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Man's voice I'D LIKE TWO WORDS ON MY TOMBSTONEWHAT IF
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The Number 23

What if

Walter Sparrow:
I'd like two words on my tombstone: what if

Full Transcript

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Man's voice I'D LIKE TWO WORDS ON MY TOMBSTONE
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WHAT IF
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
305
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:10
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
crime, mystery, thriller
Production
Firm Films,New Line Cinema,Contrafilm

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Movie Summary

Walter Sparrow becomes obsessed with a novel that he believes was written about him, as more and more similarities between himself and his literary alter ego seem to arise.

Actors

Jim Carrey
Walter Sparrow
Jim Carrey
DO YOU HATE ME - The Number 23 00:13
DO YOU HATE ME
OH HEY OH COME ONWHY DON'T YOU WAG YOUR TAIL AT ME IN THE BITCHES' ROOMSYBIL laughingWalter's voice WHAT IF I HAD BEEN A BIT MORESYBIL I WOULDN'T WAG MY TAIL IN THE BATHROOMWITH YOU IF YOU WERE THE LAST BITCH ON EARTH - The Number 23 00:15
OH HEY OH COME ONWHY DON'T YOU WAG YOUR TAIL AT ME IN...
YEAH ONCE UPON A TIMETHERE WAS A DOGWHO LIVED A LIFE OF TERRORFEARED NO ONEBUT ALTHOUGH HIS TEETH WERE SHARPAND HIS BELLY FULLHIS HEART WAS EMPTYHE DECIDED TO GO ON A JOURNEYTO A LAND FAR FAR AWAYWHERE HE CAME UPON A WOODEN SHACK ONE DAYWITH A THIN OLD - The Number 23 01:04
YEAH ONCE UPON A TIMETHERE WAS A DOGWHO LIVED A LIFE OF...
DAMN IT! - The Number 23 00:17
DAMN IT!
OH, GOD. - The Number 23 00:21
OH, GOD.
OH, GOD. - The Number 23 00:06
OH, GOD.
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, PICK A SPOT. - The Number 23 00:06
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, PICK A SPOT.
NOW WHERE'D YOU GO? - The Number 23 00:06
NOW WHERE'D YOU GO?
NASTY EVIL DOGTHAT'S WHAT NED STANDS FOR - The Number 23 00:06
NASTY EVIL DOGTHAT'S WHAT NED STANDS FOR
'THE NUMBER 23 'A NOVEL OF OBSESSION BY TOPSY KRETTSHMMA HEART WRENCHING ODYSSEY INTO PARANOIAONE OF THE MOST HORRIFYING METAMORPHOSES EVER TOLDBEWARE OF THE DOG NEXT DOOR - The Number 23 00:18
'THE NUMBER 23 'A NOVEL OF OBSESSION BY TOPSY...
Walter's voice: "ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOK ARE FICTITIOUS, AND ANYONE FINDING A RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL PERSONS, LIVING OR DEAD, SHOULD PROCEED NO FURTHER." - The Number 23 00:11
Walter's voice: "ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOK...
- Walter: NOW IT'S TIME FOR BIRTHDAY SEX. - The Number 23 00:08
- Walter: NOW IT'S TIME FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? - The Number 23 00:17
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
MOM, DAD. - The Number 23 00:43
MOM, DAD.
ROBIN SHE'S A NICE GIRLMAKE SURE SHE STAYS THAT WAY - The Number 23 00:08
ROBIN SHE'S A NICE GIRLMAKE SURE SHE STAYS THAT WAY
Walter's voice: "CHAPTER 1: YOU CAN CALL ME FINGERLING. - The Number 23 00:39
Walter's voice: "CHAPTER 1: YOU CAN CALL ME...
THIS IS YOUR FIRST BITE? - The Number 23 00:57
THIS IS YOUR FIRST BITE?
HAVE A GOOD DAY, MR. - The Number 23 00:42
HAVE A GOOD DAY, MR.
NOW I MUST ADMIT THAT MY LONELINESS AND OBSESSION WITH DETECTIVE STORIES HAD FUELED FANTASIES. - The Number 23 00:18
NOW I MUST ADMIT THAT MY LONELINESS AND OBSESSION WITH...
IT WAS A WHOLE HOUR BEFORE THE DOCTOR ARRIVED, AND IN THAT UNCERTAIN HOUR MY EIGHT-YEAR-OLD MIND RACED. - The Number 23 00:37
IT WAS A WHOLE HOUR BEFORE THE DOCTOR ARRIVED, AND IN THAT...