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"The Nutty Professor" quotes

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Grossly overweight yet good-hearted professor Sherman Klump takes a special chemical that turns him into the slim but obnoxious Buddy Love.

Director: Tom Shadyac
Writer: Jerry Lewis, Bill Richmond, David Sheffield
Production: N/A
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $128,814,019
Released: 28 Jun 1996
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 10 wins & 12 nominations total
Let's get to know each other man to man - The Nutty Professor 00:12 Let's get to know each other man to man Hey everyone run for the hills lt's Fat zilla - The Nutty Professor 00:09 Hey everyone run for the hills lt's Fat zilla Oh Oh l'm thin l'm thin Look at my cheekbones - The Nutty Professor 00:32 Oh Oh l'm thin l'm thin Look at my cheekbones Spandex All Spandex Where's the Spandex section - The Nutty Professor 00:11 Spandex All Spandex Where's the Spandex section Oh Hercules Hercules Hercules Hercules - The Nutty Professor 00:11 Oh Hercules Hercules Hercules Hercules You fat ass - The Nutty Professor 00:16 You fat ass Oh my God That's a bus - The Nutty Professor 00:06 Oh my God That's a bus Somebody better call an exorcist - The Nutty Professor 00:07 Somebody better call an exorcist You can sew up your stomach and your asshole - The Nutty Professor 00:07 You can sew up your stomach and your asshole All l'm trying to say is scientific breakthroughs - The Nutty Professor 00:16 All l'm trying to say is scientific breakthroughs Sherman I think i do remember hearing - The Nutty Professor 00:43 Sherman I think i do remember hearing You really think l be listening to you l ain't listening to you - The Nutty Professor 00:06 You really think l be listening to you l ain't... Hey That's strike two - The Nutty Professor 00:04 Hey That's strike two That's over Go have a nice day - The Nutty Professor 00:04 That's over Go have a nice day Oh man This is Freddy Krueger shit man - The Nutty Professor 00:05 Oh man This is Freddy Krueger shit man He talked to me first - The Nutty Professor 00:37 He talked to me first Sherman l brought you some nice fried chicken Sherman - The Nutty Professor 00:08 Sherman l brought you some nice fried chicken Sherman L'll toss this between the crack of your ass - The Nutty Professor 00:08 L'll toss this between the crack of your ass LANCE ON TV You're not pathetic - The Nutty Professor 00:26 LANCE ON TV You're not pathetic Yeah l know a wonderful church down there on Main Street - The Nutty Professor 00:07 Yeah l know a wonderful church down there on Main Street Lt's your world dog l'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut - The Nutty Professor 00:06 Lt's your world dog l'm just a squirrel trying to... Carla are you ready to go upstairs - The Nutty Professor 00:09 Carla are you ready to go upstairs Who you think you're talking to Sherman Klump - The Nutty Professor 00:13 Who you think you're talking to Sherman Klump Anything l can get for you Juice Coffee Rack of lamb - The Nutty Professor 00:07 Anything l can get for you Juice Coffee Rack of lamb When the good Lord made you - The Nutty Professor 00:07 When the good Lord made you There you go again - The Nutty Professor 00:36 There you go again Every time he goes to Sea World they pay him - The Nutty Professor 00:18 Every time he goes to Sea World they pay him L just had to come over and introduce myself - The Nutty Professor 00:15 L just had to come over and introduce myself L hate this guy l hate this guy He is so obnoxious - The Nutty Professor 00:06 L hate this guy l hate this guy He is so obnoxious Ls that a test tube in my pocket Or am l just happy to see you - The Nutty Professor 00:08 Ls that a test tube in my pocket Or am l just happy to see... Oh you mean rich dummy terms - The Nutty Professor 00:15 Oh you mean rich dummy terms Reggie's mama is so fat her blood type is Rocky Road - The Nutty Professor 00:07 Reggie's mama is so fat her blood type is Rocky Road And man what's wrong with that breath l can smell it over here - The Nutty Professor 00:13 And man what's wrong with that breath l can smell it... Cletus the dog's ripped open the garbage again - The Nutty Professor 00:08 Cletus the dog's ripped open the garbage again Lf you don't mind l have a date at the alumni ball - The Nutty Professor 00:06 Lf you don't mind l have a date at the alumni ball Yeah that's a good one there - The Nutty Professor 00:08 Yeah that's a good one there Here she goes Y'all better cover your plates - The Nutty Professor 00:13 Here she goes Y'all better cover your plates Mashed potatoes give me gas - The Nutty Professor 00:04 Mashed potatoes give me gas Women be shopping - The Nutty Professor 00:07 Women be shopping You want to do fat jokes All right - The Nutty Professor 00:33 You want to do fat jokes All right And l promise you l will not let you down - The Nutty Professor 00:33 And l promise you l will not let you down L mean the fact of the matter is l'm a big man - The Nutty Professor 00:19 L mean the fact of the matter is l'm a big man Oh Reggie l heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks - The Nutty Professor 00:09 Oh Reggie l heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks Someone has to tend to chunky butt's sex life - The Nutty Professor 00:07 Someone has to tend to chunky butt's sex life Lf you give me a moment l believe l can try to explain - The Nutty Professor 00:33 Lf you give me a moment l believe l can try to explain Cletus come clean this garbage up - The Nutty Professor 00:08 Cletus come clean this garbage up Sherman l think l do remember - The Nutty Professor 00:36 Sherman l think l do remember Come on over here - The Nutty Professor 00:15 Come on over here Boy he looks like King Kong with titties - The Nutty Professor 00:21 Boy he looks like King Kong with titties

Cast

Sherman Klump - Eddie Murphy
Carla Purty - Jada Pinkett Smith
Harlan Hartley - James Coburn
Dean Richmond - Larry Miller
Reggie Warrington - Dave Chappelle