Don't look at me. I don't know a thing.

Nick Parker:

Hal, come here. We have to talk. Annie as Hallie:
Okay, shoot. Nick Parker:
Okay, honey... I want to know what you *think* about making Meredith part of the family? Annie as Hallie:
Part of *our* family? Nick Parker:
Yeah. Annie as Hallie:
I think - it's an awesome idea. Inspired. Brilliant really. Nick Parker:
You do? Really? You do? Annie as Hallie:
Totally, it's like a dream come true. I've always wanted a big sister. Nick Parker:
Oh... um... Honey, I'm think you're kind of missing the point. Annie as Hallie:
No, I'm not. You're going to adopt Meredith. That is so sweet, Dad. Nick Parker:
No, I'm not going to adopt her. I'm going to marry her. Annie as Hallie:
[leaps from her seat]
Marry her? That's insane! How can you marry a woman young enough to be my big sister? [she begins to rant, accidentally yelling in French] Annie as Hallie:
Mais tu plaisantes, j'espère. Meredith, ce n'est pas une fille pour toi. Mais c'est pas possible, je rêve. Qu'est-ce qui... Nick Parker:
Hal, Hal, Hal. Calm down, Hal! [realizes] Nick Parker:
Were you speaking French? Annie as Hallie:
I... I learned it at camp. [takes a breath] Annie as Hallie:
Ok, I'm sorry. Let's discuss this calmly. Calmly and rationally. Nick Parker:
Yeah, and in English if you don't mind, right? Annie as Hallie:
Okay. Nick Parker:
Sweetheart what has gotten into you? Annie as Hallie:
Nothing, nothing, just... just... Dad, you can't get married; it'll totally ruin completely everything! [she runs from the house] Nick Parker:
Hal! Hal! Hallie! [he looks to Chessy, who appears at a window] Chessy, the Parker's Maid:
Don't look at me. I don't know a thing. [she closes the windows]