"The Office" quotes
A mockumentary on a group of typical office workers, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate behavior, and tedium.
Director: N/A
Writer: Greg Daniels, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant
Production:
Genre: comedy
Year: 2005
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 9.0
BoxOffice:
Released: 24 Mar 2005
Awards: Won 5 Primetime Emmys. 51 wins & 195 nominations total
429 Clips
00:30 You've been "Xed," punk!
00:28 Your first student is
here, Mr. Bernard.
00:16 You wanna go out?
00:24 - You threw the summoning bag
at me, sir?
00:21 You tell me.
00:15 You sure you're okay?
00:10 You ready?
00:11 You may ask me out to dinner.
00:09 You like it?
It's kind of designy and cool.
00:30 You know, I...
00:22 You just said
the bomb is in the puck?
00:22 You find anything?
00:08 Yes! Way to go.
See that?
00:09 Yes Jim would you prefer
00:07 Yeah.
00:15 - Yah!
- Aah!
00:10 -With cream and sugar.
00:30 Why haven't we heard anything?
00:19 Who's that?
00:11 Whoo!
00:10 Who did this to you?
00:12 [whispering]
This is bull [bleep].
00:30 - [whispering]
michael.
00:06 Where're you going?
Bathroom.
00:17 Where did you get this stuff?
00:10 Where are we?
00:08 Whatever you'll call it I'm running away from my...
00:22 What?
00:14 What have you done?
00:21 - What do you want?
- Michael, I know you're swamped.
00:06 - What do we have here?
- This is my baby.
00:15 What are you doing?
00:28 What are you doing, man?
00:15 What am I doing?
I'm...
00:25 What is a Jim?
00:06 We're never gonna find
those leads, are we?
00:08 - Well, we're here.
00:15 Well, it's been tough.
00:24 Well, I thought I'd
come in casual today.
00:06 Well, I hope you had fun today.
00:10 - Well, this feels like
a good place to stop.
00:21 Welcome back.
Thank you.
00:22 "We at Sabre have
betrayed the trust
00:24 [water sloshes
in cooler]
00:10 Watching people get sick
always makes me sick.
00:07 Want to share?
00:12 Want to see
a magic trick?
00:06 - Wait, you're going out there?
- Yeah.
00:04 Wait That's what you said
00:20 Um...what's in the--
what's in the bag?
00:12 [Twang]
00:26 Today I did something stupid:
I questioned myself.
00:23 - Toby?
- Oh, hey, Bert.
00:12 Toby, come on, let's go.
00:05 This year I decided to really get
into the spirit of Hallowe...
00:28 This is Sprinkles.
00:15 This place is like a...
like a sexy preschool.
00:29 This morning, the phone guy comes in,
00:26 This medal
was my grandfather's.
00:28 This guy looks like
a real deviant.
00:07 This is an environment of welcoming
00:20 - They say that everyone
outgrows their friends
00:15 There's nothing
out here, man.
00:22 There.
00:07 There you go.
00:08 - Then we'll get him
a new set of drums.
00:08 The mind has
to wrap around...
00:06 [THEME MUSIC]
00:27 ♪ The hostages are under the stadium ♪
00:12 The cinema of the unsettling
is a growing film movement.
00:04 The Dunder Mifflin team
00:03 That's what she
00:03 That's what he says
00:03 That's what she said Yeah
00:05 That's what he said
00:03 That's what she said No time
00:04 That's what she said LAUGHS
00:04 That's what Oscar said
00:04 That's what she said Excuse me