At your age you're lucky you can do either one
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Felix Ungar:
What freeway are we supposed to be on? Oscar Madison:
The 405. Felix Ungar:
I think that sign back there said 101. Oscar Madison:
If you didn't have the brains to pee back at the airport, how could you possibly read that sign? Felix Ungar:
Reading and peeing are two different things! Oscar Madison:
At your age you're lucky you can do either one
What freeway are we supposed to be on? Oscar Madison:
The 405. Felix Ungar:
I think that sign back there said 101. Oscar Madison:
If you didn't have the brains to pee back at the airport, how could you possibly read that sign? Felix Ungar:
Reading and peeing are two different things! Oscar Madison:
At your age you're lucky you can do either one
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What freeway are we supposed to be on
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The 405
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Yeah I think that sign back there said 101
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If you didn't have the brains to pee back at the airport
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how the hell would you know what the sign said
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Reading and peeing are two different things
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At your age you're lucky you can do either one
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Movie Summary
Oscar and Felix take a road trip to their son and daughter's wedding.
Actors
Felix Ungar
Oscar Madison
