"The Odd Couple II" quotes

00:52 So now tell me one more time 00:07 How long was I asleep 00:19 Where is my suitcase Yeah Your suitcase In the trunk 00:29 What do you mean What do the directions say 00:21 I don't get around much Anymore 00:15 Why don't we ask Budget to deliver it 00:15 I want to know one thing Why when you get around me 00:12 We need to have a plan 00:38 And why did you take his toupee 01:09 I hope you don't think I'm meddling 00:40 Of all the fights we've had of all those petty... 00:11 They probably got poisonous spiders out here too 00:22 San Diego San Jos San Quentin 00:27 Los Pintos Las Brisas Los Pecos Sound familiar 00:20 Make out a timetable when you're going to eat pee 01:03 You see anything yet 00:21 What the hell was that 00:24 It took us two hours to get here 00:20 I'm having a dinner party Friday night 00:08 How do you know which ones to take 00:24 Oscar If I didn't know better 00:26 The wick is almost out Felix 00:42 I really love her Sure you love her now 00:15 I have this low sugar condition I have to eat every four... 00:15 Hey watch what you say about my son 00:21 Tell me when it hurts That hurts 00:19 What freeway are we supposed to be on 00:17 Don't you take them with water 00:17 Listen instead of complaining why don't you look for a... 00:12 No chance of you moving out here 00:08 I think I know where we are Oh you do huh Where 00:10 Andy If those guys 00:29 So the man is dead and you have his wallet 00:23 What does that make three divorces now 00:51 Excuse me I wonder if I might change my seat 00:08 What's the matter Don't you look at a good ass... 00:08 Just like my third husband he should rest in peace 00:29 Felix I haven't seen you in how long Eight nine years 00:08 We've always had bad chemistry Felix 00:04 Didn't you fix that yet 00:14 Look at these shorts I look like I could be 00:11 What are two wide awake girls going to do 00:09 Blanche will you please stop pointing your finger at me 00:06 Nothing has changed Felix I'm still a pig 00:07 We better call Budget and have them fax us another car huh 00:07 If we go down you go down with us 00:14 Yeah Maybe we could stop 00:15 We haven't even said hello and I've got a broken... 00:11 Okay You want to talk talk 00:07 He just missed someone in the crowd 00:07 I hope you won't be offended by my saying 00:17 You just need to help me to figure out a reason 00:17 So the man is dead and you have his wallet 00:06 Never count me out till the fat lady divorces me 00:14 You know I hate mess and I hate disorder 00:08 Yeah For a minute I thought I saw Omar Sharif on a camel 00:18 We seem to have a lot in common don't we Felix 00:12 Oh another thing I'm not going back to New York 00:06 If anyone gets tough just show him your underwear 00:04 She's whose daughter 00:11 But if I see you back here under arrest 00:22 You know what the odds are 00:10 Whoever it is I'll pay on Thursday 00:56 Listen Brucey 00:06 Oh Why don't you sit on a magazine I can't see you 00:07 Get your nose off my nose 00:11 Huh Felix tomorrow night 00:06 If you are thinking what I think you're thinking forget... 00:09 Foot feeling any better