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Purple Pit Bartender:
[Arrives with several bottles of spirits; to Buddy]
Did you say a Polar Bear Heater? Buddy Love:
No, YOU said it! I said an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater. Purple Pit Bartender:
I never heard of that. Buddy Love:
Until now. Purple Pit Bartender:
[mumbles]
Until now. Buddy Love:
All right, pay attention. Two shots of vodka. Purple Pit Bartender:
[starts mixing the drink]
Two shots of vodka... Buddy Love:
A little rum. Buddy Love:
A little rum... Buddy Love:
Some bitters... Purple Pit Bartender:
Some bitters... Buddy Love:
And a smidgen of vinegar. Purple Pit Bartender:
[grabs the vinegar]
A smidgen of... Are you gonna drink this here or you're gonna take it home and rub it on your chest? Buddy Love:
Hey, that was terrific! Hey, did ya hear that, folks? A regular George Bernard Shaw. Good boy! And he did it all by himself. You did all by yourself and nobody helped you. That's terrific... [insulted and angry] Buddy Love:
and with your very own big mouth! Now if you don't want this cocktail shaker to be a part of your gums, mix the drink, shut your mouth and pay attention. Is that clear? Repeat after me. I'll... Purple Pit Bartender:
I'll... Buddy Love:
I'll pay... Purple Pit Bartender:
I'll pay... Buddy Love:
I'll pay attention. Purple Pit Bartender:
I'll pay attention
[Arrives with several bottles of spirits; to Buddy]
Did you say a Polar Bear Heater? Buddy Love:
No, YOU said it! I said an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater. Purple Pit Bartender:
I never heard of that. Buddy Love:
Until now. Purple Pit Bartender:
[mumbles]
Until now. Buddy Love:
All right, pay attention. Two shots of vodka. Purple Pit Bartender:
[starts mixing the drink]
Two shots of vodka... Buddy Love:
A little rum. Buddy Love:
A little rum... Buddy Love:
Some bitters... Purple Pit Bartender:
Some bitters... Buddy Love:
And a smidgen of vinegar. Purple Pit Bartender:
[grabs the vinegar]
A smidgen of... Are you gonna drink this here or you're gonna take it home and rub it on your chest? Buddy Love:
Hey, that was terrific! Hey, did ya hear that, folks? A regular George Bernard Shaw. Good boy! And he did it all by himself. You did all by yourself and nobody helped you. That's terrific... [insulted and angry] Buddy Love:
and with your very own big mouth! Now if you don't want this cocktail shaker to be a part of your gums, mix the drink, shut your mouth and pay attention. Is that clear? Repeat after me. I'll... Purple Pit Bartender:
I'll... Buddy Love:
I'll pay... Purple Pit Bartender:
I'll pay... Buddy Love:
I'll pay attention. Purple Pit Bartender:
I'll pay attention
Full Transcript
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Did you say Polar Bear Heater No you did
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I said an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater I never heard of that
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Until now All right pay attention
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Two shots of vodka Two shots of vodka
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A little rum A little rum
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Some bitters Bitters
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And a smidgin of vinegar And a smidgin of
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You gonna drink this or rub it on your chest
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That was terrific Did you hear that folks A regular George Bernard Shaw
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Good boy And he did it all by himself You did it all by yourself without help
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That's terrific And with your own big mouth
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If you don't want the cocktail shaker in your gums shut up and pay attention
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Is that clear Repeat after me I'll I'll
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I'll pay attention I'll pay attention
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Movie Summary
A timid, nearsighted chemistry teacher discovers a magical potion that can transform him into a suave and handsome Romeo. The Jekyll and Hyde game works well enough until the concoction starts to wear off at the most embarrassing tim
