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Michael!

It looks likethere's gonna be downsizing. And it's part of my job,but... blech. I... I...

The Office • S01E04 • 2005

Michael! D'oh! God!Dwight, come on! I wanted to talk to youabout the downsizing... There's no downsizing. Ai'ight. But if there were,I'd be protected as assistant regional manager? Assistant to theregional manager, Dwight. Look. Yeah, so I don'thave to worry, right? Look, look, look... I talked to corporate about protectingthe sales staff, and they said theycouldn't guarantee it if there's downsizing, okay? But, there's no downsizing,so just don't... Bottom line,do I need to be worried? Mmm, mmm, mmm, maybe. Michael: It looks likethere's gonna be downsizing. And it's part of my job,but... blech. I... I hate it. I think the main differencebetween me and Donald Trump is that, uh, I get no pleasureout of saying the words, "you're fired." "You're fired." "Uh, you're fired." He just makes people sad, and an officecan't function that way. No way. "You're fired." I think if I had a catchphrase, it would be, "you're hired. "And you can work hereas long as you want." But, that's unrealistic, so

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I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing

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There's no downsizing Ai'ight

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But if there were I'd be protected

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as assistant regional manager

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Assistant to the regional manager Dwight

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Look Yeah so I don't have to worry right

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Look look look

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I talked to corporate

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about protecting the sales staff

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and they said they couldn't guarantee it

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if there's downsizing okay

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But there's no downsizing so just don't

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Bottom line do I need to be worried

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Mmm mmm mmm maybe

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Michael It looks like there's gonna be downsizing

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And it's part of my job but blech

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I I hate it

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I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump

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is that uh I get no pleasure out of saying the words

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you're fired

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You're fired

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Uh you're fired

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He just makes people sad

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and an office can't function that way

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No way You're fired

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I think if I had a catchphrase

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it would be you're hired

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And you can work here as long as you want

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But that's unrealistic so

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مايكل يا إلهي أفزعتني يا دوايت

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أردت التحدث إليك عن تخفيض العمالة

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لا يوجد تخفيض عمالة

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لكن إن كان هناك سأصبح في مأمن كوني المدير المحلي المساعد

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مساعد للمدير المحلي نعم لا داع للقلق إذا

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اسمع تحدثت للشركة

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عن حماية موظفي المبيعات و قالوا أنه لا يمكن أن يضمنوا ذلك

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في حالة تخفيض العمالة حسنا لكن لا يوجد الآن

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خلاصة القول أهناك داعي للقلق

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ربما

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يبدو أنه سيكون هناك تخفيض للعمالة

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هذا جزء من عملي لكن

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أكرهه

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أظن أن الفرق بيني و بين دونالد ترامب

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هو أنني لا أستمتع بقول جملة أنت مطرود

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أنت مطرود

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إنه يحزن الناس

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و لا يمكن أن يسير المكتب بهذا الشكل

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مستحيل أنت مطرود

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أظن أنه إن أعجبتني كلمة فستكون

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أنت معين و يمكنك أن تعمل هنا كما تريد

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لكن هذا غير واقعي لذا

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Michael Oh mon Dieu enfin Dwight

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Je voulais vous parler de ces licenciements

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Il n'y a pas de licenciements

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Mais si il y en avait j'en serai protégé étant Directeur Régional Assistant

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Assistant du Directeur Régional Dwight Oui donc j'ai pas à m'en faire

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Ecoute j'ai parlé avec le siège

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sur l'immunité des vendeurs et ils m'ont dit qu'ils ne pouvaient la garantir

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s'il y avait des licenciements Ok Mais il n'y a pas de licenciements

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Conclusion est ce que je dois m'inquiéter

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Peut être

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On dirait qu'il va y avoir des licenciements

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Ca fait partie de mon boulot mais

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Je déteste ça

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je pense que la grosse différence entre moi et Donald Trump

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c'est que je ne tire aucune satisfaction à dire les mots Vous êtes viré

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Vous êtes viré vous êtes viré

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Ca rend juste les gens tristes

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Et un bureau ne peut pas fonctionner comme ça

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Jamais Vous êtes viré

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Je pense que si j'avais un slogan ce serait

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Vous êtes engagé et vous pouvez travailler ici aussi longtemps que vous voulez

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Mais c'est irréaliste donc

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Michael

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Gott Dwight also wirklich

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Wegen des Personalabbaus

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Den gibt es nicht Schon klar

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Wenn doch wäre ich als Assistenzmanager geschützt

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Assistent des Regionalmanagers

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Ich muss mir also keine Sorgen machen

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Hör mal zu

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Ich sprach wegen der Mitarbeiter mit der Firmenleitung

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Es gibt keine Garantien

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wenn Personal abgebaut wird

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Aber dazu wird es nicht kommen also

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Unterm Strich Muss ich mir Sorgen machen

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Vielleicht

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Es wird Personalabbau geben

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Das gehört zum Job aber Igitt

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Ich hasse es

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Was mich von Donald Trump unterscheidet

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ist dass es mir keine Freude bereitet diese Worte zu sagen

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Du bist gefeuert

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Du bist gefeuert

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Du bist gefeuert

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Er macht Leute bloß traurig

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und so funktioniert ein Büro nicht

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Niemals Du bist gefeuert

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Hätte ich einen Slogan

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wäre es der Du bist eingestellt

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Arbeite hier so lange du willst

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Aber das ist unrealistisch

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неизбежны сексуальные страдания

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Вам постоянно нужно находить новые эротические способы

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оживлять происходящее в спальне

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Это дар и подготовка

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В смысле ты можешь Это всё равно что я был в чём то хорош до того как обучился

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но теперь я обучился и я лучше чем те люди которые до этого не были хороши

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Сегодня у нас тренинг для персонала

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Я провожу их пару раз в год

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Это Рован наш методист на сегодня

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Хорошо приглашать кого то извне время от времени

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Это стимулирует у них интерес знаете

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Этому я и обучен У меня диплом МБА из Брэдфорда

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Я тоже этому обучен Я мог бы сам это всё провести

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Позвольте я расскажу что сегодня будет

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Я могу рассказать Ну обычно я это делаю

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Это касается заботы о покупателях в основном

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Об инвестициях в людей то есть в персонал

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Мы даём им понять что они наша главная ценность

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Michael Ah Dwight por favor

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Sobre los recortes de personal No habrá recortes

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Estaré protegido en mi cargo de subdirector provincial

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Asistente del director provincial No debo preocuparme no

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Mira hablé con la gerencia para proteger al personal de ventas

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No aseguraron nada en caso de recortes de personal

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Pero no los habrá así que Mi última pregunta

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Debo preocuparme

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Quizá

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Parece que habrá recortes de personal

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Es parte de mi trabajo pero

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Lo detesto

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Creo que la diferencia principal entre Donald Trump y yo es que

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a mí no me da ningún placer decir Estás despedido

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Pone triste a la gente y una oficina no puede funcionar de esa forma No señor

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Si tuviera un eslogan creo que sería Quedas contratado

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y puedes trabajar aquí todo el tiempo que quieras

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Pero es poco realista así que

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Duration

59 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:00:59

Uploaded

Feb 23, 2026

Season

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Episode

4

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Rodini Films

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Movie Summary

A mockumentary on a group of typical office workers, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate behavior, and tedium.