Do you ever think about getting married? There's nothing more certain to ruin a beautiful...

Althea: [after having sex with other women in the Jacuzzi] Do you ever think about getting married? Larry Flynt: There's nothing more certain to ruin a beautiful relationship than marriage, as soon as you get that ring around the finger suddenly you have an "ownership situation", prior to that its friendly you're "kind" to each other as much as I love you I want a variety of different pussy. Althea: What did we just do? Larry Flynt: That's what I'm talking about. Althea: Do you think I'm talking about monogamy? Larry Flynt: You're not talking about monogamy? Althea: Of course not how could you misunderstand me? I don't want to get married and stop living the way we live I think the way we live is great, nothing would change. Larry Flynt: Why now? Althea: Because I only want to be with you you're the only man I want to be with I want this ring on my finger tell me you love me above all other women. Larry Flynt: You want a ceremony? Althea: I want to go to a church, you are my life. Larry Flynt: You are my life too right here right now, I can't speak for twenty years down the line. Althea: I can, just forget about it. Larry Flynt: [genuinely proposing] Listen to what I'm saying, will you marry me? Althea: [assuming he was joking] That's not funny. Larry Flynt: I'm not joking will you do me the honor of being Mrs. Larry Flynt?

Larry. Yeah? Do you ever think about getting married? Oh, God. You know, there's nothing more certain to ruin a beautiful relationship than marriage. As soon as you get that ring around the finger, okay, suddenly you have an ownership situation. Prior to that, it's friendly. You're kind to each other. And I'll tell you something. As much as I love you, I want a variety of different... Vagina, pussy. I'm... What did we just do? That's what I'm talking about. What am I? So do you think I'm talking about monogamy? You think I'm talking... You're not talking about monogamy? No, of course not. Larry, how could you misunderstand me? I was wondering, because I thought... I don't wanna get married and stop the way we live. The way that we live is great. Nothing would change. My God. Why? Why now? Because I only wanna be with you. You're the only man I wanna be with. I want this ring on my finger to tell me that you love me above all other women. You want a ceremony? I wanna go to a church. We'll pay the... I want a preacher. Pay the preacher on the way in, and we'll get a cash-ectomy from the lawyer on the way out. You are my life. You're my life. I'm here, You're my life too. For the rest of my life. Right now, my life. I can't speak for 20 years down the line. I can. You can? Yeah. Let me say something, all right? Oh, man. No, no, no. Just forget I brought it up. Larry, just forget I brought it up. Listen to what I'm saying, okay? Listen to what I'm saying. Would you marry me? It's not funny, a joke like that. I'm not joking. Would you marry me? Would you do me the honor of becoming Mrs. Larry Flynt? You're not fucking with me? You mean it? No, I'm just kidding. You are? No, I'm serious. I'm serious. Don't. Whoa! She's got a dick. - She taped this on. Taped this on. This is not real. Who would want to see that anyway? I do. I think it's genius. It don't matter. It's like when people slow down at a car crash to peek. We're breaking taboos. How about The Wizard of Oz? What do you mean? Okay, like, Dorothy is laying there, in Kansas, and there's the Tin Man and the Scarecrow and, um... Who's the other one? The Lion. The Lion. And they're all gang-banging her. And there's Toto, maybe, even. Althea, I think there's, you know, some things are sacred. Shut up. Althea, that is the best damn idea I ever heard. - Yeah. - It can work. Where can I find Larry Flynt? - Work it out. What is it?