One for you to pee, one for you to let locked in the john, one to pay a kid $5 to get...
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Oscar Madison:
It took us 2 hours to get here. It's gonna take us 5 hours to go back because I don't know how the hell we got here in the first place. Then we'd have to make three stops: one for you to pee, one for you to let locked in the john, one to pay a kid $5 to get out, and then we'd have to stop again for you to eat. Do you understand what I'm talking about?
It took us 2 hours to get here. It's gonna take us 5 hours to go back because I don't know how the hell we got here in the first place. Then we'd have to make three stops: one for you to pee, one for you to let locked in the john, one to pay a kid $5 to get out, and then we'd have to stop again for you to eat. Do you understand what I'm talking about?
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It took us two hours to get here
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It's gonna take us another five hours to go back
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'cause I don't know how the hell we got here in the first place
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Then we'd have to make three stops
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One for you to pee one for you to get locked in the john
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and one for you to pay a kid five dollars to get out
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and then we'd have to stop again for you to eat
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Do you understand
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what I'm talking about
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Movie Summary
Oscar and Felix take a road trip to their son and daughter's wedding.
Actors
Oscar Madison
Felix Ungar
