You've got to clean 'em yourself!
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Mama Klump:
Sherman, I think I do remember hearing something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly. Papa Klump:
You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine. [lets a loud fart, and Ernie Klump Jr. starts laughing harder and harder] Papa Klump:
There. Now my colon is clean. I'm talking squeaky clean. Mama Klump:
Every time we have a meal, you start breaking gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal. Papa Klump:
Don't tell me to stop! You're the one that brought up colon cleansin' and all that mess! Mama Klump:
I did not say anything about breakin' gas! I said I was going to get my colon cleaned. Papa Klump:
Don't you talk about putting a tube up somebody's ass, but I can't break wind. Mama Klump:
I didn't say nothing about putting no hose up nobody's ass. Cletus, I said... Papa Klump:
What you think a colonic is? You think you're gonna run your asshole by the car wash? [Ernie Jr. starts choking from eating and out of control laughter] Mama Klump:
You're choking the baby. Papa Klump:
As long as I pay the bills, I do what I want at this table. Case in point. [lets another loud fart] Grandma Klump:
Who's that calling my name? Mama Klump:
Yeah, I'll call you up if your name is... [farts in finishing his sentence, then laughs in mockery] Grandma Klump:
Keep insulting me. [picks up a knife] Grandma Klump:
I'll toss this between the crack of your ass. Papa Klump:
Yeah. You know, I can go all night. [lets another loud fart] Mama Klump:
Keep farting. I hope you fart until your asshole falls out. [Cletus lets another fart, Ernie Sr laughs loud and then Ernie Jr. manages to follow along] Mama Klump:
Oh, my baby too! [Cletus lets another loud fart that this time sounds wet] Papa Klump:
Oops! Now, see what you made me do? [starts running away clutching his pants] Papa Klump:
Goddamn it, I messed up my pants! Grandma Klump:
Damn, daddy. Mama Klump:
You've got to clean 'em yourself!
Sherman, I think I do remember hearing something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly. Papa Klump:
You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine. [lets a loud fart, and Ernie Klump Jr. starts laughing harder and harder] Papa Klump:
There. Now my colon is clean. I'm talking squeaky clean. Mama Klump:
Every time we have a meal, you start breaking gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal. Papa Klump:
Don't tell me to stop! You're the one that brought up colon cleansin' and all that mess! Mama Klump:
I did not say anything about breakin' gas! I said I was going to get my colon cleaned. Papa Klump:
Don't you talk about putting a tube up somebody's ass, but I can't break wind. Mama Klump:
I didn't say nothing about putting no hose up nobody's ass. Cletus, I said... Papa Klump:
What you think a colonic is? You think you're gonna run your asshole by the car wash? [Ernie Jr. starts choking from eating and out of control laughter] Mama Klump:
You're choking the baby. Papa Klump:
As long as I pay the bills, I do what I want at this table. Case in point. [lets another loud fart] Grandma Klump:
Who's that calling my name? Mama Klump:
Yeah, I'll call you up if your name is... [farts in finishing his sentence, then laughs in mockery] Grandma Klump:
Keep insulting me. [picks up a knife] Grandma Klump:
I'll toss this between the crack of your ass. Papa Klump:
Yeah. You know, I can go all night. [lets another loud fart] Mama Klump:
Keep farting. I hope you fart until your asshole falls out. [Cletus lets another fart, Ernie Sr laughs loud and then Ernie Jr. manages to follow along] Mama Klump:
Oh, my baby too! [Cletus lets another loud fart that this time sounds wet] Papa Klump:
Oops! Now, see what you made me do? [starts running away clutching his pants] Papa Klump:
Goddamn it, I messed up my pants! Grandma Klump:
Damn, daddy. Mama Klump:
You've got to clean 'em yourself!
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Sherman l think l do remember
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hearing something on TV about colon cleansing
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They say everyone should have one
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l'm thinking about getting me an appointment
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and getting my colon cleansed thoroughly
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You want your colon cleansed l'm gonna clean mine
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LOUD FART
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There Now my colon is clean Squeaky clean
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Every time we have a meal you break gas
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Don't break gas and destroy our meal
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You the one that brought up colon cleansing
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l did not say anything about breaking gas
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You can talk about putting a tube in somebody's ass
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but l can't break wind
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l didn't say nothing about putting a hose up nobody's ass
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What you think a colonic is
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You think you run your asshole by the car wash
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Movie Summary
Grossly overweight yet good-hearted professor Sherman Klump takes a special chemical that turns him into the slim but obnoxious Buddy Love.
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Sherman Klump
