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Oscar Madison: Blanche used to say to me, "What time do you want dinner" I'd say "I dunno, I'm not hungry". Then 3 o'clock in the morning, I'd wake her up and say "now". I've been one of the highest paid sports writers in the east for the past fourteen years, we saved eight and a half dollars in pennies. I'm never home, I gamble, burn cigar holes in the furniture, drink like a fish, lie to her every chance I get. Then on our tenth wedding anniversary, I took her to the New York Rangers-Detroit Red Wings hockey game where she got hit by a puck! I still can't figure out why she left me, that's how impossible I am.


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Ha ha Blanche used to say to me
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What time do you want dinner
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I'd say I don't know I'm not hungry
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Then 3 A M I'd wake her up and I'd say Now
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I've been one of the highest paid sportswriters
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for the past 14 years
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We saved 8 50 in pennies
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I'm never home I gamble
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I burn cigar holes in furniture
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drink like a fish lie to her
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Then for our 10th wedding anniversary I took her
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to the New York Rangers Detroit Red Wings hockey game
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where she got hit by a puck
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I still can't figure out why she left me
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That's how impossible I am

Clip duration: 39 seconds
Views: 338
Timestamp in movie: 00h 39m 37s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A New Yorker newly separated from his wife moves in with his best friend, a divorced sportswriter, but their ideas of housekeeping and lifestyles are as different as night and day.


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