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All right, now, I'm gonna warn you

Do I havea special someone? Uh, well, yeah, of course. A bunch of 'em. My employees. If I...

The Office • S01E06 • 2005

All right, now,I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay? Why? This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed,this is a corolla, okay? Katy: It's a very nice car. So you're not gonna freak out? Michael: Do I havea special someone? Uh, well, yeah, of course. A bunch of 'em. My employees. If I had to choose betweena one-night-stand with some stupid cowI pick up at a bar and these people, I'd pick them every time. Because with them,it is an every day stand. And I still knowtheir names in the morning

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All right now I'm gonna warn you

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Don't freak out okay Why

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This is a really nice car

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In case you haven't noticed this is a corolla okay

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Katy It's a very nice car

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So you're not gonna freak out

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Michael Do I have a special someone

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Uh well yeah of course

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A bunch of 'em

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My employees

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If I had to choose between a one night stand

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with some stupid cow I pick up at a bar

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and these people

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I'd pick them every time

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Because with them it is an every day stand

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And I still know their names in the morning

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سأحذرك الآن

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لا تخافي حسنا لماذا

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هذه سيارة جميلة إنها كورولا إن لم تكوني لاحظت حسنا

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إنها سيارة جميلة جدا لن تخافي إذا

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ألدي شخص مميز في حياتي

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نعم بالطبع الكثير

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الموظفون

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إن كان علي الاختيار ما بين قضاء ليلة مع إمرأة أحضرها من حانة

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و بين هؤلاء الموظفين سأختارهم هم

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لأن معهم أقضي أيامي كلها

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و أظل أعرف أسماءهم في الصباح

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Bon faut que je te prévienne

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Ne panique pas d'accord Pourquoi

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C'est une bonne voiture Au cas où tu n'aurais pas remarqué c'est une Corolla

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C'est super voiture Donc tu ne vas pas paniquer

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Est ce que j'ai quelqu'un de spécial dans mon coeur

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Eh bien oui bien sûr Plein de gens

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Mes employés

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Si je devais choisir entre un coup d'un soir avec une blondasse dans un bar

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et ces gens là je les choisirais à chaque fois

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Parcequ'avec eux c'est un coup tous les jours

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Et je me rappelle de leurs noms le matin

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Ok ich muss dich warnen

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Flipp nicht aus ok Warum

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Das ist ein schönes Auto

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Falls du es noch nicht erkannt hast das ist ein Corolla

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Es ist ein sehr schönes Auto

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Du wirst also nicht ausflippen

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Habe ich jemand Besonderen

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Ja natürlich

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Jede Menge sogar

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Meine Angestellten

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Hätte ich die Wahl zwischen einem One Night Stand

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mit einer blöden Kuh aus irgendeiner Kneipe

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und diesen Leuten

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würde ich immer sie wählen

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Denn mit ihnen ist es ein Jeden Tag Stand

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Und am nächsten Morgen weiß ich noch ihre Namen

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Так я должен тебя предупредить

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Не пугайся ладно Что такое

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У меня очень хорошая машина Если не заметила это Королла Ага

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Очень очень хорошая машина Пугаться не будешь

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Есть ли у меня подруга сердца

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Ну конечно И много

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Мои сотрудники

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Если бы пришлось выбирать между романом на ночь с глупой коровой что я в баре подобрал

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и этими людьми Я каждый раз выбирал бы их

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Потому что с ними у меня роман на каждый день

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И с утра я помню их имена

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Te lo advierto no te asustes Por qué

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Este es un auto muy bueno Por si no lo notaste es un Corolla

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Es un auto muy bonito Así que no te quedarás helada

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Si hay alguien especial en mi vida

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Sí claro por supuesto

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Son muchos Mis empleados

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Si tuviera que elegir entre una aventura de una noche

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con una tonta que levantara en un bar y esta gente

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me quedo con ellos Porque con ellos

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es una aventura de todos los días

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Y aún recuerdo sus nombres por la mañana

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Duration

36 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:21:21

Uploaded

Feb 23, 2026

Season

1

Episode

6

Genres

Production

Rodini Films

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Movie Summary

A mockumentary on a group of typical office workers, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate behavior, and tedium.