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The Odd Couple II

Well they would have to call somebody to find out if they went off wouldn't they?

[In the middle of the desert] Oscar Madison:
Look instead of complaining, why don't you look around for a telephone. Felix Ungar:
What the hell makes you think there'd be a telephone anywhere out here? This is probably where they test those nuclear bombs. Oscar Madison:
Well they would have to call somebody to find out if they went off wouldn't they?

Full Transcript

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Listen instead of complaining why don't you look for a phone
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What the hell makes you think there'd be a telephone
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anywhere out here
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This is probably where they test those nuclear bombs
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They would have to call somebody to find out if they went off
Duration
17 seconds
Views
519
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:10
Uploaded
Nov 27, 2022
Genres
adventure, comedy
Production
Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

Oscar and Felix take a road trip to their son and daughter's wedding.

Actors

Walter Matthau
Oscar Madison
Walter Matthau
Jack Lemmon
Felix Ungar
Jack Lemmon
They probably got poisonous spiders out here too - The Odd Couple II 00:11
They probably got poisonous spiders out here too
We need to have a plan - The Odd Couple II 00:12
We need to have a plan
San Diego San Jos San Quentin - The Odd Couple II 00:22
San Diego San Jos San Quentin
Los Pintos Las Brisas Los Pecos Sound familiar - The Odd Couple II 00:27
Los Pintos Las Brisas Los Pecos Sound familiar
You see anything yet - The Odd Couple II 01:03
You see anything yet
What the hell was that - The Odd Couple II 00:21
What the hell was that
Never count me out till the fat lady divorces me - The Odd Couple II 00:06
Never count me out till the fat lady divorces me
If we go down you go down with us - The Odd Couple II 00:07
If we go down you go down with us
So now tell me one more time - The Odd Couple II 00:52
So now tell me one more time
Look at these shorts I look like I could be - The Odd Couple II 00:14
Look at these shorts I look like I could be
If anyone gets tough just show him your underwear - The Odd Couple II 00:06
If anyone gets tough just show him your underwear
If you are thinking what I think you're thinking forget it - The Odd Couple II 00:06
If you are thinking what I think you're thinking forget...
Oscar If I didn't know better - The Odd Couple II 00:24
Oscar If I didn't know better
The wick is almost out Felix - The Odd Couple II 00:26
The wick is almost out Felix
What are two wide awake girls going to do - The Odd Couple II 00:11
What are two wide awake girls going to do
So the man is dead and you have his wallet - The Odd Couple II 00:29
So the man is dead and you have his wallet
And why did you take his toupee - The Odd Couple II 00:38
And why did you take his toupee
But if I see you back here under arrest - The Odd Couple II 00:11
But if I see you back here under arrest
You know what the odds are - The Odd Couple II 00:22
You know what the odds are
Of all the fights we've had of all those petty arguments - The Odd Couple II 00:40
Of all the fights we've had of all those petty...