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"The Palm Beach Story" quotes

The Palm Beach Story poster
An inventor needs cash to develop his big idea. His wife, who loves him, decides to raise it for him by divorcing him and marrying a millionaire.

Director: Preston Sturges
Writer: Preston Sturges
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1942
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 01 Jan 1943
Awards: 1 win.

54 video clips

Wienie KingJohn D. Hackensacker IiiGerry JeffersTom JeffersPrincess CentimilliaTotoJ. D. Hackensacker IiiMr. MckeewieSales Clerk
Come around here in the light - The Palm Beach Story 00:52 Come around here in the light That's one of the tragedies of this life - The Palm Beach Story 00:08 That's one of the tragedies of this life Would be the lovely things I want to say to him about you Your face your form - The Palm Beach Story 00:13 Would be the lovely things I want to say to him about you... Don't you know that the greatest men in the world have told lies - The Palm Beach Story 00:12 Don't you know that the greatest men in the world have... Why this alleged old man gave you How much is it - The Palm Beach Story 00:33 Why this alleged old man gave you How much is it Isn't it wonderful Sensational - The Palm Beach Story 00:42 Isn't it wonderful Sensational Do you happen to remember how much tip I gave the taxi driver - The Palm Beach Story 00:15 Do you happen to remember how much tip I gave the taxi... This is Toto Say How do you do Toto Greetings - The Palm Beach Story 00:11 This is Toto Say How do you do Toto Greetings I'd marry Captain McGlue tomorrow even with that name - The Palm Beach Story 00:15 I'd marry Captain McGlue tomorrow even with that name In the second place you don't marry somebody you just met the day before - The Palm Beach Story 00:18 In the second place you don't marry somebody you just... I would step on your face - The Palm Beach Story 00:16 I would step on your face There is a name for such reptiles - The Palm Beach Story 00:26 There is a name for such reptiles I may not even get married again I might become an adventuress - The Palm Beach Story 00:22 I may not even get married again I might become an... I may not be here tomorrow - The Palm Beach Story 00:12 I may not be here tomorrow You have no idea what a long legged gal can do without doing anything - The Palm Beach Story 00:15 You have no idea what a long legged gal can do without doing... What Captain we should have met sooner - The Palm Beach Story 00:05 What Captain we should have met sooner Hello Maude Hello Snoodles - The Palm Beach Story 00:09 Hello Maude Hello Snoodles You will care for me though - The Palm Beach Story 00:14 You will care for me though Why don't you go away someplace - The Palm Beach Story 00:23 Why don't you go away someplace What's knittin' kittens Gerry's going back to her husband - The Palm Beach Story 00:09 What's knittin' kittens Gerry's going back to... What's going on here - The Palm Beach Story 00:04 What's going on here There is no McGlue Well thank heavens for something - The Palm Beach Story 00:06 There is no McGlue Well thank heavens for something Is that the Prince - The Palm Beach Story 00:14 Is that the Prince Are you still talking about that airport - The Palm Beach Story 00:21 Are you still talking about that airport Tipping is un American - The Palm Beach Story 00:08 Tipping is un American You never think of anything but topic A do you - The Palm Beach Story 00:08 You never think of anything but topic A do you Chivalry is not only dead it's decomposed - The Palm Beach Story 00:14 Chivalry is not only dead it's decomposed You know Maude somebody meeting you for the first time - The Palm Beach Story 00:12 You know Maude somebody meeting you for the first time It'll be funny sleeping with a sitting room between us - The Palm Beach Story 00:09 It'll be funny sleeping with a sitting room between us Where'd you get that suit - The Palm Beach Story 00:25 Where'd you get that suit You're not being rude dear you're just being yourself - The Palm Beach Story 00:05 You're not being rude dear you're just being... Then why is your breath coming faster - The Palm Beach Story 00:08 Then why is your breath coming faster That's my wife you dumb cluck - The Palm Beach Story 00:10 That's my wife you dumb cluck Staterooms are un American - The Palm Beach Story 00:14 Staterooms are un American Oh I'm not my grandfather of course He's dead anyway I'm John D The Third - The Palm Beach Story 00:10 Oh I'm not my grandfather of course He's dead... You see you're married to me That's like saying you're blind to me - The Palm Beach Story 00:17 You see you're married to me That's like saying... Well you might practically say she was alone - The Palm Beach Story 00:11 Well you might practically say she was alone No no I don't want to listen to anything that begins with Look darling - The Palm Beach Story 00:12 No no I don't want to listen to anything that begins... Anyway men don't get smarter as they grow older - The Palm Beach Story 00:14 Anyway men don't get smarter as they grow older I don't begin and end with a smelter you know - The Palm Beach Story 00:10 I don't begin and end with a smelter you know What Captain we should have met sooner - The Palm Beach Story 00:05 What Captain we should have met sooner That would be a big joke Of course I'm crazy I'll marry anyone - The Palm Beach Story 00:13 That would be a big joke Of course I'm crazy I'll... Where did you meet this Wienie King - The Palm Beach Story 00:17 Where did you meet this Wienie King You're not a burglar or something - The Palm Beach Story 00:09 You're not a burglar or something And thank you for your chivalry - The Palm Beach Story 00:05 And thank you for your chivalry Look at that very handsome man I wonder who he is - The Palm Beach Story 00:10 Look at that very handsome man I wonder who he is Yes Well I guess I'm stuck with it now - The Palm Beach Story 00:09 Yes Well I guess I'm stuck with it now He's my husband - The Palm Beach Story 00:09 He's my husband Oh Captain and thou - The Palm Beach Story 00:05 Oh Captain and thou She said that he said he was gonna take her down there on his boat - The Palm Beach Story 00:16 She said that he said he was gonna take her down there on... Do I look like a suitcase stealer to you - The Palm Beach Story 00:12 Do I look like a suitcase stealer to you Do you like this one - The Palm Beach Story 00:37 Do you like this one What's that you've got on your wrist - The Palm Beach Story 00:15 What's that you've got on your wrist I'm just a milestone around your neck Millstone - The Palm Beach Story 00:05 I'm just a milestone around your neck Millstone

Cast

Gerry Jeffers - Claudette Colbert
Tom Jeffers - Joel McCrea
The Princess Centimillia - Mary Astor
J.D. Hackensacker III - Rudy Vallee
Toto - Sig Arno
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