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"The Opposite of Sex" quotes

The Opposite of Sex poster
A 16-year-old girl visits her gay half-brother and ends up seducing his boyfriend, thus wreaking havoc on all of their lives.

Director: Don Roos
Writer: Don Roos
Production: N/A
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $5,881,367
Released: 22 May 1998
Awards: 14 wins & 24 nominations
Listen to me you little grunge faggot - The Opposite of Sex 00:37 Listen to me you little grunge faggot What's the point of sleeping with you if it doesn't get your attention - The Opposite of Sex 00:35 What's the point of sleeping with you if it... You didn't give it to him - The Opposite of Sex 00:33 You didn't give it to him You're probably a blessing in disguise - The Opposite of Sex 00:08 You're probably a blessing in disguise My mother was the kind of mother who always said - The Opposite of Sex 00:11 My mother was the kind of mother who always said I'd like a Long Island iced tea please - The Opposite of Sex 00:09 I'd like a Long Island iced tea please I don't know how you do it You're always so nice and so good - The Opposite of Sex 00:21 I don't know how you do it You're always so nice... Good My delivery from 1 800 PITY - The Opposite of Sex 00:05 Good My delivery from 1 800 PITY What did you think I'd be the dead one - The Opposite of Sex 00:06 What did you think I'd be the dead one Seems like everybody's having sex but me - The Opposite of Sex 00:37 Seems like everybody's having sex but me If I save one kid from getting - The Opposite of Sex 00:27 If I save one kid from getting I just don't think it's something we should rush into - The Opposite of Sex 00:10 I just don't think it's something we should rush... I'm just asking you to stand by your man like I'm standing next to you - The Opposite of Sex 00:19 I'm just asking you to stand by your man like I'm... This is America and we're Christians here - The Opposite of Sex 00:31 This is America and we're Christians here If you think I'm just plucky and scrappy and all I need is love - The Opposite of Sex 00:19 If you think I'm just plucky and scrappy and all I need... You are not hemorrhaging Are you having contractions - The Opposite of Sex 00:08 You are not hemorrhaging Are you having contractions Lucia and Carl had their baby You can imagine the pick of that litter - The Opposite of Sex 00:11 Lucia and Carl had their baby You can imagine the pick of... Sex always ends in kids or disease - The Opposite of Sex 00:07 Sex always ends in kids or disease This is how we do things on the planet Maturia We have much to teach you - The Opposite of Sex 00:06 This is how we do things on the planet Maturia We have much... Which is kind of gross I mean the combo - The Opposite of Sex 00:16 Which is kind of gross I mean the combo My name is Dedee Truitt - The Opposite of Sex 00:10 My name is Dedee Truitt Les was a real asshole - The Opposite of Sex 00:10 Les was a real asshole I went to a bar mitzvah once that doesn't make me Jewish - The Opposite of Sex 00:05 I went to a bar mitzvah once that doesn't make me... You think you're being nice but it's really just self destructive - The Opposite of Sex 00:20 You think you're being nice but it's really just... He made his bed he can lie in it - The Opposite of Sex 00:05 He made his bed he can lie in it Why did he grow that beard - The Opposite of Sex 00:08 Why did he grow that beard It's not your baby It's some other idiot's baby - The Opposite of Sex 00:10 It's not your baby It's some other idiot's... Vagina vagina vagina - The Opposite of Sex 00:10 Vagina vagina vagina This part where I take the gun is like important - The Opposite of Sex 00:05 This part where I take the gun is like important I don't think he is as dumb as we think - The Opposite of Sex 00:25 I don't think he is as dumb as we think If you don't breathe in a person can do anything for ten minutes - The Opposite of Sex 00:06 If you don't breathe in a person can do anything for... I know in movies you kind of feel sorry for girls like this - The Opposite of Sex 00:09 I know in movies you kind of feel sorry for girls like this For all I know you killed him - The Opposite of Sex 00:06 For all I know you killed him He was like a blind person you know - The Opposite of Sex 00:10 He was like a blind person you know If there have to be gay people at least it's nice there's enough of them to go around - The Opposite of Sex 00:06 If there have to be gay people at least it's nice... Randy be Christ like Back off man - The Opposite of Sex 00:04 Randy be Christ like Back off man God how does a woman get so bitter - The Opposite of Sex 00:08 God how does a woman get so bitter What's the point of sleeping with you if it doesn't get your attention - The Opposite of Sex 00:04 What's the point of sleeping with you if it... Say the point of sex isn't recreation or procreation or any of that stuff - The Opposite of Sex 00:19 Say the point of sex isn't recreation or procreation or... This is about trimesters and you know what I'm talking about - The Opposite of Sex 00:07 This is about trimesters and you know what I'm talking... You're gonna have a baby - The Opposite of Sex 00:06 You're gonna have a baby Did he give it to Bill - The Opposite of Sex 00:21 Did he give it to Bill I know AIDS is like awful and stuff - The Opposite of Sex 00:21 I know AIDS is like awful and stuff Plus I'd clean for them or tell the maid places she missed - The Opposite of Sex 00:06 Plus I'd clean for them or tell the maid places she... If you ask me it was a giveaway he liked the spanking - The Opposite of Sex 00:05 If you ask me it was a giveaway he liked the spanking Who's the father He has rights and responsibilities - The Opposite of Sex 00:16 Who's the father He has rights and responsibilities He could be your father - The Opposite of Sex 00:13 He could be your father Too bad he's a fairy right - The Opposite of Sex 00:11 Too bad he's a fairy right I think you can reach them yourself - The Opposite of Sex 00:06 I think you can reach them yourself Whose do you think it is Mr Who needs a rubber I'll pull out in time - The Opposite of Sex 00:05 Whose do you think it is Mr Who needs a rubber I'll... She had a life once She just I don't know stopped feeding it - The Opposite of Sex 00:09 She had a life once She just I don't know stopped... My god she's a human tabloid - The Opposite of Sex 00:05 My god she's a human tabloid No You are all assholes - The Opposite of Sex 00:15 No You are all assholes Gross But notice how pretty the urn is - The Opposite of Sex 00:08 Gross But notice how pretty the urn is Oh my god did I drool - The Opposite of Sex 00:12 Oh my god did I drool I want my brother's ashes back you heartless little bitch - The Opposite of Sex 00:09 I want my brother's ashes back you heartless little... If you're one of those people who don't like movies - The Opposite of Sex 00:22 If you're one of those people who don't like... Have you always been a mo - The Opposite of Sex 00:36 Have you always been a mo Even though it spooked me at first - The Opposite of Sex 00:13 Even though it spooked me at first They started out like a typical American family - The Opposite of Sex 00:09 They started out like a typical American family There's a sentence here that's a fragment What is it - The Opposite of Sex 00:33 There's a sentence here that's a fragment What is... We're not going inside It's too gross - The Opposite of Sex 00:15 We're not going inside It's too gross It's fucking dangerous sex - The Opposite of Sex 00:33 It's fucking dangerous sex It's survival - The Opposite of Sex 00:14 It's survival

Cast

Dedee Truitt - Christina Ricci
Bill Truitt - Martin Donovan
Lucia DeLury - Lisa Kudrow
Sheriff Carl Tippett - Lyle Lovett
Jason Bock - Johnny Galecki