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The Osbournes Want to Believe

Loch Ness, Scotland.- I don't believeit's real. You'll go in the cage.The cage is in...

[Sharon] Oh, here we go. - [Jack] Loch Ness, Scotland.
- [bagpipes playing] [Sharon] Scotland. [Ozzy] I don't believe
it's real. [Jack] You'll go in the cage.
The cage is in the water. Nessy's in the water.
Our Nessy. [Sharon] Oh, where's the haggis? [Ozzy] I do not believe that was the Loch Ness Monster. [Sharon] That's Nessy. [Jack in Scottish accent]
We're Nessy's waters now, lads. Full steam ahead. Pop, we got her in our sights. Ooh, Mum, watch out. You can take my Nessy,
but you can't take my freedom

Full Transcript

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[Sharon] Oh, here we go.
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- [Jack] Loch Ness, Scotland. - [bagpipes playing]
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[Sharon] Scotland.
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[Ozzy] I don't believe it's real.
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[Jack] You'll go in the cage. The cage is in the water.
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Nessy's in the water. Our Nessy.
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[Sharon] Oh, where's the haggis?
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[Ozzy] I do not believe
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that was the Loch Ness Monster.
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[Sharon] That's Nessy.
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[Jack in Scottish accent] We're Nessy's waters now, lads.
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Full steam ahead.
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Pop, we got her in our sights.
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Ooh, Mum, watch out.
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You can take my Nessy, but you can't take my freedom.
Duration
31 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:30
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Season
2
Episode
19
Genres
mystery

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Movie Summary

Jack shows Ozzy and Sharon of videos of unexplained events to see if they believe in aliens and various superstitions.
S02 • E12 All right, gang. Get on the crazy train. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:30
All right, gang. Get on the crazy train.
S02 • E03 Hell's better than [bleep] Wales. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:30
Hell's better than [bleep] Wales.
S02 • E11 [Ozzy] I was very believable, you know. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:17
[Ozzy] I was very believable, you know.
S02 • E10 Are we done now? - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:04
Are we done now?
S02 • E13 [Ozzy] Never grandma's undies in those clothes. [crowd laughs] - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:07
[Ozzy] Never grandma's undies in those clothes. [crowd ...
S02 • E18 Okay, let's go. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:30
Okay, let's go.
S02 • E02 [Sharon] I think the cat's just pissed in here. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:29
[Sharon] I think the cat's just pissed in here.
S02 • E06 [train driver] All aboard on the crazy train! - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:06
[train driver] All aboard on the crazy train!
S02 • E05 Need to see the [bleep] plumber, I think. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:05
Need to see the [bleep] plumber, I think.
S02 • E17 All aboard the Dark Lord's crazy train! - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:05
All aboard the Dark Lord's crazy train!
S02 • E10 [Jack] Okay. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:24
[Jack] Okay.
S02 • E04 - [Sharon] Oh, hell no. - [Jack] Hell to the no. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:05
- [Sharon] Oh, hell no. - [Jack] Hell to the no.
S02 • E09 [man] All aboard the crazy train. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:11
[man] All aboard the crazy train.
S02 • E13 [Sharon] Jack, it's in [beeping] of a goblin. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:05
[Sharon] Jack, it's in [beeping] of a goblin.
S02 • E04 - All aboard the Osbourne's crazy train! - [eerie laughter] - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:10
- All aboard the Osbourne's crazy train! - [eerie laugh...
S02 • E20 [Jack] Ah, we can always count on the motherland for safety. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:04
[Jack] Ah, we can always count on the motherland for safety.
S02 • E17 [Jack] Is Jesus sending us a message via Tokyo? - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:04
[Jack] Is Jesus sending us a message via Tokyo?
S02 • E05 [all laughing] - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:16
[all laughing]
S02 • E13 [Jack] Quick, take the camera phone out. We have to film this. - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:06
[Jack] Quick, take the camera phone out. We have to film thi...
S02 • E06 [Ozzy laughs] - The Osbournes Want to Believe 00:07
[Ozzy laughs]