No, no, not shot him, I shooed him. "Shoo, shoo!" Then a hunter shot him, the bird fell on...
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Sheriff:
Why did you take his toupee? Felix Ungar:
We didn't! A truck whizzed by and blew it off, huh? Oscar Madison:
Yeah. I tried to get it back. A bird sat on it, I shooed him, and he flew away with the hairpiece. Sheriff:
You shot him? You had a gun? Oscar Madison:
No, no, not shot him, I shooed him. "Shoo, shoo!" Then a hunter shot him, the bird fell on top of the car, and the hairpiece fell on the windshield. I hope there's not gonna be a trial, because I'd hate to repeat that story in court
Why did you take his toupee? Felix Ungar:
We didn't! A truck whizzed by and blew it off, huh? Oscar Madison:
Yeah. I tried to get it back. A bird sat on it, I shooed him, and he flew away with the hairpiece. Sheriff:
You shot him? You had a gun? Oscar Madison:
No, no, not shot him, I shooed him. "Shoo, shoo!" Then a hunter shot him, the bird fell on top of the car, and the hairpiece fell on the windshield. I hope there's not gonna be a trial, because I'd hate to repeat that story in court
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And why did you take his toupee
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We didn't A truck whizzed by and blew it off
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Yeah I tried to get it back
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A bird sat on it
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I shooed him and he flew away with the hairpiece
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You shot him You had a gun
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No No not shot him I shooed him Shoo Shoo
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Then a hunter shot him
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and the bird fell down on the car
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and the hairpiece fell on the wind shield
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I hope there's not going to be a trial
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because I'd hate to repeat that story in court
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Movie Summary
Oscar and Felix take a road trip to their son and daughter's wedding.
Actors
Felix Ungar
Oscar Madison
