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The Osbournes Want to Believe

I did not write those jokes, because I really am badat writing jokes

I did not write those jokes, because I really am bad
at writing jokes

Full Transcript

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I did not write those jokes,
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because I really am bad at writing jokes.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:14
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Season
2
Episode
15
Genres
mystery

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Movie Summary

Jack shows Ozzy and Sharon of videos of unexplained events to see if they believe in aliens and various superstitions.
S02 • E12 And I don't mean a little bit, - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:06
And I don't mean a little bit,
S02 • E06 And it's a two-parter, so I'm gonna play you the first part - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:06
And it's a two-parter, so I'm gonna play you the f...
S02 • E16 [Ozzy] If it was ball lightning, it would be a lot more round. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:09
[Ozzy] If it was ball lightning, it would be a lot more roun...
S02 • E18 Because why wouldn't it pick up the guy's footsteps? - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:38
Because why wouldn't it pick up the guy's footstep...
S02 • E01 Purely because, as Mommy said, - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:06
Purely because, as Mommy said,
S02 • E03 It's not floodlights, because you would see them coming up. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:04
It's not floodlights, because you would see them coming...
S02 • E10 Um, this was January, uh, 2012. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:05
Um, this was January, uh, 2012.
S02 • E19 - Does that look like a jetpack? - [Ozzy speaking] - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:12
- Does that look like a jetpack? - [Ozzy speaking]
S02 • E14 [Jack] This guy did not want to be identified, - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:12
[Jack] This guy did not want to be identified,
S02 • E11 Okay, Mum and Dad, do you have any burning alien questions for me? - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:06
Okay, Mum and Dad, do you have any burning alien questions f...
S02 • E01 [Jack laughs] - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:05
[Jack laughs]
S02 • E06 [Jack] So, a father and son. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:11
[Jack] So, a father and son.
S02 • E08 [Jack] But this is my point though - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:05
[Jack] But this is my point though
S02 • E15 [Jack laughing] - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:07
[Jack laughing]
S02 • E17 Nine and a 10, rising from the ashes, - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:09
Nine and a 10, rising from the ashes,
S02 • E04 Look, it's completely flat, there's even a lip that it would have to, like, get over. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:06
Look, it's completely flat, there's even a lip tha...
S02 • E12 [ominous music playing] - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:09
[ominous music playing]
S02 • E16 - See the military drones. - Mmm-hmm. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:04
- See the military drones. - Mmm-hmm.
S02 • E02 Um, and this place is-- Got a pretty dark history. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:05
Um, and this place is-- Got a pretty dark history.
S02 • E08 And also too, if, uh, so say - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:10
And also too, if, uh, so say