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"The Paleface" quotes

The Paleface poster
Calamity Jane is dispatched to find out who's smuggling rifles to the Indians, and winds up married to a hapless correspondence-school dentist as part of her cover.

Director: Norman Z. McLeod
Writer: Edmund L. Hartmann, Frank Tashlin, Jack Rose
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, western
Year: 1948
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 17 Dec 1948
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 3 nominations total

39 video clips

Pioneer'painless' Peter PotterCalamity JaneLanceGregPeteChief Yellow FeatherHank BillingsPatient #2Gov. JohnsonCommissioner EmersonPepperJasper Martin
I got the one with the nugget in it - The Paleface 00:24 I got the one with the nugget in it Hey Wait I've been chased by women before but not while I was awake - The Paleface 00:05 Hey Wait I've been chased by women before but not while... Those are the words - The Paleface 00:10 Those are the words Aw it's nothing Brave men run in my family Hurry up - The Paleface 00:03 Aw it's nothing Brave men run in my family Hurry up What am I sayin' That's Indian country You're not afraid of Indians - The Paleface 00:10 What am I sayin' That's Indian country You're... Take care of myself Look there's a million Indians out here against one coward - The Paleface 00:07 Take care of myself Look there's a million Indians out... Hey listen The man that's after you just killed my brother - The Paleface 00:25 Hey listen The man that's after you just killed my... Do we have to go that way Now Painless I'll be with you - The Paleface 00:17 Do we have to go that way Now Painless I'll be with you I hope they're loaded I wish I was too - The Paleface 00:06 I hope they're loaded I wish I was too Painless you're just the man I've been hoping to meet - The Paleface 00:11 Painless you're just the man I've been hoping to... How Not so good - The Paleface 00:03 How Not so good Yeah but I don't like surprises Am I gonna get shot by arrows - The Paleface 00:17 Yeah but I don't like surprises Am I gonna get shot by... There's an old saying When you're huntin' a mountain lion stake out a goat - The Paleface 00:11 There's an old saying When you're huntin' a... Going west in a covered wagon That's my kind of life - The Paleface 00:12 Going west in a covered wagon That's my kind of life Safest thing in the world Would you mind paying me now Come on - The Paleface 00:06 Safest thing in the world Would you mind paying me now Come... I'll be with you in a minute You've got just the kind of mouth I'd like to work on - The Paleface 00:07 I'll be with you in a minute You've got just the... She can't take a bath with her guns on Come on - The Paleface 00:06 She can't take a bath with her guns on Come on I'll take over now Yeah you drive a while Who wants to watch the road - The Paleface 00:06 I'll take over now Yeah you drive a while Who wants to... My your blushing right down to your little tootsies aren't ya - The Paleface 00:09 My your blushing right down to your little tootsies... You promised to love honor and protect me Let's do it in the order named - The Paleface 00:08 You promised to love honor and protect me Let's do it... I'm outta here I'm goin' back east where men may not be men but they're not corpses either - The Paleface 00:07 I'm outta here I'm goin' back east where men... Hey you know it's a funny thing - The Paleface 00:12 Hey you know it's a funny thing Gimme eastern trimmin' where women are women - The Paleface 00:12 Gimme eastern trimmin' where women are women Isn't he a dandy - The Paleface 00:07 Isn't he a dandy Meet ya 'round the corner 'bout half past eight - The Paleface 00:46 Meet ya 'round the corner 'bout half past eight A hero A man apart We've been apart too long Come on honey - The Paleface 00:09 A hero A man apart We've been apart too long Come on... Boy I couldn't save a clam from a bowl of chowder - The Paleface 00:10 Boy I couldn't save a clam from a bowl of chowder Sayin' I'm sorry is like spittin' in your eye and I'm sayin' it - The Paleface 00:08 Sayin' I'm sorry is like spittin' in your eye... Reach you varmints or I'll tattoo you the hard way - The Paleface 00:05 Reach you varmints or I'll tattoo you the hard way How Yeah I'll let you know - The Paleface 00:04 How Yeah I'll let you know I'm not a mouse and I'm not a man I'm a dentist Yeah but the girl loves you - The Paleface 00:05 I'm not a mouse and I'm not a man I'm a... Oh you great big wonderful man I told you my garter would bring you good luck - The Paleface 00:08 Oh you great big wonderful man I told you my garter would... You low down stinkin' coyote You're the one I've been lookin' for - The Paleface 00:03 You low down stinkin' coyote You're the one... They started it - The Paleface 00:13 They started it Say they're rugged aren't they Made of whalebone - The Paleface 00:09 Say they're rugged aren't they Made of whalebone Get a man get a man get a man - The Paleface 00:20 Get a man get a man get a man Yep You know what you're gettin' into - The Paleface 00:25 Yep You know what you're gettin' into Wapato medicine bad - The Paleface 00:08 Wapato medicine bad What do you want - The Paleface 00:05 What do you want

Cast

'Painless' Peter Potter - Bob Hope
Calamity Jane - Jane Russell
Terris - Robert Armstrong
Pepper - Iris Adrian
Toby Preston - Bobby Watson
All Cast