One for you to pee, one for you to let locked in the john, one to pay a kid $5 to get...
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Oscar Madison:
It took us 2 hours to get here. It's gonna take us 5 hours to go back because I don't know how the hell we got here in the first place. Then we'd have to make three stops: one for you to pee, one for you to let locked in the john, one to pay a kid $5 to get out, and then we'd have to stop again for you to eat. Do you understand what I'm talking about?
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It took us two hours to get here
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It's gonna take us another five hours to go back
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'cause I don't know how the hell we got here in the first place
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Then we'd have to make three stops
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One for you to pee one for you to get locked in the john
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and one for you to pay a kid five dollars to get out
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and then we'd have to stop again for you to eat
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Do you understand
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what I'm talking about
Clip duration: 24 seconds
Views: 105
Timestamp in movie: 00h 22m 17s
Uploaded: 27 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: Oscar and Felix take a road trip to their son and daughter's wedding.
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00:20 I'm having a dinner party Friday night
00:08 How do you know which ones to take
00:24 Oscar If I didn't know better
00:26 The wick is almost out Felix
00:42 I really love her Sure you love her now
00:15 I have this low sugar condition I have to eat every four...
00:15 Hey watch what you say about my son
00:21 Tell me when it hurts That hurts
00:19 What freeway are we supposed to be on
00:17 Don't you take them with water
00:17 Listen instead of complaining why don't you look for a...
00:12 No chance of you moving out here
00:08 I think I know where we are Oh you do huh Where
00:10 Andy If those guys
00:29 So the man is dead and you have his wallet
00:23 What does that make three divorces now
00:51 Excuse me I wonder if I might change my seat
00:08 What's the matter Don't you look at a good ass...
00:08 Just like my third husband he should rest in peace
00:29 Felix I haven't seen you in how long Eight nine years