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Hey, Celia

The Perfect Date

Hey, Celia. What's up, Vanilla? What are you up to? I'm getting paid to be a doucheto a...

The Perfect Date • 2019

Hey, Celia. What's up, Vanilla? What are you up to? I'm getting paid to be a doucheto a girl's parents, so that they're more accepting of her realboyfriend when they actually meet him. Um, parents have it hard. What are you doing tomorrow?Like early afternoonish? What, for my best customer?I'm totally free. Why, what's up? I may have got you an interview with the Deanof Undergraduate Admissions at Yale. Oh, my God, Celia,I don't know what to say. Well, why don't you try? Celia Lieberman, you make flowers blossom. You are the reason trees have leaves. You are a goddess. Aw! That is absolutely correct. -What time should I pick you up?-You shouldn't. This is your day, but it's my rules,so I'm gonna pick you up at one. I'll text you my address. Bye

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Hey Celia

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What's up Vanilla What are you up to

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I'm getting paid to be a douche to a girl's parents

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so that they're more accepting of her real boyfriend when they actually meet him

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Um parents have it hard

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What are you doing tomorrow Like early afternoonish

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What for my best customer I'm totally free Why what's up

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I may have got you an interview

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with the Dean of Undergraduate Admissions at Yale

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Oh my God Celia I don't know what to say

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Well why don't you try

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Celia Lieberman you make flowers blossom

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You are the reason trees have leaves

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You are a goddess

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Aw That is absolutely correct

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What time should I pick you up You shouldn't

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This is your day but it's my rules so I'm gonna pick you up at one

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I'll text you my address

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Bye

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cell phone hangs up toilet flushes

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مرحبا يا سيليا

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كيف حالك يا فانيلا ما الذي تفعله

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أتقاضى أجرا مقابل أن أتصرف كوغد أمام والدي فتاة ما

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لكي يتقبلا حبيبها الحقيقي بصورة أفضل عندما يقابلانه فعليا

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حياة الآباء عسيرة بحق

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ماذا ستفعل غدا بعد الظهيرة

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لأجل أفضل عميلاتي أنا متفرغ تماما لماذا ما الأمر

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أظنني رتبت لأجلك موعدا

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مع عميد قسم قبول المرحلة الأولى في جامعة ييل

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يا إلهي سيليا لا أجد ما أقوله لك

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لم لا تحاول إذا سيليا ليبرمان

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أنت تجعلين الأزهار تتفتح

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أنت السبب في وجود أوراق على الأشجار

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أنت إلهة

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هذا صحيح تماما متى آتي إليك لأقلك

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لا تأت إلي

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هذا يومك لكنه سيكون وفقا لقواعدي لذا سآتي لأقل ك الساعة 1 00

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سأرسل إليك عنواني في رسالة نصية

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إلى اللقاء

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嗨西莉雅

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嗨香草你在幹嘛

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我在賺錢裝成小混混陪一個女生和她父母見面

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這樣她真正的男友現身時她爸媽才更能接受

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爸媽真辛苦

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你明天要幹嘛中午到下午的時候

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為了我的最佳顧客我沒事怎麼了

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我幫你安排了

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和耶魯大學部註冊組長的會面

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天啊西莉雅我不知道該怎麼說

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你就試試看吧西莉雅利伯曼

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妳讓花朵盛開

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因為有妳樹木才會長出葉子

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妳是女神

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說得對極了我幾點去接妳

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不用來接我

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明天是你的大日子但你要聽我的我一點鐘去接你

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我再把地址傳給妳

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再見

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Ahoj Celio

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Jak to jde vanilko Co děláš

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Předstírám před rodinou holky že jsem blb

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aby si víc vážili jejího skutečnýho kluka

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Rodiče to mají těžký Co děláš zítra brzo odpoledne

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Pro nejlepší zákaznici si udělám volno Proč

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Dohodla jsem ti rozhovor s vedoucím přijímací komise na Yalu

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Celio nevím co říct

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Tak to zkus Celio Liebermanová

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díky tobě kytky kvetou díky tobě jsou na stromech listy

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jsi bohyně

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Naprostá pravda Kdy tě mám vyzvednout

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Nevyzvedávej Tvůj den moje pravidla Vyzvednu tě já v jednu

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Pošlu ti adresu

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Měj se

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Hej Celia

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Hvad så vanilje Hvad laver du

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Jeg skal være en narrøv overfor en piges forældre

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så de er mere imødekommende når de møder hendes rigtige kæreste

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Forældre har det svært

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Hvad skal du i morgen Tidlig eftermiddag

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For min bedste kunde er jeg totalt fri Hvorfor hvad sker der

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Jeg har måske skaffet dig en samtale med rektoren for optag på Yale

