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"The Other Guys" quotes

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Two mismatched New York City detectives seize an opportunity to step up like the city's top cops, whom they idolize, only things don't quite go as planned.

Director: Adam McKay
Writer: Adam McKay, Chris Henchy
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $119,219,978
Released: 06 Aug 2010
Awards: 3 wins & 15 nominations

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Terry HoitzMartinAllen GambleDr. Sheila GambleFosseP.k. HighsmithCaptain Gene MauchRoger WesleyChristopher DansonDavid ErshonDouglasBob LittlefordHazmat OfficerHalMama RamosFrancineDon BeamanJimmyTherapy CopTherapistDirty MikeErshon's AssistantPress Conference ReporterNarratorD.a. RadfordArt Gallery PatronDerek JeterPamela BoardmanNyse Official
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I am a peacock You gotta let me fly - The Other Guys 00:05 I am a peacock You gotta let me fly Lions don't like water - The Other Guys 00:36 Lions don't like water And at age 11 I audited my parents - The Other Guys 00:08 And at age 11 I audited my parents Who's the man who did that to you Gator's bitches better be using jimmies - The Other Guys 00:05 Who's the man who did that to you Gator's bitches... Got a couple of tips help you guys stay out of jail - The Other Guys 00:09 Got a couple of tips help you guys stay out of jail You wanna go I wanna go - The Other Guys 00:08 You wanna go I wanna go I can't hear I can't hear - The Other Guys 00:28 I can't hear I can't hear Hey Shake your dicks This pissing contest is over - The Other Guys 00:07 Hey Shake your dicks This pissing contest is over I gave my love to Erin - The Other Guys 00:37 I gave my love to Erin You thinking what I'm thinking partner - The Other Guys 00:05 You thinking what I'm thinking partner Hey I didn't know you could dance - The Other Guys 00:14 Hey I didn't know you could dance We found your red Prius Great - The Other Guys 00:06 We found your red Prius Great What the hell is this - The Other Guys 00:10 What the hell is this Hey Terry I did it I did my first desk pop - The Other Guys 00:05 Hey Terry I did it I did my first desk pop That's right This paperwork is like Bob's wife here - The Other Guys 00:10 That's right This paperwork is like Bob's wife... From bodily fluid and hair samples - The Other Guys 00:07 From bodily fluid and hair samples Looks like Scarface sneezed on your car - The Other Guys 00:05 Looks like Scarface sneezed on your car We're gonna do good cop bad cop Okay - The Other Guys 00:35 We're gonna do good cop bad cop Okay You feel that Allen That tingling in your balls - The Other Guys 00:27 You feel that Allen That tingling in your balls Gentlemen you have a choice Mamma Mia or Jersey Boys - The Other Guys 00:07 Gentlemen you have a choice Mamma Mia or Jersey Boys You keep hiding from shit in the world - The Other Guys 00:07 You keep hiding from shit in the world Listen guys I'm working two jobs I'm working here - The Other Guys 00:15 Listen guys I'm working two jobs I'm working here LRB Little River Band - The Other Guys 00:21 LRB Little River Band You're not gonna shoot me I won't - The Other Guys 00:09 You're not gonna shoot me I won't Allen I'm pregnant - The Other Guys 00:10 Allen I'm pregnant What are you doing - The Other Guys 00:36 What are you doing There are three things I love in this world - The Other Guys 00:15 There are three things I love in this world You know what - The Other Guys 00:17 You know what I think I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food - The Other Guys 00:06 I think I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food You get back here and you make love to my wife - The Other Guys 00:05 You get back here and you make love to my wife Wait How many times did I explicitly say to you Lay off Ershon - The Other Guys 00:15 Wait How many times did I explicitly say to you Lay off... I think the best way to tell the story is by starting at the end briefly - The Other Guys 00:18 I think the best way to tell the story is by starting at the... There's a proxy vote for a big reinvestment of the pension coming up - The Other Guys 00:36 There's a proxy vote for a big reinvestment of the... At the crime scene LOL - The Other Guys 00:06 At the crime scene LOL Hello Mama Ramos What are you doing out here - The Other Guys 00:37 Hello Mama Ramos What are you doing out here Look at these two jamokes would you One shot Jeter and the other shot an office - The Other Guys 00:27 Look at these two jamokes would you One shot Jeter and the... Did you yell America when you hit the accelerator - The Other Guys 00:17 Did you yell America when you hit the accelerator What the hell are you doing - The Other Guys 00:28 What the hell are you doing Gator turns vans upside down like they're in a crazy washing machine - The Other Guys 00:06 Gator turns vans upside down like they're in a crazy... You have the right to remain silent - The Other Guys 00:11 You have the right to remain silent This is all the evidence we have and I truly hope you take this seriously - The Other Guys 00:22 This is all the evidence we have and I truly hope you take... Remember us hotshot Of course I do Please sit - The Other Guys 00:36 Remember us hotshot Of course I do Please