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"The Pacifier" quotes

The Pacifier poster
Having recovered from wounds received in a failed rescue operation, Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-se

Director: Adam Shankman
Writer: Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant
Production: N/A
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 30/100
ImdbRating: 5.6
BoxOffice: $113,086,868
Released: 04 Mar 2005
Awards: 1 win & 10 nominations
Tonight I'm your den mother - The Pacifier 00:15 Tonight I'm your den mother I meant push ups - The Pacifier 00:18 I meant push ups He bit me - The Pacifier 00:04 He bit me Why are your boobs so big - The Pacifier 01:01 Why are your boobs so big Okay duck whisperer step away - The Pacifier 00:06 Okay duck whisperer step away There is a man in the house It's me - The Pacifier 00:06 There is a man in the house It's me Who are these people What's wrong with this - The Pacifier 00:09 Who are these people What's wrong with this I'm on duty You're on duty - The Pacifier 00:10 I'm on duty You're on duty Good night Daddy - The Pacifier 00:04 Good night Daddy Remember You mess with the bull you get the horns - The Pacifier 00:07 Remember You mess with the bull you get the horns They want our Ghost movie - The Pacifier 00:06 They want our Ghost movie I just had my eyebrows done - The Pacifier 00:05 I just had my eyebrows done Think of it like a Bradley Assault Vehicle - The Pacifier 00:06 Think of it like a Bradley Assault Vehicle Well that's cute Groans - The Pacifier 00:04 Well that's cute Groans From this position it's relatively easy - The Pacifier 00:26 From this position it's relatively easy Rule number one - The Pacifier 00:09 Rule number one Wolfe Once upon a time there was a family - The Pacifier 00:44 Wolfe Once upon a time there was a family Lulu Holy baloney - The Pacifier 00:09 Lulu Holy baloney Hey Skeever what do you put in a jar and shake till they're dead - The Pacifier 00:08 Hey Skeever what do you put in a jar and shake till... I trusted you Howard trusted you - The Pacifier 00:14 I trusted you Howard trusted you She was never a good neighbor - The Pacifier 00:05 She was never a good neighbor We're all gonna die - The Pacifier 00:04 We're all gonna die We're gonna do it my way No highway option - The Pacifier 00:04 We're gonna do it my way No highway option What is it - The Pacifier 00:08 What is it Personal bubble invasion - The Pacifier 00:04 Personal bubble invasion I can cross my eyes Wanna see - The Pacifier 00:17 I can cross my eyes Wanna see Tell me are you licensed to kill - The Pacifier 00:11 Tell me are you licensed to kill God Red Baby - The Pacifier 00:05 God Red Baby I'm not gonna have time to remember all of your names - The Pacifier 00:31 I'm not gonna have time to remember all of your names I meant push ups - The Pacifier 00:03 I meant push ups See But he usually breaks down the door - The Pacifier 00:04 See But he usually breaks down the door That stuff doesn't hurt - The Pacifier 00:04 That stuff doesn't hurt Zoe you're going too fast - The Pacifier 00:10 Zoe you're going too fast We open in a week people The set isn't finished - The Pacifier 00:42 We open in a week people The set isn't finished And they say war is hell - The Pacifier 00:05 And they say war is hell Lulu Guys be quiet I told you he had boobs - The Pacifier 00:05 Lulu Guys be quiet I told you he had boobs Land Solid land - The Pacifier 00:05 Land Solid land Den mother you frighten me - The Pacifier 00:05 Den mother you frighten me I think you're cute - The Pacifier 00:06 I think you're cute Mrs Plummer I've dealt with - The Pacifier 00:15 Mrs Plummer I've dealt with Where's the older male There were five - The Pacifier 00:15 Where's the older male There were five When you're down and low Lower than the floor - The Pacifier 00:56 When you're down and low Lower than the floor Do you do kung fu Yes - The Pacifier 00:51 Do you do kung fu Yes I tell you what to do and you do it - The Pacifier 00:32 I tell you what to do and you do it

Cast

Shane Wolfe - Vin Diesel
Principal Claire Fletcher - Lauren Graham
Julie Plummer - Faith Ford
Zoe Plummer - Brittany Snow
Seth Plummer - Max Thieriot