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"The Odd Couple" quotes

The Odd Couple poster
A New Yorker newly separated from his wife moves in with his best friend, a divorced sportswriter, but their ideas of housekeeping and lifestyles are as different as night and day.

Director: Gene Saks
Writer: Neil Simon
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1968
MetaScore: 86/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $44,527,234
Released: 16 May 1968
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 3 wins & 9 nominations total

67 video clips

Oscar MadisonMurrayFelix UngarRoyVinnieSpeedHotel ClerkChambermaidButcher
How long do you want it for - The Odd Couple 00:20 How long do you want it for Stop that - The Odd Couple 00:26 Stop that You don't like it - The Odd Couple 00:08 You don't like it I can't take it anymore - The Odd Couple 00:27 I can't take it anymore Wait a minute - The Odd Couple 00:12 Wait a minute I know him - The Odd Couple 00:08 I know him He'll kill himself just to spite me - The Odd Couple 00:11 He'll kill himself just to spite me Blanche used to say to me - The Odd Couple 00:39 Blanche used to say to me That's who - The Odd Couple 00:10 That's who Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table - The Odd Couple 00:26 Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it - The Odd Couple 00:05 Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use... Don't threaten me with jail - The Odd Couple 00:12 Don't threaten me with jail Did you know Felix was once locked in a john overnight - The Odd Couple 00:11 Did you know Felix was once locked in a john overnight I'm in for a quarter - The Odd Couple 00:46 I'm in for a quarter I'm 800 behind in alimony - The Odd Couple 01:09 I'm 800 behind in alimony You are not going anyplace until you take it back - The Odd Couple 00:12 You are not going anyplace until you take it back What are you - The Odd Couple 00:43 What are you Look at this - The Odd Couple 00:07 Look at this I haven't thought of women in weeks - The Odd Couple 00:06 I haven't thought of women in weeks In other words - The Odd Couple 00:07 In other words If you need me - The Odd Couple 00:09 If you need me What is that smell - The Odd Couple 00:24 What is that smell You didn't - The Odd Couple 01:06 You didn't Why doesn't he hear me - The Odd Couple 00:06 Why doesn't he hear me But you're crazy - The Odd Couple 00:04 But you're crazy No difference I was just repeating - The Odd Couple 00:10 No difference I was just repeating Let's play some poker - The Odd Couple 00:31 Let's play some poker You don't understand - The Odd Couple 00:26 You don't understand Goodnight - The Odd Couple 00:04 Goodnight Where are you going - The Odd Couple 00:20 Where are you going I thought he looked edgy the last couple of weeks - The Odd Couple 00:10 I thought he looked edgy the last couple of weeks Cold glass of beer for Roy - The Odd Couple 00:29 Cold glass of beer for Roy I know Felix - The Odd Couple 00:39 I know Felix You're not gonna make any effort to change - The Odd Couple 00:12 You're not gonna make any effort to change Wh wh what am I gonna do - The Odd Couple 00:56 Wh wh what am I gonna do What do you mean - The Odd Couple 00:18 What do you mean I'm gonna tell you off - The Odd Couple 00:41 I'm gonna tell you off You can't spend your life crying - The Odd Couple 00:06 You can't spend your life crying Don't come to me with your petty problems - The Odd Couple 00:09 Don't come to me with your petty problems Who would know who he is - The Odd Couple 00:08 Who would know who he is What are you doing - The Odd Couple 00:08 What are you doing I put order in this house - The Odd Couple 00:24 I put order in this house Is everybody happy - The Odd Couple 00:05 Is everybody happy It takes two to make a rotten marriage - The Odd Couple 00:05 It takes two to make a rotten marriage We got to get the pills out - The Odd Couple 00:10 We got to get the pills out I think I'm crazy - The Odd Couple 00:08 I think I'm crazy Technically I'm a widow - The Odd Couple 00:11 Technically I'm a widow It's 12 floors not 11 - The Odd Couple 00:05 It's 12 floors not 11 I'll give you 200 for your gun - The Odd Couple 00:04 I'll give you 200 for your gun What's the matter - The Odd Couple 00:16 What's the matter Getting a clear picture on Channel 2 is not my idea of whoopee - The Odd Couple 00:07 Getting a clear picture on Channel 2 is not my idea of... What happened to the apartment - The Odd Couple 00:08 What happened to the apartment It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building - The Odd Couple 00:29 It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building Fresh ground - The Odd Couple 00:10 Fresh ground I'll be in the way - The Odd Couple 00:09 I'll be in the way No kidding Felix You did a great job - The Odd Couple 00:13 No kidding Felix You did a great job Walk on the paper - The Odd Couple 00:05 Walk on the paper How many cards you got - The Odd Couple 00:23 How many cards you got Gwendolyn and Cecily - The Odd Couple 00:33 Gwendolyn and Cecily I've forgotten your name - The Odd Couple 00:14 I've forgotten your name I haven't cried since I was 14 - The Odd Couple 00:06 I haven't cried since I was 14 How long will this go on - The Odd Couple 00:25 How long will this go on Remember what happens to me is your responsibility - The Odd Couple 00:14 Remember what happens to me is your responsibility Let it be on your conscience - The Odd Couple 00:15 Let it be on your conscience If you want to fight let's go to the living room - The Odd Couple 00:31 If you want to fight let's go to the living room Is this how you left that night with Frances - The Odd Couple 00:08 Is this how you left that night with Frances Felix when are you and I - The Odd Couple 00:35 Felix when are you and I

Cast

Felix Ungar - Jack Lemmon
Oscar Madison - Walter Matthau
Vinnie - John Fiedler
Murray - Herb Edelman
Roy - David Sheiner
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