Do you know what your problem is? No, what's my problem? You live here. You're jaded....
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Henry Clark: Do you know what your problem is?
Mr. Mersault: No, what's my problem?
Henry Clark: You live here. You're jaded. What you need is a fresh perspective from an outsider from say Ooo-hio! Because you have forgotten just how amazing this city is. I have had more experiences in this city than many people who have lived here their whole lives. I mean, I met colorful characters. I've taken a breathtaking cab ride through Central Park. I climbed to the top of a luxury hotel. Not in the elevator, actually on the hotel. And then, I fell - in love with my wife all over again at Tavern on the Green, on the actual green itself. And - and then I had *sex* in front of the Mayor! I mean, where else can something like this happen? Only in New York!
Mr. Mersault: What did you just say?
Henry Clark: You mean the whole thing or the tag line for your new campaign, "Only In New York"? Which, incidentally, I copyrighted just before I came up here, along with the visual of the Statue of Liberty giving the high five to a family of tourists.
Bill: Oh, this guy's very good.
Henry Clark: Can I have a doughnut?
Mr. Mersault: No, what's my problem?
Henry Clark: You live here. You're jaded. What you need is a fresh perspective from an outsider from say Ooo-hio! Because you have forgotten just how amazing this city is. I have had more experiences in this city than many people who have lived here their whole lives. I mean, I met colorful characters. I've taken a breathtaking cab ride through Central Park. I climbed to the top of a luxury hotel. Not in the elevator, actually on the hotel. And then, I fell - in love with my wife all over again at Tavern on the Green, on the actual green itself. And - and then I had *sex* in front of the Mayor! I mean, where else can something like this happen? Only in New York!
Mr. Mersault: What did you just say?
Henry Clark: You mean the whole thing or the tag line for your new campaign, "Only In New York"? Which, incidentally, I copyrighted just before I came up here, along with the visual of the Statue of Liberty giving the high five to a family of tourists.
Bill: Oh, this guy's very good.
Henry Clark: Can I have a doughnut?
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Do you know what your problem is
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What did you say
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I said Do you know what your problem is
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No What's my problem
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You live here You're jaded
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What you need is a fresh perspective
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from an outsider from say Ohio
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Because you have forgotten
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just how amazing this city is
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I have had more experiences in this city
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than many people who have lived here their whole lives
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I mean I met colorful characters
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I've taken a breathtaking cab ride through Central Park
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I climbed to the top of a luxury hotel
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Not in the elevator
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actually on the hotel
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And then I fell
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in love with my wife all over again
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at Tavern on the Green
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on the actual green itself
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And then I had sex in front of the Mayor
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I mean where else can something like this happen
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Only in New York
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What did you just say
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You mean the whole thing or the tag line
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for your new campaign Only In New York
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Which incidentally I copyrighted just before I came up here
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along with the visual of the Statue of Liberty
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giving the high five to a family of tourists
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Oh this guy's very good
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Can I have a doughnut
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Movie Summary
The remake of the 1970 Neil Simon comedy follows the adventures of married couple Henry and Nancy Clark as they are vexed by misfortune while in New York City for a job interview.
