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No You don't have to No I don't like youI think you're a fake copThe sound of your piss hitting the urinal It sounds feminineIf we were in the wild I would attack youEven if you weren't in my food
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The Other Guys

Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope

Terry Hoitz:
No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.Allen Gamble:OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.Terry Hoitz:How you gonna do that?Allen Gamble:We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.Allen Gamble:Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope

Full Transcript

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No You don't have to No I don't like you
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I think you're a fake cop
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The sound of your piss hitting the urinal It sounds feminine
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If we were in the wild I would attack you
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Even if you weren't in my food chain I would go out of my way to attack you
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If I were a lion and you were a tuna
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I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you
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And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend
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Okay first off a lion swimming in the ocean
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Lions don't like water
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If you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source that'd make sense
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But you find yourself in the ocean 20 foot waves
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I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa
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coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends
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You lose that battle
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You lose that battle nine times out of ten And guess what
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You've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion
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We've talked to ourselves We've communicated
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Yeah And said You know what
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Lion tastes good Let's go get some more lion
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We've developed a system to establish a beachhead
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and aggressively hunt you and your family
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And we will corner your pride
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your children your offspring How you gonna do that
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We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp
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We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen
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It's not gonna be days at a time but an hour hour 45 no problem
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That will give us enough time to figure out where you live
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go back to the sea get more oxygen and then stalk you
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You just lost at your own game You're outgunned and outmanned
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Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go
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Nope
Available in 6 languages
Duration
99 seconds
Views
1,128
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:32
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
Production
Columbia Pictures,Gary Sanchez Productions,Mosaic Media Group

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Movie Summary

Two mismatched New York City detectives seize an opportunity to step up like the city's top cops, whom they idolize, only things don't quite go as planned.

Actors

Mark Wahlberg
Terry Hoitz
Will Ferrell
Allen Gamble