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Dude, Saturday night was insane

The Perfect Date

Dude, Saturday night was insane. I just can'ttell if it was in a good or bad way. You...

The Perfect Date • 2019

Dude, Saturday night was insane. I just can'ttell if it was in a good or bad way. You think high school parties are crazy,they have got nothing on office parties. I saw a drunk guy snort a lineof printer toner. Thanks again for letting me off the hook. Wow, what a great image of our friendship. I'm a fisherman, reeling you in against your willto your death. That's not how I meant it.How was your night? I was alone, so I got paired withthis group of drunk Germans. They didn't speak a word of English, so I wasn't included in any of the puzzlesolving, and to top if all off, a zombie,it got me in like the first ten minutes. -The zombie actually bit you?-No. One of the Germans did

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Dude

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Saturday night was insane I just can't tell if it was in a good or bad way

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You think high school parties are crazy they have got nothing on office parties

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I saw a drunk guy snort a line of printer toner

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Thanks again for letting me off the hook

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Wow what a great image of our friendship

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I'm a fisherman

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reeling you in against your will to your death

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That's not how I meant it How was your night

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I was alone so I got paired with this group of drunk Germans

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They didn't speak a word of English

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so I wasn't included in any of the puzzle solving and to top if all off

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a zombie it got me in like the first ten minutes

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The zombie actually bit you No

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One of the Germans did

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يا صاح

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ليلة السبت كانت مذهلة لكنني لا أستطيع أن أجزم إن كانت ذلك بشكل جيد أم سيئ

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قد تتصور أن حفلات المدرسة الثانوية جامحة لكنها لا تقارن أبدا بحفلات المكاتب

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رأيت رجلا ثملا يتنشق خطا من حبر الطابعات

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شكرا مجددا لأنك أعفيتني من الخروج برفقتك

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يا للروعة يا لها من صورة رائعة لصداقتنا

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أنا صياد أسماك

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أسحبك بسنارتي قسرا ضد إرادتك إلى مهلكك

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هذا ليس ما عنيته كيف كانت ليلتك

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كنت بمفردي لذا رافقت مجموعة من الألمان الثمالى

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لم يقولوا كلمة إنجليزية واحدة

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لذا لم ي شركوني قط في حل الألغاز وعلاوة على كل ذلك

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نال مني أحد الـ زومبي خلال الـ10 دقائق الأولى

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الـ زومبي عض ك فعليا لا

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بل عض ني أحد الألمان

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兄弟

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星期六晚上超瘋狂的但我不知道是好還是不好

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你以為高中生的派對已經很誇張但跟辦公室派對根本不能比

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我看到一個醉漢在吸一排印表機碳粉

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謝謝你放生我讓我自由

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天啊你這樣形容我們的友誼真好

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我是漁夫

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你還違背自己的意願接受死亡

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這不是我的意思你晚上過得如何

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我只有一個人所以我被分到一群德國醉漢的小組

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他們一句英文都不會說

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所以我不能參與解謎更棒的是

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不到十分鐘我就被一個殭屍咬到了

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殭屍真的咬了你不是

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是一個德國人咬的

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Kámo sobota byla šílená Jen nevím v jakým slova smyslu

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Středoškolský večírky jsou síla ale kancelářskejm se nevyrovnaj

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Viděl jsem chlapa šňupnout lajnu toneru

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Dík ještě jednou žes mě pustil

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Tohle skvěle vystihuje naše přátelství

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Jsem rybář a táhnu tě proti tvý vůli do záhuby

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Tak jsem to nemyslel Co tvůj večer

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Byl jsem sám takže mě přidali ke skupince opilejch Němců

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Vůbec neuměli anglicky takže jsem nedělal žádný hádanky

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Navíc mě po deseti minutách dostala zombie

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Kousla tě zombie Ne

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Kousl mě jeden Němec

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Mester

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lørdag aften var vild Jeg ved bare ikke om det var på en god måde

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Hvis du tror skolefester er vilde så skal du prøve kontorfester

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Jeg så en fyr sniffe en bane printerblæk

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Tak fordi du lod mig gøre det

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Det er et smukt billede på vores venskab

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Jeg er fisker der haler dig i døden imod din vilje

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Det var ikke sådan ment Hvordan var din aften

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Jeg var alene så jeg blev sat sammen med en gruppe fulde tyskere

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De talte ikke engelsk

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så jeg var ikke med til at løse gåderne og oveni det

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blev jeg taget af en zombie indenfor 10 minutter

