Don't get physical with me, Felix! I'm too old to hit, but I can spit you to death! In...
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Oscar Madison:
Don't get physical with me, Felix! I'm too old to hit, but I can spit you to death!
Felix Ungar:
In that suitcase was my black formal afternoon suit that I bought to wear when I'm giving my daughter away in marriage. And in that suitcase was a $6,000 Tiffany silver tray that I bought as a wedding present. Oh, and in that suitcase was $10,000 in cash that I was going to give to my son-in-law on his wedding day. Now, in your suitcase, the police are going to find your broken, smashed, mutilated, and dissected body in the event that you don't go back and find my fucking suitcase!
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I don't get around much Anymore
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Boy it feels good to be in clean pajamas again huh
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My God was that a wedding
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I am so glad that the kids loved the silver tray
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You know something Oscar you never told me
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what you gave them Not that it's any of my damn business
Clip duration: 21 seconds
Views: 75
Timestamp in movie: 01h 23m 41s
Uploaded: 27 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: Oscar and Felix take a road trip to their son and daughter's wedding.
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00:15 Why don't we ask Budget to deliver it
00:15 I want to know one thing Why when you get around me
00:12 We need to have a plan
00:38 And why did you take his toupee
01:09 I hope you don't think I'm meddling
00:40 Of all the fights we've had of all those petty...
00:11 They probably got poisonous spiders out here too
00:22 San Diego San Jos San Quentin
00:27 Los Pintos Las Brisas Los Pecos Sound familiar
00:20 Make out a timetable when you're going to eat pee
01:03 You see anything yet
00:21 What the hell was that
00:24 It took us two hours to get here
00:20 I'm having a dinner party Friday night
00:08 How do you know which ones to take
00:24 Oscar If I didn't know better
00:26 The wick is almost out Felix
00:42 I really love her Sure you love her now
00:15 I have this low sugar condition I have to eat every four...
00:15 Hey watch what you say about my son