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Jan: Are you listening to me, Michael?

Are you listening to me, Michael? Affirmative. What did I just say? You just said... let...

The Office • S01E06 • 2005

Jan:Are you listening to me, Michael? Affirmative. What did I just say? You just said... let me, uh... Check my notes. You just said... Alan and I have createdan incentive program... Hey! Hey, how is Alan? Tell Alan that the mets suck.Okay? From me, big time. Go pirates! Not gonna dothat, Michael. Okay. We've created an incentiveprogram to increase sales. Uh-huh. At the end of the month,you can reward your top seller with a prize worthup to $1, 000. Whoa, howdy ho. Wow, 1,000 big ones.That's cool. Mm-hm. Do I, uh, do I getto pick the prize? Uh... yes. Yes, you can. Um, question. Does "top salesman" includepeople who were at one time such outstanding salesmenthat they've been promoted to... No, Michael. No, you can't win this prize. I didn't mean me

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Affirmative

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What did I just say

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You just said let me uh

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Check my notes

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You just said

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Alan and I have created an incentive program

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Hey Hey how is Alan

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Tell Alan that the mets suck Okay

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From me big time Go pirates

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Not gonna do that Michael Okay

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We've created an incentive program to increase sales

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Uh huh

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At the end of the month you can reward your top seller

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with a prize worth up to 1 000

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Whoa howdy ho

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Wow 1 000 big ones That's cool Mm hm

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Do I uh do I get to pick the prize

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Uh yes Yes you can

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Um question

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Does top salesman include people who were at one time

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such outstanding salesmen that they've been promoted to

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No Michael

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No you can't win this prize

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I didn't mean me

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أتسمعني يا مايكل بالطبع

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ماذا قلت للتو

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قلت دعيني أتفقد ملحوظاتي

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قلت للتو

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أنا و ألان صنعنا برنامج تحفيزي

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كيف حال ألان قولي له أن فريق ميتز سئ

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حسنا اخبريه بذلك يعيش فريق بيراتس

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لن أفعل هذا يا مايكل حسنا

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صنعنا برنامجا تحفيزيا لتزويد المبيعات

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بنهاية الشهر يمكنك مكافأة أكبر موظفيك بجائزة

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بقيمة ألف دولار

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يا للهول ألف دولار هذا جميل

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أيمكنني اختيار الجائزة

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نعم يمكنك

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سؤال أيتضمن الأمر أشخاصا كانوا في يوم ما

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بائعين مذهلين لدرجة أنهم حصلوا على ترقية

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لا يا مايكل لا يمكنك الحصول على هذه الجائزة

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لم أقصدني

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Est ce que vous m'écoutez Michael Affirmatif

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Qu'est ce que je viens de dire

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Vous avez dit laissez moi consulter mes notes

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vous venez de dire

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Alan et moi avons créé un programme de primes

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Hé Comment va Alan Dîtes à Alan que les Mets sont nuls

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D'accord De ma part carrément Allez les Pirates

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Non je ne vais pas le faire D'accord

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Nous avons créé un un programme de primes pour augmenter les ventes

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A la fin du mois vous récompensez le meilleur vendeur avec un prix

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dont le montant peut s'élever jusqu'à mille dollars

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Rien que ça Mille balles C'est cool

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Est ce que je peux choisir le lot

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Heu oui oui vous pouvez

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Question le meilleur vendeur peut il être quelqu'un qui autrefois

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était un vendeur tellement bon qu'il a été promu

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Non Michael vous ne pouvez pas gagner le lot

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Je ne parlais pas de moi

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Hören Sie zu Michael

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Jawohl

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Was habe ich gerade gesagt

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Sie sagten Lassen Sie mich

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Was habe ich notiert

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Sie sagten

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Alan und ich haben ein Anreizprogramm geschaffen

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He Wie geht's Alan

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Sagen Sie Alan die Mets sind scheiße Ok

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Sagen Sie ihm das Vorwärts Pirates

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Das mache ich nicht Michael

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Das Anreizprogramm soll den Absatz steigern

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Aha

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Am Monatsende geben Sie Ihrem Topverkäufer

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einen Preis von bis zu 1 000 Dollar

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Heiliger Bimbam

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Wow 1 000 Kröten Das ist cool

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Darf ich den Preis wählen

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Ja Ja dürfen Sie

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Eine Frage

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Schließt Topverkäufer Leute ein die zu einem anderen Zeitpunkt

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so herausragende Verkäufer waren dass sie befördert wurden

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Zum Nein Michael

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Sie können diesen Preis nicht gewinnen

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Ich meinte nicht mich

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Майкл вы меня слушаете Так точно

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Что я только что сказала

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Вы сказали проверю конспект

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Вы сказали

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Мы с Аланом создали программу поощрительного вознаграждения продаж

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О о как там Алан Передайте Алану что Метс отстой

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Ага От меня серьёзно Вперёд Пираты

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Передавать не буду Ладно

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Мы создали программу поощрительного вознаграждения продаж

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В конце месяца вы можете наградить своего лучшего продавца призом

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стоимостью до тысячи долларов

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Ого Здрасьте Вот это да тыща зелёных Клёво

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А приз я выбираю

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Да Да можете

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Вопрос лучшим продавцом может считаться тот кто когда то

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был таким выдающимся продавцом что его повысили до

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Нет Майкл вы этот приз получить не можете

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Да я не про себя

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Me escuchas Michael Afirmativo

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Qué acabo de decir

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Dijiste Déjame ver las notas

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Dijiste

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Alan y yo hemos creado un programa de incentivación

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Cómo está Alan Dile a Alan que el equipo de los Mets apesta

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Está bien De mi parte y mucho Vivan los Pirates

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No lo haré Creamos un programa de incentivación para aumentar las ventas

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Puedes recompensar al mejor vendedor con un premio de hasta 1 000 dólares

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Mil dólares Qué bien

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Puedo elegir el premio

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Sí Sí puedes hacerlo

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Una pregunta

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Dentro de los mejores están incluidos aquellos que una vez

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fueron vendedores tan sobresalientes que los promovieron a

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No Michael

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Tú no puedes ganar el premio No hablaba de mí

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Duration

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Uploaded

Feb 23, 2026

Season

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Episode

6

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Rodini Films

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Movie Summary

A mockumentary on a group of typical office workers, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate behavior, and tedium.