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The Odd Couple II

Well, I had them on my lap so I could read them. I lit my cigar, the hot ashes fell on my...

Felix Ungar:

What do the directions say? Oscar Madison:
They're gone, I threw them out the window. Felix Ungar:
[laughing]
Oh, you threw them out the window... you threw them out the window? What the hell made you do a stupid thing like that? Oscar Madison:
Well, I had them on my lap so I could read them. I lit my cigar, the hot ashes fell on my crotch, the map caught fire. I had the choice of either finding the house, or burning up one of the most important parts of my body. Guess which I picked?

Full Transcript

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What do you mean What do the directions say
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They are gone I threw them out of the window
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You threw them out
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You threw them out of the window
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What the hell made you do a stupid thing like that
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Well I had them on my lap so I could read them
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I lit my cigar the hot ashes fell on my crotch
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the map caught fire
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I had the choice of either finding the house
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or burning one of most important parts of my body
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Guess which I picked Unbelievable
Duration
29 seconds
Views
390
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:19
Uploaded
Nov 27, 2022
Genres
adventure, comedy
Production
Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

Oscar and Felix take a road trip to their son and daughter's wedding.

Actors

Jack Lemmon
Felix Ungar
Jack Lemmon
Walter Matthau
Oscar Madison
Walter Matthau
Where is my suitcase Yeah Your suitcase In the trunk - The Odd Couple II 00:19
Where is my suitcase Yeah Your suitcase In the trunk
It took us two hours to get here - The Odd Couple II 00:24
It took us two hours to get here
Why don't we ask Budget to deliver it - The Odd Couple II 00:15
Why don't we ask Budget to deliver it
I want to know one thing Why when you get around me - The Odd Couple II 00:15
I want to know one thing Why when you get around me
We better call Budget and have them fax us another car huh - The Odd Couple II 00:07
We better call Budget and have them fax us another car huh
I think I know where we are Oh you do huh Where - The Odd Couple II 00:08
I think I know where we are Oh you do huh Where
Listen instead of complaining why don't you look for a phone - The Odd Couple II 00:17
Listen instead of complaining why don't you look for a...
They probably got poisonous spiders out here too - The Odd Couple II 00:11
They probably got poisonous spiders out here too
We need to have a plan - The Odd Couple II 00:12
We need to have a plan
San Diego San Jos San Quentin - The Odd Couple II 00:22
San Diego San Jos San Quentin
Los Pintos Las Brisas Los Pecos Sound familiar - The Odd Couple II 00:27
Los Pintos Las Brisas Los Pecos Sound familiar
You see anything yet - The Odd Couple II 01:03
You see anything yet
What the hell was that - The Odd Couple II 00:21
What the hell was that
Never count me out till the fat lady divorces me - The Odd Couple II 00:06
Never count me out till the fat lady divorces me
If we go down you go down with us - The Odd Couple II 00:07
If we go down you go down with us
So now tell me one more time - The Odd Couple II 00:52
So now tell me one more time
Look at these shorts I look like I could be - The Odd Couple II 00:14
Look at these shorts I look like I could be
If anyone gets tough just show him your underwear - The Odd Couple II 00:06
If anyone gets tough just show him your underwear
If you are thinking what I think you're thinking forget it - The Odd Couple II 00:06
If you are thinking what I think you're thinking forget...
Oscar If I didn't know better - The Odd Couple II 00:24
Oscar If I didn't know better