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Damn Brooks you did all that just to raise money for YaleI'd have sold a non vital organ if I'd known it meant that much to youThere's a reason God gave us two kidneysThat spare kidney is just a rainy

The Perfect Date

That spare kidney is just a rainy-day cash cow, sitting there

The Perfect Date • 2019

Charlie Rattigan:
Damn, Brooks, you did all that just to raise money for Yale?Charlie Rattigan:I'd have sold a non-vital organ, if I'd known it meant that much to you.Charlie Rattigan:There's a reason God gave us two kidneys.Charlie Rattigan:That spare kidney is just a rainy-day cash cow, sitting there

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Damn Brooks you did all that just to raise money for Yale

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I'd have sold a non vital organ if I'd known it meant that much to you

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There's a reason God gave us two kidneys

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That spare kidney is just a rainy day cash cow sitting there

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تبا يا بروكس أنت فعلت كل ذلك لكي تجني مالا لأجل ييل

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كنت لأبيع عضوا غير مهما من جسدي لو كنت أعلم أن هذا مهم جدا بالنسبة إليك

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الرب أنعم علينا بكليتين لسبب وجيه

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تلك الكلية الإضافية مجرد مصدر مال وفير ليوم شدة تقبع في الانتظار

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布魯克斯你做了這些就為了籌措耶魯的學費

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要是我知道你這麼在乎我就去賣個不重要的器官了

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上帝給我們兩顆腎臟是有原因的

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多的那顆就是急用時的搖錢樹隨時可以取得

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A to všechno jsi udělal kvůli penězům na Yale

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Prodal bych orgán kdybych věděl že ti na tom tak záleží

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Proto nám Bůh dal dvě ledviny

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Ta záložní je jen šek co čeká na proplacení

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For helvede Brooks gjorde du det for at få penge til Yale

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Jeg havde solgt nogle organer hvis jeg vidste at det betød så meget

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Det er grunden til at Gud gav os to nyrer

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Den ekstra nyre er en opsparing til dårlige tider

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Dat heb je allemaal gedaan om geld op te halen voor Yale

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Als ik dat had geweten had ik wel een overbodig orgaan verkocht

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God heeft ons niet zomaar twee nieren gegeven

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Die tweede nier is 'n goudmijn waar niks mee wordt gedaan

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Hitsi Brooks teit sen kaiken vain saadaksesi rahaa Yaleen

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Olisin myynyt elimen jos olisin tiennyt sen merkitsevän noin paljon

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Jumala antoi meille syystä kaksi munuaista

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Varamunuainen on sadepäivän lypsylehmä

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Purée Brooks T'as fait tout ça pour gagner de l'argent pour Yale

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J'aurais vendu un de mes organes si j'avais su que c'était si important

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Dieu nous a donné deux reins pour une raison

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Le deuxième c'est comme un compte qui dort à la banque

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Du hast das alles nur gemacht um Geld für Yale zu sparen

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Ich hätte ein Organ verkauft hätte ich gewusst dass es so wichtig ist

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Es gibt einen Grund warum wir zwei Nieren haben

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Die Ersatz Niere ist bloß ein wartender Goldesel

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Να πάρει Το έκανες για να βρεις λεφτά για το Γέιλ

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Θα πουλούσα ένα μη ζωτικό όργανο αν ήξερα ότι το θες τόσο

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Ο Θεός μάς έδωσε δύο νεφρά

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Το δεύτερο νεφρό είναι ένα χρυσορυχείο για ώρα ανάγκης

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לעזאזל ברוקס עשית את כל זה בשביל לגייס כסף לייל

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הייתי מוכר איבר לא חיוני אם הייתי יודע עד כמה זה חשוב לך

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יש סיבה בגללה אלוהים נתן לנו שתי כליות

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הכלייה הנוספת היא שם למקרה חירום כלכלי

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उफ ब र क स त मन यह सब क वल य ल ज न क ल ए प स ज ट न क ल ए क य

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म अपन क ई अ ग ब च द त अगर म झ पत ह त त म ह इतन च ह ह

