What are you, crazy, letting him go to the john alone? Suppose he tries to kill himself!...
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Murray:
What are you, crazy, letting him go to the john alone?
Roy:
Suppose he tries to kill himself!
Oscar Madison:
How's he gonna kill himself in the john?
Murray:
Whaddaya mean, how? Razor blades, poison, anything that's in there.
Oscar Madison:
Nah, that's the kids' bathroom. The worst he could do in there is brush his teeth to death.
Roy:
He could jump!
Vinnie:
That's right! Isn't there a window in there?
Oscar Madison:
Yeah, but it's only six inches wide.
Murray:
Yeah, well he could break the glass - he could cut his wrists!
Oscar Madison:
He could also flush himself into the East River. I'm telling you he's not going to try anything.
Roy:
Sh! Sh! Listen, listen!
[they all follow Roy to the bathroom door; Felix is heard crying]
Roy:
He's crying. You hear that, he's crying!
Murray:
Isn't that terrible? For God's sakes, Oscar, do something, say something!
Oscar Madison:
What? What do you say to a man who's crying in your bathroom?
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Are you crazy letting him go to the john alone
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Suppose he tries to kill himself
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How can he kill himself in the john
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Razor blades poison
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That's the kids' bathroom
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Maybe he could brush his teeth to death
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He could jump
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Isn't there a window
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It's only 6 inches wide
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He could break it and cut his wrists
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He could flush himself into the East River
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He's not going to try anything
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Listen Listen
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He's crying
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You hear that He's crying
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Isn't that terrible For God's sakes Oscar say something
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What do you say to a man who's crying in your bathroom
Clip duration: 43 seconds
Views: 292
Timestamp in movie: 00h 26m 00s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A New Yorker newly separated from his wife moves in with his best friend, a divorced sportswriter, but their ideas of housekeeping and lifestyles are as different as night and day.
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