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Norm Archer: In other news. A local 8-year-old has accidently exercised his 2nd amendment right yesterday, when he blew off his head with his father's semi-automatic rifle. The fatal incident is being hailed by gun-rights activists as a victory for America and the constitution
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The Onion news van
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In other news a local eight year old
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accidentally exercised his second amendment rights yesterday
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when he blew off his head with his father's semi automatic rifle
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The fatal incident is being hailed by gun rights activists
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as a victory for America and the Constitution
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Movie Summary
Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior.