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"The Odd Couple" quotes

The Odd Couple poster
A New Yorker newly separated from his wife moves in with his best friend, a divorced sportswriter, but their ideas of housekeeping and lifestyles are as different as night and day.

Director: Gene Saks
Writer: Neil Simon
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1968
MetaScore: 86/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $44,527,234
Released: 16 May 1968
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 3 wins & 9 nominations total

67 Clips

Oscar MadisonFelix UngarGwendolyn PigeonCecily PigeonMurraySpeedButcherSports WriterCop in squad carRoyVinnieChambermaidMurray the CopHotel clerk
Felix when are you and I - The Odd Couple 00:35 Felix when are you and I Is this how you left that night with Frances - The Odd Couple 00:08 Is this how you left that night with Frances If you want to fight let's go to the living room - The Odd Couple 00:31 If you want to fight let's go to the living room Let it be on your conscience - The Odd Couple 00:15 Let it be on your conscience Remember what happens to me is your responsibility - The Odd Couple 00:14 Remember what happens to me is your responsibility How long will this go on - The Odd Couple 00:25 How long will this go on I haven't cried since I was 14 - The Odd Couple 00:06 I haven't cried since I was 14 I've forgotten your name - The Odd Couple 00:14 I've forgotten your name Gwendolyn and Cecily - The Odd Couple 00:33 Gwendolyn and Cecily How many cards you got - The Odd Couple 00:23 How many cards you got Walk on the paper - The Odd Couple 00:05 Walk on the paper No kidding Felix You did a great job - The Odd Couple 00:13 No kidding Felix You did a great job I'll be in the way - The Odd Couple 00:09 I'll be in the way Fresh ground - The Odd Couple 00:10 Fresh ground It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building - The Odd Couple 00:29 It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building What happened to the apartment - The Odd Couple 00:08 What happened to the apartment Getting a clear picture on Channel 2 is not my idea of whoopee - The Odd Couple 00:07 Getting a clear picture on Channel 2 is not my idea of... What's the matter - The Odd Couple 00:16 What's the matter I'll give you 200 for your gun - The Odd Couple 00:04 I'll give you 200 for your gun It's 12 floors not 11 - The Odd Couple 00:05 It's 12 floors not 11 Technically I'm a widow - The Odd Couple 00:11 Technically I'm a widow I think I'm crazy - The Odd Couple 00:08 I think I'm crazy We got to get the pills out - The Odd Couple 00:10 We got to get the pills out It takes two to make a rotten marriage - The Odd Couple 00:05 It takes two to make a rotten marriage Is everybody happy - The Odd Couple 00:05 Is everybody happy I put order in this house - The Odd Couple 00:24 I put order in this house What are you doing - The Odd Couple 00:08 What are you doing Who would know who he is - The Odd Couple 00:08 Who would know who he is Don't come to me with your petty problems - The Odd Couple 00:09 Don't come to me with your petty problems You can't spend your life crying - The Odd Couple 00:06 You can't spend your life crying I'm gonna tell you off - The Odd Couple 00:41 I'm gonna tell you off What do you mean - The Odd Couple 00:18 What do you mean Wh wh what am I gonna do - The Odd Couple 00:56 Wh wh what am I gonna do You're not gonna make any effort to change - The Odd Couple 00:12 You're not gonna make any effort to change I know Felix - The Odd Couple 00:39 I know Felix Cold glass of beer for Roy - The Odd Couple 00:29 Cold glass of beer for Roy I thought he looked edgy the last couple of weeks - The Odd Couple 00:10 I thought he looked edgy the last couple of weeks Where are you going - The Odd Couple 00:20 Where are you going Goodnight - The Odd Couple 00:04 Goodnight You don't understand - The Odd Couple 00:26 You don't understand Let's play some poker - The Odd Couple 00:31 Let's play some poker No difference I was just repeating - The Odd Couple 00:10 No difference I was just repeating But you're crazy - The Odd Couple 00:04 But you're crazy Why doesn't he hear me - The Odd Couple 00:06 Why doesn't he hear me You didn't - The Odd Couple 01:06 You didn't What is that smell - The Odd Couple 00:24 What is that smell If you need me - The Odd Couple 00:09 If you need me In other words - The Odd Couple 00:07 In other words I haven't thought of women in weeks - The Odd Couple 00:06 I haven't thought of women in weeks Look at this - The Odd Couple 00:07 Look at this What are you - The Odd Couple 00:43 What are you You are not going anyplace until you take it back - The Odd Couple 00:12 You are not going anyplace until you take it back I'm 800 behind in alimony - The Odd Couple 01:09 I'm 800 behind in alimony I'm in for a quarter - The Odd Couple 00:46 I'm in for a quarter Did you know Felix was once locked in a john overnight - The Odd Couple 00:11 Did you know Felix was once locked in a john overnight Don't threaten me with jail - The Odd Couple 00:12 Don't threaten me with jail Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it - The Odd Couple 00:05 Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table - The Odd Couple 00:26 Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table That's who - The Odd Couple 00:10 That's who Blanche used to say to me - The Odd Couple 00:39 Blanche used to say to me He'll kill himself just to spite me - The Odd Couple 00:11 He'll kill himself just to spite me I know him - The Odd Couple 00:08 I know him Wait a minute - The Odd Couple 00:12 Wait a minute I can't take it anymore - The Odd Couple 00:27 I can't take it anymore You don't like it - The Odd Couple 00:08 You don't like it Stop that - The Odd Couple 00:26 Stop that How long do you want it for - The Odd Couple 00:20 How long do you want it for

Cast

Felix Ungar - Jack Lemmon
Oscar Madison - Walter Matthau
Vinnie - John Fiedler
Murray - Herb Edelman
Roy - David Sheiner
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