"The Odd Couple" quotes

The Odd Couple poster
A New Yorker newly separated from his wife moves in with his best friend, a divorced sportswriter, but their ideas of housekeeping and lifestyles are as different as night and day.

Director: Gene Saks
Writer: Neil Simon
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1968
MetaScore: 86/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $44,527,234
Released: 16 May 1968
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 3 wins & 9 nominations total

57 Clips

What's the matter - The Odd Couple 00:40
What's the matter
You don't like it - The Odd Couple 00:28
You don't like it
What are you doing - The Odd Couple 00:21
What are you doing
What do you mean - The Odd Couple 01:09
What do you mean
I've forgotten your name - The Odd Couple 00:24
I've forgotten your name
It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building - The Odd Couple 01:22
It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building
It takes two to make a rotten marriage - The Odd Couple 00:15
It takes two to make a rotten marriage
Is everybody happy - The Odd Couple 00:11
Is everybody happy
In other words - The Odd Couple 00:24
In other words
I'm in for a quarter - The Odd Couple 02:24
I'm in for a quarter
I'm gonna tell you off - The Odd Couple 01:49
I'm gonna tell you off
I'm  800 behind in alimony - The Odd Couple 03:35
I'm 800 behind in alimony
I'll give you  200 for your gun - The Odd Couple 00:13
I'll give you 200 for your gun
I'll be in the way - The Odd Couple 00:33
I'll be in the way
If you need me - The Odd Couple 00:25
If you need me
I thought he looked edgy the last couple of weeks - The Odd Couple 00:32
I thought he looked edgy the last couple of weeks
I think I'm crazy - The Odd Couple 00:20
I think I'm crazy
I put order in this house - The Odd Couple 01:12
I put order in this house
I know him - The Odd Couple 00:24
I know him
I know Felix - The Odd Couple 02:25
I know Felix
I was just repeating what I thought you said - The Odd Couple 00:31
I was just repeating what I thought you said
I haven't thought of women in weeks - The Odd Couple 00:19
I haven't thought of women in weeks
You're not gonna make any effort to change - The Odd Couple 00:31
You're not gonna make any effort to change
I can't take it anymore - The Odd Couple 01:15
I can't take it anymore
How many cards you got - The Odd Couple 00:51
How many cards you got
How long do you want it for - The Odd Couple 00:25
How long do you want it for
Gwendolyn and Cecily - The Odd Couple 01:06
Gwendolyn and Cecily
Getting a clear picture on Channel 2 is not my idea of whoopee - The Odd Couple 00:20
Getting a clear picture on Channel 2 is not my idea of...
Fresh ground - The Odd Couple 00:24
Fresh ground
Don't threaten me with jail - The Odd Couple 00:32
Don't threaten me with jail
Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it - The Odd Couple 00:19
Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it
Goodnight - The Odd Couple 00:09
Goodnight
Don't come to me with your petty problems - The Odd Couple 00:34
Don't come to me with your petty problems
Did you know Felix was once locked in a john overnight - The Odd Couple 00:32
Did you know Felix was once locked in a john overnight
Cold glass of beer for Roy - The Odd Couple 01:38
Cold glass of beer for Roy
But you're crazy - The Odd Couple 00:14
But you're crazy
But aren't you the one they call the Cincinnati Kid - The Odd Couple 00:27
But aren't you the one they call the Cincinnati Kid
Blanche used to say to me - The Odd Couple 02:03
Blanche used to say to me
You don't understand - The Odd Couple 01:19
You don't understand
You didn't - The Odd Couple 02:14
You didn't
You did a great job - The Odd Couple 00:40
You did a great job
You can't spend the rest of your life crying - The Odd Couple 00:22
You can't spend the rest of your life crying
Why doesn't he hear me - The Odd Couple 00:20
Why doesn't he hear me
Who would know who he is - The Odd Couple 00:39
Who would know who he is
Where are you going - The Odd Couple 00:27
Where are you going
What happened to the apartment - The Odd Couple 00:24
What happened to the apartment
What are you - The Odd Couple 02:17
What are you
Wh wh what am I gonna do - The Odd Couple 03:11
Wh wh what am I gonna do
We've got to get the pills out - The Odd Couple 00:20
We've got to get the pills out
Walk on the paper - The Odd Couple 00:16
Walk on the paper
Wait a minute - The Odd Couple 00:48
Wait a minute
That's who - The Odd Couple 00:35
That's who
Technically I'm a widow - The Odd Couple 00:29
Technically I'm a widow
Stop that - The Odd Couple 00:47
Stop that
Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table - The Odd Couple 00:32
Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table
Look at this - The Odd Couple 00:20
Look at this
Let's play some poker - The Odd Couple 01:03
Let's play some poker

Cast

Felix Ungar - Jack Lemmon
Oscar Madison - Walter Matthau
Vinnie - John Fiedler
Murray - Herb Edelman
Speed - Larry Haines
Cecily - Monica Evans
Gwendolyn - Carole Shelley
Waitress - Iris Adrian
Self - Matty Alou
Sports Announcer - Bill Baldwin
Home Plate Umpire - Al Barlick
Hotel Clerk - John C. Becher
Bartender - Ted Beniades
Chambermaid - Billie Bird
Self - Ken Boyer
Self - Sports Writer - Heywood Hale Broun
First Base Umpire - Augie Donatelli
Scrubwoman - Ann Graeff
Restaurant Patron - Chester Jones
Self - Vernon Law
Public Address Announcer - Jack Lightcap
Go-go dancer - Liza Minnelli
Butcher - Joe Palma
Go-Go Dancer - Angelique Pettyjohn
Restaurant Patron - Clark Ross
Janitor - Harry Spear