He... it's a crime-fighting beaver
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[Jim and Dwight are trying to get revenge on Todd Packer] Jim Halpert:
I was thinking maybe we could jam his drawers so they only come out two inches, and then that way you could *see* everything in them but you can't get in them. Dwight Schrute:
Does Edgar Allan Poe know about that one? So sinister! [sarcastically chuckles] Dwight Schrute:
That wouldn't annoy a person at all! What do you - where do you come up with this stuff? Jim Halpert:
Okay! Alright, well, this isn't my best, but call Froggy101. Say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber and we're giving away free tickets, we give them a number to call *for* the tickets, and it's his number. Dwight Schrute:
Who is Justice Beaver? Jim Halpert:
He... it's a crime-fighting beaver
I was thinking maybe we could jam his drawers so they only come out two inches, and then that way you could *see* everything in them but you can't get in them. Dwight Schrute:
Does Edgar Allan Poe know about that one? So sinister! [sarcastically chuckles] Dwight Schrute:
That wouldn't annoy a person at all! What do you - where do you come up with this stuff? Jim Halpert:
Okay! Alright, well, this isn't my best, but call Froggy101. Say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber and we're giving away free tickets, we give them a number to call *for* the tickets, and it's his number. Dwight Schrute:
Who is Justice Beaver? Jim Halpert:
He... it's a crime-fighting beaver
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I really think we should join forces on this one
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Really What do we think
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What would drive him crazy
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I know Here we go
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Pepto bismol in his hot chocolate
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You have got to stop
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with the hot chocolate stuff
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Okay
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I was thinking maybe we could jam his drawers
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so they only come out two inches
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Then that way you can see everything in them
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but you can't get at it
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Does Edgar Allan poe know about that one So sinister
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That wouldn't annoy a person at all
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Where do you come up with this stuff
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Okay All right well this isn't my best but call froggy 101
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say that we're the tour manager for Justin bieber
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and we're giving away free tickets
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We give them a number to call for the tickets and it's his number
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Who is justice beaver
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He it's a crime fighting beaver
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Movie Summary
A mockumentary on a group of typical office workers, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate behavior, and tedium.
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