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Bed zombien dig Nej

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Det var en af tyskerne

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Man

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Zaterdagavond was bizar Ik weet maar niet of het goed of slecht was

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Als jij denkt dat schoolfeesten bizar zijn moet je eens naar een kantoorfeest

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Ik zag een dronken gozer printerinkt snuiven

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Bedankt dat ik niet mee hoefde

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Wat een geweldige visie op onze vriendschap

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Ik ben een visser

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en je ging tegen je zin in naar je dood

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Zo bedoelde ik het niet Hoe was jouw avond

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Ik was alleen dus ik moest met een groep dronken Duitsers

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Ze spraken geen woord Engels

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dus ik was niet betrokken bij het oplossen van de puzzel

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en een zombie kreeg me binnen 10 minuten te pakken

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Je bent gebeten door 'n zombie Nee

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Één van de Duitsers beet me

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Hei

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lauantai oli villi ilta En vain tiedä oliko se hyvä vai paha

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Jos luokion bileet ovat hulluja ne eivät vedä vertoja toimistobileille

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Näin kun känninen mies veti viivan monistimen mustetta

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Kiitos kun päästit minut menemään

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Vau miten mahtava kuva ystävyydestämme

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Olen kalastaja

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uit vasten tahtoasi kuolemaasi

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En tarkoittanut sitä niin Miten iltasi sujui

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Olin yksin joten minut ryhmitettiin juoppojen saksalaisten kanssa

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He eivät puhuneet englantia

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joten en saanut selvittää pulmia ja kaiken lisäksi

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zombi nappasi minut ekassa kymmenessä minuutissa

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Zombi oikeasti puri sinua Ei

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Yksi niistä saksalaisista

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Mec

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c'était fou cette fête Je sais pas si c'était bien ou non

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On pense que nos fêtes sont pétées Attends de voir les fêtes de bureau

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J'ai vu un mec bourré sniffer une ligne d'encre pour imprimante

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Merci de m'avoir libéré

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Quelle belle métaphore pour notre amitié

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Je suis ton geôlier

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je te détiens contre ton gré

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C'est pas ce que je voulais dire Et ta soirée à toi

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J'étais seul on m'a mis avec un groupe d'Allemands

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qui ne parlent pas notre langue

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du coup j'étais tout le temps exclu j'ai rien résolu

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et pour couronner le tout un zombie m'a eu au tout début

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Tu t'es fait mordre par un zombie Non

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Par un Allemand

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Hey

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Samstag Abend war verrückt Ich weiß nicht ob gut oder schlecht

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Du denkst Schulpartys seien verrückt Das ist nichts gegen Büropartys

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Ich sah einen Betrunkenen Drucker Toner schnupfen

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Danke dass du mich freiließest

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Was für ein tolles Bild unserer Freundschaft

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Ich bin ein Fischer

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Du bist unfreiwillig in den Tod gelaufen

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So meinte ich das nicht Was hast du gemacht

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Ich war allein und kam in eine Gruppe mit betrunkenen Deutschen

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Sie sprachen kein Englisch

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also habe ich die Puzzle gelöst und noch dazu

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packte mich ein Zombie nach den ersten zehn Minuten

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Er hat dich gebissen Nein

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Einer der Deutschen

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Φίλε

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Το σαββατόβραδο ήταν τρελό Δεν ξέρω με ποια έννοια

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Θεωρούσες έξαλλα τα πάρτι του λυκείου μα πού να δεις τα εργασιακά

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Είδα έναν πιωμένο να σνιφάρει μια γραμμή τόνερ

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Σ' ευχαριστώ που με άφησες να πάω

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Ωραία εικόνα της φιλίας μας

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Είμαι ένας ψαράς

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που σε προσελκύω στον θάνατό σου

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Δεν το εννοούσα έτσι Εσύ πώς πέρασες

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Ήμουν μόνος οπότε έκανα παρέα με κάτι μεθυσμένους Γερμανούς

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Δεν μιλούσαν λέξη αγγλικά

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Δεν με συμπεριέλαβαν σε γρίφο Και το χειρότερο

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ένα ζόμπι με πέτυχε στα δέκα πρώτα λεπτά

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Σε δάγκωσε το ζόμπι Όχι

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Ένας Γερμανός

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גבר

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שבת בערב היה מטורף אני פשוט לא יודע אם זה היה טוב או רע

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אתה חושב שמסיבות תיכון הן דבר מטורף זה כלום לעומת מסיבות במשרד

