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Oscar Madison:
Don't get physical with me, Felix! I'm too old to hit, but I can spit you to death! Felix Ungar:
In that suitcase was my black formal afternoon suit that I bought to wear when I'm giving my daughter away in marriage. And In that suitcase was a $6,000 Tiffany silver tray that I bought as a wedding present. Oh, and In that suitcase was $10,000 in cash that I was going to give to my son-in-law on his wedding day. Now, in your suitcase, the police are going to find your broken, smashed, mutilated, and dissected body in the event that you don't go back and find my fucking suitcase!
Don't get physical with me, Felix! I'm too old to hit, but I can spit you to death! Felix Ungar:
In that suitcase was my black formal afternoon suit that I bought to wear when I'm giving my daughter away in marriage. And In that suitcase was a $6,000 Tiffany silver tray that I bought as a wedding present. Oh, and In that suitcase was $10,000 in cash that I was going to give to my son-in-law on his wedding day. Now, in your suitcase, the police are going to find your broken, smashed, mutilated, and dissected body in the event that you don't go back and find my fucking suitcase!
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I don't get around much Anymore
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Boy it feels good to be in clean pajamas again huh
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My God was that a wedding
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I am so glad that the kids loved the silver tray
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You know something Oscar you never told me
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what you gave them Not that it's any of my damn business
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Movie Summary
Oscar and Felix take a road trip to their son and daughter's wedding.

