You know, Oscar, if I didn't know better, I'd say a nice old grandfather like you was...
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Thelma:
You know, Oscar, if I didn't know better, I'd say a nice old grandfather like you was trying to hit on a couple of ladies.
Oscar Madison:
I'm not as old as I look. I had this plastic surgery done recently, and the quack doctor botched it up.
Holly:
Your friend doesn't say much, does he?
Oscar Madison:
He's the doctor who botched it up.
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Oscar If I didn't know better
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I'd say a nice old grandfather like you
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was trying to hit on a couple of ladies
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I'm not as old as I look
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I had this plastic surgery done recently
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The quack doctor botched it up
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Your friend doesn't say much does he
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He's the doctor who botched it up
Clip duration: 24 seconds
Views: 82
Timestamp in movie: 00h 41m 23s
Uploaded: 27 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: Oscar and Felix take a road trip to their son and daughter's wedding.
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00:26 The wick is almost out Felix
00:42 I really love her Sure you love her now
00:15 I have this low sugar condition I have to eat every four...
00:15 Hey watch what you say about my son
00:21 Tell me when it hurts That hurts
00:19 What freeway are we supposed to be on
00:17 Don't you take them with water
00:17 Listen instead of complaining why don't you look for a...
00:12 No chance of you moving out here
00:08 I think I know where we are Oh you do huh Where
00:10 Andy If those guys
00:29 So the man is dead and you have his wallet
00:23 What does that make three divorces now
00:51 Excuse me I wonder if I might change my seat
00:08 What's the matter Don't you look at a good ass...
00:08 Just like my third husband he should rest in peace
00:29 Felix I haven't seen you in how long Eight nine years
00:08 We've always had bad chemistry Felix
00:04 Didn't you fix that yet
00:14 Look at these shorts I look like I could be