What do the directions say? They're gone, I threw them out the window. Oh, you threw them...
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Felix Ungar:
What do the directions say?
Oscar Madison:
They're gone, I threw them out the window.
Felix Ungar:
[laughing]
Oh, you threw them out the window... you threw them out the window? What the hell made you do a stupid thing like that?
Oscar Madison:
Well, I had them on my lap so I could read them. I lit my cigar, the hot ashes fell on my crotch, the map caught fire. I had the choice of either finding the house, or burning up one of the most important parts of my body. Guess which I picked?
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What do you mean What do the directions say
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They are gone I threw them out of the window
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You threw them out
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You threw them out of the window
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What the hell made you do a stupid thing like that
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Well I had them on my lap so I could read them
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I lit my cigar the hot ashes fell on my crotch
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the map caught fire
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I had the choice of either finding the house
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or burning one of most important parts of my body
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Guess which I picked Unbelievable
Clip duration: 29 seconds
Views: 113
Timestamp in movie: 00h 20m 19s
Uploaded: 27 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: Oscar and Felix take a road trip to their son and daughter's wedding.
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