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A mockumentary on a group of typical office workers, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate behavior, and tedium.

Director: N/A
Writer: Greg Daniels, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant
Production:
Genre: comedy
Year: 2005
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 9.0
BoxOffice:
Released: 24 Mar 2005
Awards: Won 5 Primetime Emmys. 51 wins & 195 nominations total

429 Clips

You've been "Xed," punk! - The Office 00:30 You've been "Xed," punk! Your first student is
here, Mr. Bernard. - The Office 00:28 Your first student is here, Mr. Bernard. You wanna go out? - The Office 00:16 You wanna go out? - You threw the summoning bag
at me, sir? - The Office 00:24 - You threw the summoning bag at me, sir? You tell me. - The Office 00:21 You tell me. You sure you're okay? - The Office 00:15 You sure you're okay? You ready? - The Office 00:10 You ready? You may ask me out to dinner. - The Office 00:11 You may ask me out to dinner. You like it?
It's kind of designy and cool. - The Office 00:09 You like it? It's kind of designy and cool. You know, I... - The Office 00:30 You know, I... You just said
the bomb is in the puck? - The Office 00:22 You just said the bomb is in the puck? You find anything? - The Office 00:22 You find anything? Yes! Way to go.
See that? - The Office 00:08 Yes! Way to go. See that? Yes Jim would you prefer - The Office 00:09 Yes Jim would you prefer Yeah. - The Office 00:07 Yeah. - Yah!
- Aah! - The Office 00:15 - Yah! - Aah! -With cream and sugar. - The Office 00:10 -With cream and sugar. Why haven't we heard anything? - The Office 00:30 Why haven't we heard anything? Who's that? - The Office 00:19 Who's that? Whoo! - The Office 00:11 Whoo! Who did this to you? - The Office 00:10 Who did this to you? [whispering]
This is bull [bleep]. - The Office 00:12 [whispering] This is bull [bleep]. - [whispering]
michael. - The Office 00:30 - [whispering] michael. Where're you going?
Bathroom. - The Office 00:06 Where're you going? Bathroom. Where did you get this stuff? - The Office 00:17 Where did you get this stuff? Where are we? - The Office 00:10 Where are we? Whatever you'll call it I'm running away from my responsibilies - The Office 00:08 Whatever you'll call it I'm running away from my... What? - The Office 00:22 What? What have you done? - The Office 00:14 What have you done? - What do you want?
- Michael, I know you're swamped. - The Office 00:21 - What do you want? - Michael, I know you're swamped. - What do we have here?
- This is my baby. - The Office 00:06 - What do we have here? - This is my baby. What are you doing? - The Office 00:15 What are you doing? What are you doing, man? - The Office 00:28 What are you doing, man? What am I doing?
I'm... - The Office 00:15 What am I doing? I'm... What is a Jim? - The Office 00:25 What is a Jim? We're never gonna find
those leads, are we? - The Office 00:06 We're never gonna find those leads, are we? - Well, we're here. - The Office 00:08 - Well, we're here. Well, it's been tough. - The Office 00:15 Well, it's been tough. Well, I thought I'd
come in casual today. - The Office 00:24 Well, I thought I'd come in casual today. Well, I hope you had fun today. - The Office 00:06 Well, I hope you had fun today. - Well, this feels like
a good place to stop. - The Office 00:10 - Well, this feels like a good place to stop. Welcome back.
Thank you. - The Office 00:21 Welcome back. Thank you. "We at Sabre have
betrayed the trust - The Office 00:22 "We at Sabre have betrayed the trust [water sloshes
in cooler] - The Office 00:24 [water sloshes in cooler] Watching people get sick
always makes me sick. - The Office 00:10 Watching people get sick always makes me sick. Want to share? - The Office 00:07 Want to share? Want to see
a magic trick? - The Office 00:12 Want to see a magic trick? - Wait, you're going out there?
- Yeah. - The Office 00:06 - Wait, you're going out there? - Yeah. Wait That's what you said - The Office 00:04 Wait That's what you said Um...what's in the--
what's in the bag? - The Office 00:20 Um...what's in the-- what's in the bag? [Twang] - The Office 00:12 [Twang] Today I did something stupid:
I questioned myself. - The Office 00:26 Today I did something stupid: I questioned myself. - Toby?
- Oh, hey, Bert. - The Office 00:23 - Toby? - Oh, hey, Bert. Toby, come on, let's go. - The Office 00:12 Toby, come on, let's go. This year I decided to really get
into the spirit of Halloween. - The Office 00:05 This year I decided to really get into the spirit of Hallowe... This is Sprinkles. - The Office 00:28 This is Sprinkles. This place is like a...
like a sexy preschool. - The Office 00:15 This place is like a... like a sexy preschool. This morning, the phone guy comes in, - The Office 00:29 This morning, the phone guy comes in, This medal
was my grandfather's. - The Office 00:26 This medal was my grandfather's. This guy looks like
a real deviant. - The Office 00:28 This guy looks like a real deviant. This is an environment of welcoming - The Office 00:07 This is an environment of welcoming - They say that everyone
outgrows their friends - The Office 00:20 - They say that everyone outgrows their friends There's nothing
out here, man. - The Office 00:15 There's nothing out here, man. There. - The Office 00:22 There. There you go. - The Office 00:07 There you go. - Then we'll get him
a new set of drums. - The Office 00:08 - Then we'll get him a new set of drums. The mind has
to wrap around... - The Office 00:08 The mind has to wrap around... [THEME MUSIC] - The Office 00:06 [THEME MUSIC] ♪ The hostages are under the stadium ♪ - The Office 00:27 ♪ The hostages are under the stadium ♪ The cinema of the unsettling
is a growing film movement. - The Office 00:12 The cinema of the unsettling is a growing film movement. The Dunder Mifflin team - The Office 00:04 The Dunder Mifflin team That's what she - The Office 00:03 That's what she That's what he says - The Office 00:03 That's what he says That's what she said Yeah - The Office 00:03 That's what she said Yeah That's what he said - The Office 00:05 That's what he said That's what she said No time - The Office 00:03 That's what she said No time That's what she said LAUGHS - The Office 00:04 That's what she said LAUGHS That's what Oscar said - The Office 00:04 That's what Oscar said That's what she said Excuse me - The Office 00:04 That's what she said Excuse me