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Celia jeg ved ikke hvad jeg skal sige Prøv

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Celia Lieberman du får fuglene til at synge

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Du er grunden til at træerne springer ud

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Du er en gudinde

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Det er så rigtigt Hvornår skal jeg hente dig

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Det skal du ikke

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Det er din dag men mine regler så jeg henter dig kl 13

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Jeg sender dig adressen

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Farvel

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Hé Celia

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Hoe is het Vanille Wat doe je

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Ik word betaald om een idioot te zijn tegen wat ouders

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Zodat ze haar echte vriend makkelijker zullen accepteren

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Ouders hebben het moeilijk

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Wat doe je morgen Einde middag

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Voor mijn beste klant Ik ben helemaal vrij Want

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Ik heb een gesprek geregeld

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met de decaan van de bachelor toelatingscommissie van Yale

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Celia Ik ben sprakeloos

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Waarom probeer je het niet Celia Lieberman

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jij brengt bloemen tot bloei

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Jij bent de reden dat bomen bladeren hebben

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jij bent een godin

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Dat is correct Hoe laat zal ik je ophalen

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Je komt me niet halen

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Dit is jouw dag maar mijn regels Ik haal je om één uur op

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Ik sms je m'n adres

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Doei

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Hei Celia

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Miten menee Vanilja Mitä teet

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Minulle maksetaan että olen ääliö tytön vanhemmille

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jotta he hyväksyvät hänen oikean poikaystävänsä

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Vanhemmilla on rankkaa

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Mitä teet huomenna Aikaisin iltapäivästä

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Parhaalle asiakkaalleni Olen täysin vapaa Miksi

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Sain sinulle ehkä haastattelun Yalen valintalautakunnan dekaanin kanssa

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Jestas Celia en tiedä mitä sanoa

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Yritä edes Celia Lieberman

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saat kukat kukkimaan

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Olet syy siihen miksi puissa on lehdet

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Olet jumalatar

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Tuo on totta Mihin aikaan haen sinut

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Et sinä hae

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Se on sinun päiväsi mutta minun sääntöni eli haen sinut yhdeltä

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Tekstaan osoitteeni

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Heippa

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Salut Celia

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Salut p'tite vanille Tu fais quoi

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On me paye pour faire le con devant les parents d'une fille

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pour qu'ils acceptent son vrai copain quand elle leur présentera

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Pauvres parents

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Tu fais quoi demain En début d'après midi

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Pour ma meilleure cliente Je suis dispo Pourquoi

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Je t'ai décroché un entretien

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avec le directeur des admissions de Yale

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Oh putain Celia Je sais pas quoi dire

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Pourquoi t'essaies pas Celia Lieberman

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vous faites bourgeonner les fleurs

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C'est grâce à vous que les arbres ont des feuilles

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vous êtes une déesse

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Tu as totalement raison Je viens te chercher à quelle heure

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Viens pas me chercher

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C'est ta journée mais je commande c'est moi qui viens te chercher à 13 h

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Je t'envoie mon adresse

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À tout'

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Hey Celia

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Hey Vanille Was treibst du

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Ich werde bezahlt mich wie ein Idiot zu benehmen

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damit ihre Elten ihren echten Freund besser akzeptieren

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Eltern haben es schwer

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Was machst du morgen Nachmittag

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Für meine beste Kundin Ich habe frei Was ist los

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Eventuell hast du ein Interview

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mit dem Dekan der Studienzulassungsstelle von Yale

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Oh mein Gott Celia Ich bin sprachlos

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Warum versuchst du es nicht Celia Lieberman

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du bringst Blumen zum Blühen

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Du bist der Grund warum Bäume Blätter haben

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du bist eine Göttin

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Das ist korrekt Wann soll ich dich abholen

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Gar nicht

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Dein Tag aber meine Regeln Ich hole dich um eins ab

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Ich schicke dir meine Adresse

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Tschüs

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Γεια Σίλια

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Τι έγινε Βανίλια Τι σκαρώνεις

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Πληρώνομαι για να το παίξω βλάκας στους γονείς κάποιας

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για να δεχτούν το αληθινό της αγόρι όταν το γνωρίσουν

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Δύσκολο να είσαι γονιός

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Τι κάνεις αύριο Νωρίς το απόγευμα

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Για την καλύτερη πελάτισσά μου Είμαι ελεύθερος Γιατί

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Ίσως σου έκλεισα συνέντευξη με τον κοσμήτορα των Εγγραφών του Γέιλ

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Σίλια δεν ξέρω τι να πω

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Για προσπάθησε Σίλια Λίμπερμαν

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κάνεις τα λουλούδια να ανθίζουν

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Είσαι ο λόγος που τα δέντρα έχουν φύλλα