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भगव न न हम द क डन द ह इसक क रण ह

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द सर क डन जर रत पर क म आन क ल ए ह

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Sial Brooks kau lakukan semuanya hanya demi menggalang dana untuk Yale

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Aku akan menjual organ tak penting jika aku tahu itu sangat berarti bagimu

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Ada alasan Tuhan memberi kita dua ginjal

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ginjal cadangan itu untuk dijual saat dibutuhkan

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Maledizione Brooks hai fatto tutto questo per i soldi per Yale

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Avrei venduto un organo non vitale se avessi saputo che ci tenevi così

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Ecco perché Dio ci ha dato due reni

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così il rene in più è una gallina dalle uova d'oro proprio qui

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맙소사 브룩스 예일대 학비 벌려고 이런 거야

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그렇게 절실한 줄 알았으면 아빠가 안 쓰는 장기 하나 팔았지

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신이 우리에게 콩팥을 2개 주신 건

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남는 1개는 어려울 때 팔아 쓰라는 뜻이야

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Cholera Brooks Robiłeś to dla pieniędzy na Yale

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Sprzedałbym mniej ważny organ gdybym wiedział ile to dla ciebie znaczy

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Bóg dał nam dwie nerki nie bez powodu

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Ta dodatkowa siedzi sobie i czeka na czarną godzinę

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Caramba Brooks Tudo isso pra juntar dinheiro pra Yale

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Eu teria vendido um órgão não vital se soubesse o quanto significa pra você

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Deus nos deu dois rins por um motivo

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o segundo rim está ali apenas como uma renda para tempos difíceis

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La naiba Brooks Ai făcut asta să strângi bani pentru Yale

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Mi aș fi vândut un organ non vital dacă știam că înseamnă atât

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Dumnezeu ne a dat doi rinichi cu un motiv

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cel de rezervă e o vacă de muls la nevoie

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Черт Брукс Всё это ради того чтобы поехать в Йель

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Знал бы я как много это значит для тебя я бы продал ненужный орган

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Для этого Бог и дал нам две почки

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чтобы вторую можно было бы приберечь на черный день

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Maldición Brooks hiciste todo eso para recaudar dinero para Yale

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Habría vendido un órgano no vital

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de haber sabido que significaba tanto para ti

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Por algo Dios nos dio dos riñones

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El riñón sobrante es una vaca lechera para un día lluvioso

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För tusan Brooks Gjorde du allt det för att få pengar till Yale

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Jag hade sålt ett icke vitalt organ om jag förstod hur viktigt det var

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Gud gav oss två njurar av en anledning

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Den andra njuren är en kassako för dåliga tider som bara väntar

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ให ตายส บร คส ล กทำงานน เพ อหาเง นเข าเยลเหรอ

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พ อขายอว ยวะท ไม สำค ญได ถ าพ อร ว าม นม ความหมายก บล กขนาดน น

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ม เหต ผลท พระเจ ามอบไตให เราสองข าง

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ไตอ กข างม ไว ทำเง นในว นท ลำบาก ม นอย เฉยๆ

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Kahretsin Brooks Bunları Yale'ın parasını çıkarmak için mi yaptın

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Senin için bu kadar önemli olduğunu bilsem hayati olmayan bir organımı satardım

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Tanrı'nın bize iki böbrek vermesinin bir sebebi var

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İkincisi sadece kötü günler için orada duruyor

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Trời ạ Brooks con làm mấy thứ đó chỉ để kiếm tiền vào Yale đó à

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Bố đã bán một nội tạng không cần thiết lắm nếu bố biết việc đó ý nghĩa với con vậy

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Chúa cho ta hai quả thận là có lý do

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cái quả thận thừa thãi cứ yên vị trong người đó chỉ là món hời cho lúc khó khăn

Available in 26 languages

Duration

17 seconds

Views

273

Timestamp in Movie

01:10:49

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Awesomeness Films

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Movie Summary

To save up for college, Brooks Rattigan creates an app where anyone can pay him to play the perfect stand-in boyfriend for any occasion.

Actors

Charlie Rattigan