I do it for a half hour in the morning, then I'm through for the day
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Oscar Madison:
OK, Felix, make out a timetable: when you're gonna eat, when you're gonna pee, when you're gonna fart, when you're gonna cry, and when you're gonna sleep, because that's the last time I'm pulling off the freeway, ya hear? Felix Ungar:
Oh, and I suppose you never have to pee, huh? Oscar Madison:
I do it for a half hour in the morning, then I'm through for the day
OK, Felix, make out a timetable: when you're gonna eat, when you're gonna pee, when you're gonna fart, when you're gonna cry, and when you're gonna sleep, because that's the last time I'm pulling off the freeway, ya hear? Felix Ungar:
Oh, and I suppose you never have to pee, huh? Oscar Madison:
I do it for a half hour in the morning, then I'm through for the day
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Make out a timetable when you're going to eat pee
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fart cry and sleep
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because that's the last time I pull off the freeway
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And I suppose you never have to pee huh
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I do it for half hour in the morning
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and then I'm through for the day
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Movie Summary
Oscar and Felix take a road trip to their son and daughter's wedding.
Actors
Oscar Madison
Felix Ungar
