What are you, some kind of health nut? Eat, Murray, eat!
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Oscar Madison:
I'm in for a quarter. Murray:
Aren't you going to look at your cards first? Oscar Madison:
What for? I'm gonna bluff anyway. Who gets a Pepsi? Murray:
I get a Pepsi. Oscar Madison:
My friend Murray the policeman gets a warm Pepsi. Roy:
You still didn't fix the refrigerator. It's been two weeks now - no wonder it stinks in here. Oscar Madison:
Temper, temper. If I wanted nagging, I'd go back with my wife. I'm out. Who wants food? Murray:
What do you got? Oscar Madison:
I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want? Murray:
What's the green? Oscar Madison:
It's either very new cheese or very old meat. Murray:
I'll take the brown. [Oscar hands Murray a sandwich which Murray starts wolfing down] Roy:
Are you crazy? You're not going to eat that, are you? Murray:
I'm hungry! Roy:
His refrigerator has been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn't even in the bottle! Oscar Madison:
What are you, some kind of health nut? Eat, Murray, eat!
I'm in for a quarter. Murray:
Aren't you going to look at your cards first? Oscar Madison:
What for? I'm gonna bluff anyway. Who gets a Pepsi? Murray:
I get a Pepsi. Oscar Madison:
My friend Murray the policeman gets a warm Pepsi. Roy:
You still didn't fix the refrigerator. It's been two weeks now - no wonder it stinks in here. Oscar Madison:
Temper, temper. If I wanted nagging, I'd go back with my wife. I'm out. Who wants food? Murray:
What do you got? Oscar Madison:
I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want? Murray:
What's the green? Oscar Madison:
It's either very new cheese or very old meat. Murray:
I'll take the brown. [Oscar hands Murray a sandwich which Murray starts wolfing down] Roy:
Are you crazy? You're not going to eat that, are you? Murray:
I'm hungry! Roy:
His refrigerator has been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn't even in the bottle! Oscar Madison:
What are you, some kind of health nut? Eat, Murray, eat!
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I'm in for a quarter
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Won't you look at your cards first
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What for I'm going to bluff anyway
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Who gets the Pepsi
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I get a Pepsi
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Murray the policeman gets a warm Pepsi
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Still didn't fix the refrigerator
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It's been two weeks No wonder it stinks
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Temper temper If I wanted nagging
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I'd go back with my wife
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I'm out Who wants food
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What do you got
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I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches
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Which one do you want
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What's the green
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It's either very new cheese or very old meat
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I'll take the brown
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You're not going to eat that are you
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I'm hungry
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His refrigerator's been out of order for two weeks
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I saw milk standing in there
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that wasn't in a bottle
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What are you a health nut Eat Murray
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Movie Summary
A New Yorker newly separated from his wife moves in with his best friend, a divorced sportswriter, but their ideas of housekeeping and lifestyles are as different as night and day.
