A WAY TO BEAT THE NUMBER I'M SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE READ THAT AS A KID - The Number 23 00:05 I'M SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE READ THAT AS A KID Man's voice A WEEK AGO THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT WAS - The Number 23 00:17 Man's voice A WEEK AGO THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT WAS NO NO NO NO NO - The Number 23 00:24 NO NO NO NO NO 20, 21, 22... - The Number 23 00:29 20, 21, 22... 23. 23. - The Number 23 00:23 23. 23. 27'S THE QUIETEST. - The Number 23 00:13 27'S THE QUIETEST. ARE YOU INSANE? - The Number 23 00:13 ARE YOU INSANE?  BUT LOOKING BACK..." - The Number 23 00:14 BUT LOOKING BACK..."  ( buzzer sounds ) - The Number 23 00:08 ( buzzer sounds ) CUT ME.
CUT ME. - The Number 23 00:24 CUT ME. CUT ME. DAMN IT! - The Number 23 00:17 DAMN IT! DO IT TIGHT. - The Number 23 00:17 DO IT TIGHT. EVERY 23rd WORD
ON EVERY 23rd PAGE: - The Number 23 00:20 EVERY 23rd WORD ON EVERY 23rd PAGE: ( exhales ) - The Number 23 00:05 ( exhales ) HE WAS REAL CONVINCING
ABOUT HIS INNOCENCE. - The Number 23 00:27 HE WAS REAL CONVINCING ABOUT HIS INNOCENCE. HEY, LAURA. - The Number 23 00:11 HEY, LAURA.  "I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED
 THE TRUTH. - The Number 23 00:10 "I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED THE TRUTH. Isaac:
 IN THE MEANTIME,
 I CAN SPEAK TO AGATHA - The Number 23 00:08 Isaac: IN THE MEANTIME, I CAN SPEAK TO AGATHA IT'S A NIGHTMARE.
IT'S A NIGHTMARE. - The Number 23 00:15 IT'S A NIGHTMARE. IT'S A NIGHTMARE. IT'S SELF-PRINTED, - The Number 23 00:22 IT'S SELF-PRINTED, - LET'S GO HOME, OKAY?
- YEAH. - The Number 23 00:05 - LET'S GO HOME, OKAY? - YEAH. Man's voice:
 A WEEK AGO, THE ONLY THING
 I THOUGHT WAS - The Number 23 00:10 Man's voice: A WEEK AGO, THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT WAS - ( meowing )
- ( barking ) - The Number 23 00:18 - ( meowing ) - ( barking ) - MORNING.
- WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU? - The Number 23 00:12 - MORNING. - WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? ( mumbling ) - The Number 23 00:13 ( mumbling ) ( mumbling ) - The Number 23 00:08 ( mumbling ) ( muttering ) - The Number 23 00:05 ( muttering ) NO!
GET OUT OF HERE! - The Number 23 00:10 NO! GET OUT OF HERE! OH, GOD! - The Number 23 00:12 OH, GOD! OH, GOD. - The Number 23 00:21 OH, GOD. OH, SHIT! - The Number 23 00:11 OH, SHIT! OKAY, WE GOTTA GO.
GO! - The Number 23 00:09 OKAY, WE GOTTA GO. GO! - OOH! OH MY GOD.
I'M SO SORRY.
- OH! - The Number 23 00:29 - OOH! OH MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY. - OH! ( panting ) - The Number 23 00:05 ( panting ) REMEMBER THIS? - The Number 23 00:10 REMEMBER THIS? Robin:
 DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? - The Number 23 00:25 Robin: DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? Robin:
 LAST NIGHT W-WHEN I WAS
 READING THE BOOK, - The Number 23 00:08 Robin: LAST NIGHT W-WHEN I WAS READING THE BOOK, SHH--
GET THE-- - The Number 23 00:14 SHH-- GET THE-- SHIT!
THIS FUCKING... - The Number 23 00:23 SHIT! THIS FUCKING... ( telephone rings ) - The Number 23 00:25 ( telephone rings )  * THE BANALITY * - The Number 23 00:07 * THE BANALITY *  * THE BANALITY * - The Number 23 00:07 * THE BANALITY *  THE NEXT DAY I TRACED
 THE EX-BOYFRIEND - The Number 23 00:16 THE NEXT DAY I TRACED THE EX-BOYFRIEND THERE'S YOUR BOXES,
KIDDO. - The Number 23 00:16 THERE'S YOUR BOXES, KIDDO.  ( thunder rumbles ) - The Number 23 00:11 ( thunder rumbles )  TO DIE THERE IN THE STREET
 WOULD HAVE BEEN EASY, - The Number 23 00:12 TO DIE THERE IN THE STREET WOULD HAVE BEEN EASY, TROPIC OF CAPRICORN. - The Number 23 00:05 TROPIC OF CAPRICORN. - WALTER, LOOK.
- HUH? - The Number 23 00:16 - WALTER, LOOK. - HUH? Walter's voice:
 AG, I DON'T WANT YOU - The Number 23 00:17 Walter's voice: AG, I DON'T WANT YOU Walter's voice:
 "ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THIS
 BOOK ARE FICTITIOUS, - The Number 23 00:10 Walter's voice: "ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOK... Walter's voice:
 CHAPTER 22 WAS AS I FEARED. - The Number 23 00:05 Walter's voice: CHAPTER 22 WAS AS I FEARED. Walter's voice:
 "CHAPTER 23: - The Number 23 00:24 Walter's voice: "CHAPTER 23: Walter's voice:
 "CHAPTER 5: - The Number 23 00:07 Walter's voice: "CHAPTER 5: Walter's voice:
 "THE NUMBER WAS EVERYWHERE. - The Number 23 00:10 Walter's voice: "THE NUMBER WAS EVERYWHERE. Walter's voice:
 THERE'S NO SUCH THING
 AS DESTINY. - The Number 23 00:07 Walter's voice: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS DESTINY... Walter's voice:
 "WHAT BEGAN AS A SUICIDE NOTE - The Number 23 00:09 Walter's voice: "WHAT BEGAN AS A SUICIDE NOTE Walter's voice:
 WHY THAT STREET? - The Number 23 00:10 Walter's voice: WHY THAT STREET? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- READING. - The Number 23 00:06 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - READING. ( whispers )
EIGHT, NINE, 10,
11, 12, 13-- - The Number 23 00:15 ( whispers ) EIGHT, NINE, 10, 11, 12, 13-- YOU PUT MY NAME
ON THIS. - The Number 23 00:30 YOU PUT MY NAME ON THIS.

Cast

Walter Sparrow - Jim Carrey
Agatha Sparrow - Virginia Madsen
Robin Sparrow - Logan Lerman
Isaac French - Danny Huston
Suicide Blonde - Lynn Collins