I'm asking you nicely, Felix, as a friend. Stay out of my way
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Oscar Madison:
[to Felix, after he's said all he has to say]
Now, I'm gonna tell you off. For six months I've lived alone in this apartment. All alone in eight big rooms. I was dejected, despondant, and disgusted. And then you moved in. My closest and dearest friend. [Starting to cry] Oscar Madison:
And after three weeks of close personal contact, I'm about to have a nervous breakdown. Do me a favor, will you Felix? Move into the kitchen. Live with your pots, your pans, your ladle, your meat thermometer. When you want to come out just ring a bell, and I'll run into the bedroom. [about to break down] Oscar Madison:
I'm asking you nicely, Felix, as a friend. Stay out of my way
[to Felix, after he's said all he has to say]
Now, I'm gonna tell you off. For six months I've lived alone in this apartment. All alone in eight big rooms. I was dejected, despondant, and disgusted. And then you moved in. My closest and dearest friend. [Starting to cry] Oscar Madison:
And after three weeks of close personal contact, I'm about to have a nervous breakdown. Do me a favor, will you Felix? Move into the kitchen. Live with your pots, your pans, your ladle, your meat thermometer. When you want to come out just ring a bell, and I'll run into the bedroom. [about to break down] Oscar Madison:
I'm asking you nicely, Felix, as a friend. Stay out of my way
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I'm going to tell you off
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For six months
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I've lived alone in this apartment
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all alone in eight big rooms
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I was dejected despondent and disgusted
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and then you moved in
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my closest and dearest friend
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And after three weeks of close personal contact
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I'm about to have a nervous breakdown
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Do me a favor will you Felix
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Move into the kitchen
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Live with your pots pans ladles meat thermometers
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When you want to come out
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just ring a bell and I'll run into the bedroom
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I'm asking you nicely Felix
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as a friend Stay out of my way
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Movie Summary
A New Yorker newly separated from his wife moves in with his best friend, a divorced sportswriter, but their ideas of housekeeping and lifestyles are as different as night and day.
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Oscar Madison
