Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded. He...
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Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.
Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.
Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?
Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.
Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?
Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!
Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.
Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...
Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?
Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.
Sheriff:
And who did you say was getting married?
Felix Ungar:
My daughter and his son.
[the Sheriff and all the deputies have to swallow a laugh]
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So now tell me one more time
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how the rented car caught fire and exploded
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He called me a shithead and punched the car
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It went rolling down the hill
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Why did you punch the car
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Because the shithead threw the directions to the wedding
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out the window and left my suitcase
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at the Rent A Car agency
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Why did you throw the directions out the window
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Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes
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and were burning on my crotch
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The first time he's been hot down there for years
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I just wanted to remind you of how it felt down there
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Okay boys Calm down
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You two don't get along too well do you
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Oh that's not true
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There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful
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Then unfortunately we saw each other again
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And who did you say was getting married
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My daughter and his son
Clip duration: 52 seconds
Views: 114
Timestamp in movie: 00h 36m 39s
Uploaded: 27 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: Oscar and Felix take a road trip to their son and daughter's wedding.
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