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ראיתי בחור שיכור מסניף שורה של דיו מדפסת

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תודה שוב ששחררת אותי

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איזה דימוי נהדר של החברות שלנו

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אני דייג שדג אותך למותך בניגוד לרצונך

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לא לזה התכוונתי איך היה הלילה שלך

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הייתי לבד אז ציוותו אותי לקבוצה של גרמנים שיכורים

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הם לא דיברו מילה באנגלית

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אז לא שיתפו אותי בפתרון החידות והכי גרוע

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זומבי תפס אותי בעשר הדקות הראשונות

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הזומבי נשך אותך לא

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אחד מהגרמנים נשך אותי

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भ ई

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शन व र र त प गलपन थ म बस बत नह सकत क अच छ व ल थ य ब र व ल

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आपक लगत ह ह ई स क ल क प र ट य प गलपन ह इनक क र य लय क प र ट य स क ई मतलब नह ह

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म द ख एक आदम नश म प र टर ट नर क एक लक र स घ गय

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म झ ब धन स म क त करन क ल ए फ र स धन यव द

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व ह हम र द स त क क तन श नद र तस व र ह

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म एक मछ आर ह

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व कई त म श क र ह न क अपन इच छ क व र द ध गए

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म र यह मतलब नह थ त म ह र र त क स रह

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म अक ल थ त म नश ड जर मन ल ग क सम ह म श म ल ह गय

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व अ ग र ज क एक शब द तक नह ब ल प त थ

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त क स पह ल स लझ न क म म नह थ और सबस बड ब त

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एक भ त ज म झ पहल ह दस म नट म म ल गय

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भ त न व कई त म ह क ट भ नह

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जर मन ल ग म स एक न क य

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Hé haver

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A szombat este állati volt A kérdés hogy jó értelemben e

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Ha szerinted a sulis bulik vadak nem voltál még céges bulin

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Egy részeg fickó nyomtatóba való port szipuzott

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Mégegyszer kösz hogy leléphettem

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Hű milyen idilli kép a barátságunkról

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Mintha az eredeti terv

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emberkínzás lett volna

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Nem így értettem Neked hogy telt

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Egyedül voltam úgyhogy csatlakoztam néhány részeg némethez

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Egy szót sem tudtak angolul

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így be se vontak a feladatokba és ami a legrosszabb

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hogy kábé az első tíz percben elkapott egy zombi

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Komolyan megharapott Nem

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Az egyik német volt

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Bung

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Sabtu malam itu gila Aku tak tahu apakah itu baik atau buruk

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Kau pikir pesta SMA gila itu kalah dibanding pesta kantor

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Aku melihat pria mabuk menghirup tinta printer

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Terima kasih telah membiarkan aku lepas dari kail

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Wow gambaran hebat persahabatan kita Aku seperti nelayan

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sungguh kau menentang keinginanmu untuk mati di kail

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Bukan begitu maksudku Bagaimana malammu

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Aku sendirian jadi aku berteman dengan sekelompok orang Jerman yang mabuk

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Mereka tak bicara bahasa Inggris

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jadi aku tak ikut pemecahan teka teki dan sebagai pemuncak

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zombi menangkapku dalam sepuluh menit pertama

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Zombi itu menggigitmu Tidak

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Salah satu orang Jerman itu pelakunya

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Amico

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sabato è stato pazzesco Non so dire se in positivo o in negativo

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Pensi che le feste del liceo siano folli ma non hai mai visto una festa d'ufficio

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Ho visto un tizio ubriaco tirare una riga di toner per la stampante

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Grazie per avermi sganciato

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Wow che bella immagine della nostra amicizia

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Sono un pescatore

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sei andato verso la morte di tua volontà

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Non intendevo questo A te com'è andata

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Ero solo e mi hanno messo con questo gruppo di tedeschi ubriachi

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Non parlavano una parola di inglese

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quindi ero escluso dal risolvere gli enigmi e oltretuttto

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uno zombie mi ha morsicato nei primi dieci minuti

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Ti ha morsicato uno zombie No

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È stato uno dei tedeschi

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なあ

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土曜の夜はヤバかった良くも悪くもな

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高校のパーティーなんて会社のと比べ物にならない

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プリンターの上でコカインを吸ってる人が

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行かせてくれてありがとう

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都合のいい理想の友達関係だ

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俺はヒマだからな

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危険な事に首を突っ込むなよ

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そんな事言うな脱出ゲームどうだった

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酔っ払いのドイツ人たちと組まされた

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英語を喋らないから謎解きに参加できず

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最初の10分でゾンビに捕まった

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ゾンビに噛まれたのか

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いや

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ドイツ人にやられた

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친구야

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토요일 밤은 미쳤었다 좋았나 나빴나 분간이 안 돼

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고교 파티가 미쳤다고 아는데 사무실 파티에 댈 게 아냐

