Can't you keep it warm? Who the hell do you think I am, the Magic Chef? I'm lucky I got it...
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Oscar Madison:
Can't you keep it warm?
Felix Ungar:
Who the hell do you think I am, the Magic Chef? I'm lucky I got it to come out at eight o'clock. Wh-wh-what am I gonna do?
Oscar Madison:
I dunno, keep pouring gravy on it.
Felix Ungar:
Gravy? What gravy?
Oscar Madison:
Don't you have any gravy?
Felix Ungar:
Where the hell am I gonna get gravy at eight o'clock?
Oscar Madison:
I dunno, I though it comes when you cook the meat.
Felix Ungar:
[under his breath]
Comes when you cook the meat.
[stares at him for a moment]
Felix Ungar:
You don't know what you're talking about, Oscar. You just don't know, because you have to MAKE gravy, it doesn't come!
Oscar Madison:
Well, you asked my advice...
Felix Ungar:
[explodes]
Your advice? You didn't even know where this kitchen was until I came here and showed it to you.
Oscar Madison:
Listen buddy, if you're going to argue with me, put down that spoon.
Felix Ungar:
Spoon? Haha, you dumb ignoramus, that is a ladle! You did not know that's a ladle!
Oscar Madison:
Get a hold of yourself, will ya?
Felix Ungar:
You think it's so easy? Go ahead, kitchen's yours, all yours, you make a meatloaf for four people who come a half-hour late. Go on.
Oscar Madison:
I can't believe I'm arguing with him over gravy.
Felix Ungar:
[doorbell rings]
They're here - the dinner guests. I'll get a saw and cut the meat!
Transcript
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Can't you keep it warm
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What do you think I am the Magic Chef
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I'm lucky I got it to come out at 8 00
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Wh Wh What am I going to do
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I don't know Keep pouring gravy on it
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Wh Wh What gravy
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Don't you have any gravy
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Where am I going to get gravy at 8 00
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I don't know
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I thought it comes when you cook the meat
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When you cook the meat
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You don't know what you're talking about
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You just don't know because you've got to make gravy
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It doesn't come
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Well you asked my advice so
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Your advice
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You didn't even know where this kitchen was
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till I showed it to you
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You want to talk to me buddy put down that spoon
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Spoon You dumb ignoramus
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That is a ladle
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You did not know that's a ladle
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Get ahold of yourself
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You think it's so easy Go ahead
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The kitchen's yours all yours
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You go make a meat loaf for four people
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that come a half hour late
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Listen to me I'm arguing with him over gravy
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They're here the dinner guests
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I'll get a saw and cut the meat
Clip duration: 56 seconds
Views: 322
Timestamp in movie: 01h 04m 17s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A New Yorker newly separated from his wife moves in with his best friend, a divorced sportswriter, but their ideas of housekeeping and lifestyles are as different as night and day.
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Actors
00:31 Let's play some poker
00:04 But you're crazy
00:04 Goodnight
00:10 I thought he looked edgy the last couple of weeks
00:29 Cold glass of beer for Roy
00:39 I know Felix
00:12 You're not gonna make any effort to change
00:26 Stop that
00:18 What do you mean
00:26 You don't understand
00:41 I'm gonna tell you off
00:09 Don't come to me with your petty problems
00:08 Who would know who he is
00:04 I'll give you 200 for your gun
00:08 What are you doing
00:24 I put order in this house
00:05 Is everybody happy
00:05 It takes two to make a rotten marriage
00:08 I think I'm crazy
00:11 Technically I'm a widow