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Michael: Hey, hey, everybody

Michael! Michael! Oh, for god's sake

The Office • S01E03 • 2005

Michael:Hey, hey, everybody. Ice cream sandwiches! Ahhh! Here you go. Take one, take one. It's all good.Phyllis, think fast! Ya boom! Oh, oh, I see Angela. Right? Angela, wah! Hey, temp. Why don't you take two? Because you don't get healthcare and, uh, faster metabolism. Did you get the kind withthe cookies instead of the... Why don't you just eat it, okay? And here you go,Stanley the manly. Oh, thanks. There you go. This isn't thebig surprise, is it? Because we've been havinga pretty horrible day. Uh_.nope. Nope. This isn't the surprise. It's surprising, um,because you didn't expect it. But you will... you'llknow it when you see it. Dwight: Michael! Michael! Oh, for god's sake

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Michael Hey hey everybody

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Ice cream sandwiches Ahhh

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Here you go Take one take one

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It's all good Phyllis think fast

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Ya boom Oh oh I see Angela

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Right Angela wah

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Hey temp

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Why don't you take two

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Because you don't get healthcare

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and uh faster metabolism

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Did you get the kind with the cookies instead of the

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Why don't you just eat it okay

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And here you go Stanley the manly

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Oh thanks

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There you go

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This isn't the big surprise is it

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Because we've been having a pretty horrible day

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Uh nope Nope

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This isn't the surprise

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It's surprising um because you didn't expect it

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But you will you'll know it when you see it

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Dwight Michael

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Michael

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Oh for god's sake

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شطائر الآيس كريم لكم

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خذوا واحدة

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فيليس امسكي

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أرى أنجيلا أنجيلا

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لم لا تأخذ إثنتين أيها المؤقت

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لأنك لا تأخذ تأمينا صحيا و ابيضاضك أسرع

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هل أحضرت النوع ذو الكعك بدلا من

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لم لا تأكل فحسب حسنا

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و تفضل يا ستانلي يا رجلي

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شكرا تفضل

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ليست هذه المفاجأة إذا

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لأن يومنا سئ جدا

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لا لا

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ليست المفاجأة

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إنه أمر مفاجئ فلم تتوقعوه

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لكن ستعرفونها عند رؤيتها

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مايكل

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Regardez tout le monde des barres glacées

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Voilà prenez prenez c'est tout bon

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Phyllis une passe

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Je vois Angéla oui Angéla

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Hey l'intérim prenez en deux

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Vous n'avez pas de mutuelle et vous avez un métabolisme rapide

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Vous auriez pas ceux aux cookies plutôt

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Contentez vous de manger ok

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Et voilà Stanley le viril

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Merci Et voilà

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Ce n'est pas la grosse surprise n'est ce pas

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Parce que c'est une journée assez affreuse

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Non non

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Ce n'est pas la surprise

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C'est surprenant car vous ne vous y attendiez pas

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Mais vous la reconnaîtrez quand vous la verrez

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Michael Michael

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Hallo zusammen

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Sandwicheis

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Hier bitte Nimm eins

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Hier Phyllis fang

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Daneben Da sehe ich Angela

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Oder Angela

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He Aushilfe

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Nimm doch gleich zwei

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Weil du keine Krankenversicherung hast

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aber schnelleren Stoffwechsel

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Hast du welche mit Keksen statt

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Jetzt iss sie doch einfach ok

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Hier Stanley der Männliche Oh danke

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Bitte Soll das die große Überraschung sein

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Denn wir hatten einen echt schrecklichen Tag

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Nein

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Das ist nicht die Überraschung

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Es ist überraschend

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weil ihr nicht damit gerechnet habt

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Aber ihr werdet

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Ihr werdet schon sehen

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Michael

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Herrgott nochmal

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Эй народ смотрите у меня пломбиры

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Вот вот возьмите все берите по одному вот так

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Филлис соображай

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О о вижу Анджелу Анджела Да

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Эй временный возьми два

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Потому что ты без страховки И у тебя быстрый обмен веществ

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А у вас есть такие с печеньем а не с

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Ешь уже

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А вот и для Стэна супермена

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Спасибо Вот

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Это же не тот большой сюрприз

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Потому что сегодня был ужасный день

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А нет Нет

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Это не сюрприз

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То есть это в каком то смысле сюрприз потому что вы мороженого не ждали

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Но настоящий сюрприз вы сразу поймёте когда придёт время

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Майкл Майкл Ох

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Hola todos Sándwiches helados

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Aquí tienes Toma uno Phyllis piensa rápido Disparado

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Oh veo a Angela Angela

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Hola empleado temporal Por qué no tomas dos

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Porque no tienes asistencia médica y tienes un metabolismo rápido

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Compraste el que lleva galleta

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Por qué no te lo comes y ya

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Y aquí tienes Stanley Gracias

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Esta no es la gran sorpresa verdad Porque hemos tenido un día horrible

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No Esta no es la sorpresa

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Es sorprendente porque no se lo esperaban

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Pero verán Sabrán cuando la vean

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Michael

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Duration

54 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:17

Uploaded

Feb 23, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

Production

Rodini Films

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Movie Summary

A mockumentary on a group of typical office workers, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate behavior, and tedium.