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술 취한 남자가 프린터 토너 줄을 흡입하더라니까

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그날 풀어줘서 고마웠다

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와 우리 우정이 이런 이미지였구나

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난 낚시꾼이고

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넌 싫은데 억지로 코 꿴 거였어

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그런 뜻 아니었어 넌 그날 밤에 어땠어

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혼자라 술 취한 독일인들과 한 팀으로 들어갔는데

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영어를 한마디도 못하더라

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그래서 난 퍼즐 푸는데 끼지도 못했어 게다가

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10분 만에 좀비한테 잡혔어

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좀비가 진짜 물었어 아니

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독일인 중 1명이

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Stary

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sobota wieczorem była super tylko nie wiem czy to dobrze czy źle

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Myślisz że licealiści mają ostre imprezy Nie dorównują imprezom biurowym

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Widziałem jak pijany gość wciągał kreskę tonera do drukarki

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Dzięki że mnie puściłeś z haka

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Jaka piękna metafora naszej przyjaźni

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Jestem rybakiem

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który wbrew twojej woli wyciąga cię na śmierć

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Nie to miałem na myśli A jak twój wieczór

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Poszedłem sam więc przyłączyli mnie do grupy pijanych Niemców

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Nie znali angielskiego

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więc nie włączyli mnie do niczego i na dodatek

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zombie dorwało mnie w pierwszych dziesięciu minutach

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Zombie ugryzło cię naprawdę Nie

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Jeden z Niemców

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Cara a noite de sábado foi insana

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Só não sei se foi boa ou ruim

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As festas do ensino médio são malucas mas não se comparam às de escritório

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Eu vi um cara bêbado cheirando pó de toner

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Obrigado novamente por me liberar

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Nossa que ótima imagem da nossa amizade

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Eu sou o patrão

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você foi trabalhar contra sua vontade

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Não foi o que eu quis dizer Como foi sua noite

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Eu estava sozinho então me juntei a um grupo de alemães bêbados

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Não falavam uma palavra em inglês

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então eu não ajudava a resolver os enigmas e pra completar

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um zumbi me pegou nos primeiros dez minutos

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Um zumbi te mordeu de verdade Não

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Um dos alemães mordeu

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Omule

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sâmbătă a fost super Nu știu dacă a fost de bine sau de rău

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Zici că petrecerile de liceu sunt nebune dar nu se compară cu cele de birou

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Un tip beat a tras pe nas cerneală de imprimantă

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Mersi din nou că m ai lăsat să plec

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Ce imagine minunată a prieteniei noastre

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Eu sunt un pescar

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chiar ai acționat împotriva voinței tale să mori

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Nu asta am vrut să spun Cum a fost noaptea ta

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Eram singur așa că m au cuplat cu niște nemți beți

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Nu vorbeau o boabă de engleză

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deci n am fost inclus în rezolvarea puzzle ului și în plus

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un zombie m a prins în primele zece minute

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Zombie ul chiar te a mușcat Nu

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Unul dintre nemți a făcut o

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Чувак

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субботняя ночь была сумасшедшей Правда не знаю в каком смысле

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Школьные вечеринки ничто по сравнению с офисными

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Я видел как пьяный парень нюхал тонер для принтера

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Еще раз спасибо что снял меня с крючка

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Интересная получается картина

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Я рыбак

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а ты против своей воли попался на крючок

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Я не это имел в виду Как прошла твоя ночь

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Я был сам и мне пришлось приткнуться к пьяным немцам

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В квесте я не участвовал

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так как они ни слова не говорили по английски И вдобавок

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не прошло и десяти минут игры как меня поймал зомби

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Это зомби тебя укусил Нет

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Немец

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Amigo

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el sábado en la noche fue una locura No sé si fue buena o mala

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Las fiestas de la prepa son una locura pero no como las de las oficinas

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Vi a un borracho inhalar una línea de tóner

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Gracias de nuevo por liberarme

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Vaya qué gran imagen de nuestra amistad

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Soy un pescador

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en realidad fuiste contra tu voluntad hacia tu muerte