sit Mr Beaman Mr Don Beaman - The Other Guys 00:35 Mr Beaman Mr Don Beaman Chinatown Three Triad gang members I popped two of them off the draw - The Other Guys 00:35 Chinatown Three Triad gang members I popped two of them off... How do you know who we are You left a note in that car - The Other Guys 00:18 How do you know who we are You left a note in that car Get in the car Come on Allen We both know it's wooden - The Other Guys 00:14 Get in the car Come on Allen We both know it's wooden Watch your head God your hair is soft - The Other Guys 00:06 Watch your head God your hair is soft I'm gonna break your hip - The Other Guys 00:03 I'm gonna break your hip I'm so tired of you getting angry and yelling all the time - The Other Guys 00:19 I'm so tired of you getting angry and yelling all the... They took my shoes again man What the hell is it with taking shoes - The Other Guys 00:06 They took my shoes again man What the hell is it with taking... Mr Ershon Detective Gamble and the officer who shot Derek Jeter are here - The Other Guys 00:07 Mr Ershon Detective Gamble and the officer who shot Derek... These suspects were caught with only a quarter pound of marijuana - The Other Guys 00:10 These suspects were caught with only a quarter pound of... It's a bad time Bob - The Other Guys 00:03 It's a bad time Bob My wife's making her famous deviled eggs again My waistline's furious - The Other Guys 00:07 My wife's making her famous deviled eggs again My... Wait wait wait what am I being arrested for - The Other Guys 00:04 Wait wait wait what am I being arrested for I didn't need you to stick up for me okay I could've handled that myself - The Other Guys 00:09 I didn't need you to stick up for me okay I... First off I missed you - The Other Guys 00:12 First off I missed you All right Allen you're gonna have to hand over your gun - The Other Guys 00:09 All right Allen you're gonna have to hand over your gun It's my car It's a Prius - The Other Guys 00:11 It's my car It's a Prius Fellows I'm sure you're familiar with the venerable DA Radford - The Other Guys 00:35 Fellows I'm sure you're familiar with the... What would you rather be - The Other Guys 00:20 What would you rather be Hey What are you doing here - The Other Guys 00:12 Hey What are you doing here Is this man bothering you Are you actually having sex with this creep - The Other Guys 00:11 Is this man bothering you Are you actually having sex with... You dick I'm Derek Jeter You shot me - The Other Guys 00:05 You dick I'm Derek Jeter You shot me She tells me that every day before I leave Yep I do - The Other Guys 00:04 She tells me that every day before I leave Yep I do Half empty bottle of gin Chair knocked over - The Other Guys 00:35 Half empty bottle of gin Chair knocked over That little short bitch from Jersey Shore Yeah - The Other Guys 00:05 That little short bitch from Jersey Shore Yeah Wow Mauch was upset huh - The Other Guys 00:37 Wow Mauch was upset huh Hey Douglas How's the wife She died - The Other Guys 00:03 Hey Douglas How's the wife She died Gator needs his gat you punkass bitch - The Other Guys 00:04 Gator needs his gat you punkass bitch You lose that battle - The Other Guys 00:18 You lose that battle My life is difficult I need more money - The Other Guys 00:11 My life is difficult I need more money I hope you like the taste of prison food and penis - The Other Guys 00:05 I hope you like the taste of prison food and penis Yes your hand was all shot to shit - The Other Guys 00:05 Yes your hand was all shot to shit You probably think because of the beard that I'm really hairy - The Other Guys 00:05 You probably think because of the beard that I'm really... I'm gonna climb over that anger wall of yours - The Other Guys 00:38 I'm gonna climb over that anger wall of yours These braised short ribs taste like a dog's asshole - The Other Guys 00:21 These braised short ribs taste like a dog's asshole That hurts man - The Other Guys 00:03 That hurts man I'm about to do you grandpa style - The Other Guys 00:04 I'm about to do you grandpa style It's fine it's fine Go go - The Other Guys 00:20 It's fine it's fine Go go I just wanna go somewhere and breastfeed right now - The Other Guys 00:03 I just wanna go somewhere and breastfeed right now 9 15 let's have a great day everybody Cut the shit - The Other Guys 00:06 9 15 let's have a great day everybody Cut the shit You You Move the truck - The Other Guys 00:42 You You Move the truck You have to think I'm pretty freakin' stupid to surrender to the Agency - The Other Guys 00:22 You have to think I'm pretty freakin' stupid to... I'll take the four on the left - The Other Guys 00:04 I'll take the four on the left You know Danson and Highsmith were not good cops right - The Other Guys 00:25 You know Danson and Highsmith were not good cops right I need an MRI - The Other Guys 00:03 I need an MRI Did someone call Nine One holy shit - The Other Guys 00:04 Did someone call Nine One holy shit Tell me again why I decided to get on this roof - The Other Guys 00:07 Tell me again why I decided to get on this roof
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Cast

Allen Gamble - Will Ferrell
Derek Jeter - Derek Jeter
Terry Hoitz - Mark Wahlberg
Dr. Sheila Gamble - Eva Mendes
Captain Gene Mauch - Michael Keaton
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