"The Partridge Family" quotes

00:21 It's not fair I yelled dibbies on the bed 00:24 I mean don't you think one genius in the family is... 00:11 Danny come here 00:05 Every daughter wants her mother to marry a doctor 00:10 Tracy it's your turn to say grace 00:09 Well I've been a kid and I've been an adult 00:07 I need help 00:08 I guess every family has to have a black sheep 00:07 It's not normal for kids to be quiet I might end up... 00:10 That is the meanest rottenest dirtiest trick 00:38 Honey I'm curious about something 00:08 You know there's one good thing about being paranoid 00:08 You can't blame me I'm just a kid 00:15 Danny 00:07 Keith don't you ever knock before coming into a... 01:05 Kids your age tend to fall in love very easily 00:10 You know I wish you'd read the life story of evel... 00:08 Danny if you're ever thinking 00:06 Yeah free speech is great until it's someone else... 00:45 Let's play a game Mr Kincaid 00:08 You know we think a lot alike 00:06 Here's my compass It doesn't work though 00:09 If six ducks are on a pond 00:17 Look you Don't want to be a mother 00:08 But there is a good side to it Oh 00:06 You'll understand when you're my age 00:08 Tracy 00:40 Well 00:08 Why couldn't i take a nice safe job 00:05 Now i know why you have red hair 00:15 When will Keith be able to pay us the money he owes us 00:16 All you guys think we're interested in 00:16 Keith well what do 11 year old kids do on a date 00:07 Do you know it takes a warped mind to think of women as a... 00:09 You can read about it when I write my memoirs 00:18 What ever gave you the idea you could operate 00:08 Look I just want to play music 00:07 Now it's an opportunity 00:08 Well when you're well known it's an opportunity to... 00:07 Are you saying my friends are ding a lings 00:10 Well kids how do you like performing in an amusement park 00:04 All's fair in love and war 00:05 Sorry pal But all's fair in love and Parcheesi 00:07 Sighing If man were supposed to sing in high places 00:11 Oh I think it's wonderful 00:06 Shirley trust me 00:05 I have got the greatest news 00:08 You know we think a lot alike 00:06 Good day Good day 00:06 You know Shirley I was thinking 00:06 That's our Keith Talented handsome and wishy washy 00:05 So as an attorney what do you think of Perry Mason 00:26 Let me explain something to you 00:07 Yeah and if men like you had their own country Hugh Hefner... 00:08 The army hasn't admitted making a mistake since 1952 00:12 I'm not gonna fight you goose 00:09 Ah you know 00:19 I'm beginning to realize that responsibilities are 00:23 Honey I appreciate you volunteering 00:10 Keith we can't gamble with our family 00:11 But I think this whole thing taught me a lesson 00:22 I just can't believe it 00:05 Quote a dry client equals a broke manager 00:11 Maybe if Keith went with you Me 00:08 What are you talking about You have my word as a gentleman 00:14 Danny there's more to life than taking bows 00:05 I've spied on him on lots of dates Don't bother 01:13 Now now you be sure 00:05 It all started when i lost my pickle 00:11 You have five children 00:09 Hey kid wanna be among friends 00:10 I don't know 00:07 I uh I don't suppose you guys are from the auto club 00:09 Where is he 00:04 They'd leave me for Mick Jagger 00:06 Who could live without a car or a girlfriend 00:05 Now that i understand i wish i didn't understand 00:07 In this day and age anything can happen 00:04 Look at these prices 00:04 Look at these people 00:04 Look at these people