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THIS IS YOUR FIRST BITE? FIRST ANIMAL ONE, YES. MY WIFE, SHE HASTHESE GNAWING URGES IN HER SLEEP AND... TELL ME ABOUT THISCANINE NED. WHAT WOULD YOU DOIF YOU CAME ACROSSHIM AGAIN? IF I WAS IN MY TRUCK,I'D ACCELERATE UNTIL I HEARD A THUD. I'M SORRY.I'M JUST-- I'M JOKING. I JUST--THIS IS JUST SILLY. MR. SPARROW,ANIMAL-CONTROLREGULATIONS STATE THAT ANY OFFICER SUFFERINGAT THE HANDS OF AN ANIMAL MUST UNDERGO PSYCHOLOGICALCOUNSELING WITHIN SEVEN DAYS TO EVALUATE THEIRSTATE OF MIND. I GAVE HIM MY ARMON A PLATTER. CAN'T BLAME A CREATUREOF LOWER INTELLIGENCE FOR THAT. I MADE A MISTAKE, OKAY?WRITE THAT DOWN.I MADE A MISTAKE. IT'S MY FAULT--LIKE WHEN I TOLD MY WIFE SHE COULD CHOOSE THE COLOR FOR THE LIVING ROOM WALLS,YOU KNOW? NOT THAT WOMEN ARE OFLOWER INTELLIGENCE, JUST
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THIS IS YOUR FIRST BITE
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FIRST ANIMAL ONE YES
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MY WIFE SHE HAS THESE GNAWING URGES
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IN HER SLEEP AND
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TELL ME ABOUT THIS CANINE NED
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU CAME ACROSS HIM AGAIN
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IF I WAS IN MY TRUCK I'D ACCELERATE
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UNTIL I HEARD A THUD
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chuckles
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I'M SORRY I'M JUST I'M JOKING
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I JUST THIS IS JUST SILLY
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MR SPARROW ANIMAL CONTROL REGULATIONS STATE
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THAT ANY OFFICER SUFFERING AT THE HANDS OF AN ANIMAL
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MUST UNDERGO PSYCHOLOGICAL COUNSELING WITHIN SEVEN DAYS
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TO EVALUATE THEIR STATE OF MIND
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I GAVE HIM MY ARM ON A PLATTER
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CAN'T BLAME A CREATURE OF LOWER INTELLIGENCE FOR THAT
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I MADE A MISTAKE OKAY WRITE THAT DOWN I MADE A MISTAKE
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IT'S MY FAULT LIKE WHEN I TOLD MY WIFE
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SHE COULD CHOOSE THE COLOR
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FOR THE LIVING ROOM WALLS YOU KNOW
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NOT THAT WOMEN ARE OF LOWER INTELLIGENCE JUST
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Movie Summary
Walter Sparrow becomes obsessed with a novel that he believes was written about him, as more and more similarities between himself and his literary alter ego seem to arise.