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No quise decir eso Cómo te fue

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Estaba solo así que me pusieron en un grupo de alemanes borrachos

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No hablaban ni una palabra de inglés

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y no me incluyeron en ninguno de los acertijos y para colmo

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un zombi me mató como en los primeros diez minutos

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El zombi te mordió No

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Fue uno de los alemanes

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Hej

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Lördagskvällen var sjuk Jag vet bara inte om det var bra eller dåligt

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Man tror att high school fester är galna men de är inget mot kontorsfester

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Jag såg en full kille snorta skrivarbläck

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Tack igen för att du lät mig slippa av kroken

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Wow vilken fin syn på vår vänskap

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Jag är en fiskare som vevar in dig mot din vilja mot din död

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Det var inte så jag menade Hur var din kväll

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Jag var ensam så jag parades ihop ned en grupp fulla tyskar

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De kunde inte ett ord engelska så jag kunde inte vara med och lösa gåtan

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Till råga på allt fick en zombie tag i mig innan tio minuter hade gått

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Bet zombien dig på riktigt Nej

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Det var en av tyskarna

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เพ อน

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ค นว นเสาร บ ามาก ฉ นบอกไม ได ว าด หร อไม ด

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นายค ดว าปาร ต โรงเร ยนม ธยมเหล อเช อแล ว แต เท ยบปาร ต ออฟฟ ศไม ได เลย

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ฉ นเจอคนเมาส ดน ำหม กเคร องปร นต

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ขอบใจอ กคร งท ไม ว าอะไรฉ น

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ว าว ม ตรภาพของเราภาพล กษณ ด เหล อเก น

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ฉ นเป นชาวประมง

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นายยอมไปตายท งท ไม อยากไปจร งๆ

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ฉ นไม ได หมายถ งอย างน น ค นของนายเป นไงบ าง

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ฉ นอย คนเด ยว ฉ นโดนจ บค ก บกล มเยอรม นข เมา

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พวกเขาไม พ ดภาษาอ งกฤษส กคำ

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ฉ นเลยไม ม ส วนในการแก ปร ศนาเลย แล วย งไปกว าน น

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ซอมบ ม นฆ าฉ นในส บนาท แรก

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ซอมบ ก ดนายจร งๆ เหรอ เปล า

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คนเยอรม นทำ

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Dostum

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cumartesi gecesi inanılmazdı İyi anlamda mı kötü anlamda mı bilmiyorum

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Lise partilerinin çılgınca olduğunu sanıyorsun ofis partileri daha beter

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Yazıcı toneri çeken bir sarhoş gördüm

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Beni kurtardığın için tekrar sağ ol

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Vay be ne harika bir arkadaşlık tasviri

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Ben bir balıkçıyım

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Gerçekten istemeyerek ölüm fermanını imzaladın

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O anlamda dememiştim Gecen nasıldı

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Yalnızdım bir grup sarhoş Almanla eşleştim

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Tek kelime İngilizce konuşmadılar

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o yüzden hiçbir bulmaca çözümünde yer alamadım üstüne üstlük

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bir zombi beni ilk on dakika içinde alt etti

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Zombi seni ciddi ciddi ısırdı mı Hayır

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Almanlardan biri ısırdı

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Này

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tối thứ Bảy vừa rồi thật điên rồ Tơ không biết là theo nghĩa tốt hay xấu nữa

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Ta nghĩ tiệc cấp ba đã điên rồ nhưng thế vẫn chưa là gì so với tiệc công ty

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Tơ đã thấy một lão say khướt khịt mũi ra một dòng mực in luôn

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Cảm ơn câ u đã để tơ đi

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Wow một bức tranh đẹp về tình bạn của chúng ta nhỉ

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Tơ là một ngư dân

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câ u đã làm trái ý muốn của mình và tiến gần tới chỗ chết rồi đấy

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Tơ không có ý đó Tối đó của câ u thế nào

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Tơ có một mình nên bị ghép chung với một nhóm người Đức say xỉn

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Họ còn chả nói một từ tiếng Anh nào

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nên tơ không được tham gia vào bất cứ trò giải đố nào cả và trên hết là

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zombie đã tóm được tơ ngay mười phút đầu

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Con zombie cắn câ u thật á Không

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Mà là một gã ngươ i Đức

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Duration

45 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:52:14

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Awesomeness Films

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Movie Summary

To save up for college, Brooks Rattigan creates an app where anyone can pay him to play the perfect stand-in boyfriend for any occasion.