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Buddy Love:
Oh you mean rich dummy terms? I'll break it down. All the rich dummies in the room, listen up! If you gonna eat nasty stuff like this. [Picks up a porkchop] Buddy Love:
I know it looks good and I know how many of here like porkchop. But this greasy, nasty porkchop, you know there's a gene in your DNA that routes this straight to your fat cells, and it causes all sorts of sightly conditions. Case in point, this woman has what I like to call jello arms... [shakes a fat lady's arm] Buddy Love:
...you notice the arm has taken on a gelatin sort of vibe. Quite nasty. [moves to a man at another table] Buddy Love:
And to my left, this gentleman has turkey neck, [Moves to the woman next to him] Buddy Love:
to my immediate left, this young lady is suffering from what we like to call saddlebag syndrome [moves to the woman next to her] Buddy Love:
and to my extreme left, this lady is suffering from what we like to call... tank ass. [the woman's husband gets up] Buddy Love:
Yo, not tonight, man. [escorts him back into his seat] Buddy Love:
I'm your brother, I'm your brother. Like I was saying, ladies and gentlemen, where there's a will, there's a way, and there is a way we can turn these genes off, and I don't mean by using exercise or diet, I'm talking about by taking a simple solution, which helps reconstruct your metabolic cellular strands, thus giving you the appearance of, [picks a nice lady] Buddy Love:
as they say in medical terms... gluteus minimus, or in layman's terms, an extremely tight, wonderful ass. Let's give it up for the woman with the nice ass. [a bit of the other people applaud] Buddy Love:
She's worked so hard, don't you agree? Have a seat have a seat. Wow, everybody has a nice ass at this table, is this the nice ass section?
Oh you mean rich dummy terms? I'll break it down. All the rich dummies in the room, listen up! If you gonna eat nasty stuff like this. [Picks up a porkchop] Buddy Love:
I know it looks good and I know how many of here like porkchop. But this greasy, nasty porkchop, you know there's a gene in your DNA that routes this straight to your fat cells, and it causes all sorts of sightly conditions. Case in point, this woman has what I like to call jello arms... [shakes a fat lady's arm] Buddy Love:
...you notice the arm has taken on a gelatin sort of vibe. Quite nasty. [moves to a man at another table] Buddy Love:
And to my left, this gentleman has turkey neck, [Moves to the woman next to him] Buddy Love:
to my immediate left, this young lady is suffering from what we like to call saddlebag syndrome [moves to the woman next to her] Buddy Love:
and to my extreme left, this lady is suffering from what we like to call... tank ass. [the woman's husband gets up] Buddy Love:
Yo, not tonight, man. [escorts him back into his seat] Buddy Love:
I'm your brother, I'm your brother. Like I was saying, ladies and gentlemen, where there's a will, there's a way, and there is a way we can turn these genes off, and I don't mean by using exercise or diet, I'm talking about by taking a simple solution, which helps reconstruct your metabolic cellular strands, thus giving you the appearance of, [picks a nice lady] Buddy Love:
as they say in medical terms... gluteus minimus, or in layman's terms, an extremely tight, wonderful ass. Let's give it up for the woman with the nice ass. [a bit of the other people applaud] Buddy Love:
She's worked so hard, don't you agree? Have a seat have a seat. Wow, everybody has a nice ass at this table, is this the nice ass section?
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Oh you mean rich dummy terms
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l'll break it down for the rich dummies in the room Listen up
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lf you eat nasty stuff like this
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l know it looks good and some of y'all like pork chops
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but this greasy nasty pork chop
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Movie Summary
Grossly overweight yet good-hearted professor Sherman Klump takes a special chemical that turns him into the slim but obnoxious Buddy Love.
Actors
Sherman Klump