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Είσαι μια θεά

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Έχεις απόλυτο δίκιο Τι ώρα να περάσω

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Δεν χρειάζεται

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Είναι η μέρα σου μα οι κανόνες μου Θα σε πάρω στη 1 00

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Σου στέλνω τη διεύθυνση

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Αντίο

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היי סיליה

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מה קורה וניל מה אתה עושה

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משלמים לי להיות אידיוט אצל הורים של איזו בחורה

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כדי שהם יקבלו את החבר האמיתי שלה כשהם יפגשו אותו

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להורים ממש קשה

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מה אתה עושה מחר בסביבות אחר הצהריים המוקדמים

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בשביל הלקוחה הכי טובה שלי אני לגמרי פנוי למה מה קורה

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אולי השגתי לך ריאיון

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עם הדיקן של קבלה לתואר ראשון בייל

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אלוהים סיליה אני לא יודע מה להגיד

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למה שלא תנסה סיליה ליברמן

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את גורמת לפרחים לפרוח

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את הסיבה בגללה לעצים יש עלים

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את אלילה

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זה נכון מאוד באיזו שעה לאסוף אותך

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אל תאסוף

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זה היום שלך אבל הכללים שלי אז אאסוף אותך באחת

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אסמס לך את הכתובת שלי

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ביי

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ह स ल य

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क य ह ल ह वन ल क य कर रह ह

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म झ लड क क म त प त क स मन म र ख बनन क प स म ल ह

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त व उसक असल प र म क आस न स स व क र ल जब व उसस म ल

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म त प त कठ र ह त ह

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कल क य कर रह ह य न द पहर स पहल

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म र सर वश र ष ठ ग र हक क ल ए क य करन ह प र तरह स ख ल ह क य क य ह आ

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म त म ह र स क ष त क र कर सकत ह

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य ल क अ तरस न तक प रव श व भ ग क अध यक ष क स थ

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ह भगव न स ल य शब द नह म ल रह ह

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व स त म क श श क य नह करत स ल य ल बरम न

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त म ग लशन म बह र ल त ह

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त म ह र ह क रण प ड पर हर य ल ह

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त म एक द व ह

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यह ब ल क ल सह ह क स समय म झ त म ह ल न आन च ह ए

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त म ह नह आन च ह ए

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यह त म ह र ख स द न ह ल क न म ल क म ह त म एक बज त म ह ल न आऊ ग

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म त म ह अपन पत म स ज कर द ग

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ब य

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Hé Celia

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Mizu Vanília Mire készülsz

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Épp eljátszom a tuskót egy csaj szülei előtt

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hogy elfogadják az igazi pasiját amikor bemutatja

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Nem könnyű a szülőkkel

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Mit csinálsz holnap Úgy kora délután

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Viccelsz A törzsvendégemnek szabad vagyok Mert

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Elintéztem hogy találkozhass

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a Yale felvételi irodájának dékánjával

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Úristen Celia Mit mondhatnék

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Nem tudom találgass Celia Lieberman

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a virágok teérted nyílnak

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teérted van levél a fán

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egy istennő vagy

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Milyen igaz köszönöm Hányra menjek érted

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Ne gyere

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A te napod az én szabályaim Egyre megyek érted

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Megírom a címem

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Szia

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Hai Celia

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Apa kabar Vanila Kamu lagi apa

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Aku dibayar untuk menjadi orang bodoh di depan orang tua seorang gadis

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jadi mereka lebih menerima pacar aslinya saat bertemu

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Orang tua menyulitkan

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Apa yang kau lakukan besok Siang hari

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Untuk pelanggan terbaikku Aku benar benar bebas Kenapa

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Aku mungkin sudah mendapatkanmu wawancara

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dengan Dekan Penerimaan Mahasiswa di Yale

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Astaga Celia aku tak tahu harus berkata apa

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Kenapa kau tak coba Celia Lieberman

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kau membuat bunga mekar

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Kau adalah alasan pohon memiliki dedaunan

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kau adalah seorang Dewi

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Itu benar sekali Pukul berapa kujemput kau

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Tak perlu

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Ini harimu tapi ini aturanku jadi aku akan menjemputmu pukul satu

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Akan kukirimkan alamatku

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Sampai jumpa

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Ehi Celia

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Come va Vaniglia Cosa stai facendo

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Vengo pagato per fare l'idiota davanti ai genitori di una ragazza

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così accetteranno il suo vero ragazzo quando lo conosceranno

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I genitori sono complicati

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Cosa fai domani Nel primo pomeriggio

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Per la mia miglior cliente Sono totalmente libero Cosa succede

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Potrei averti procurato un colloquio

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con Dean dell'Ufficio Ammissione di Yale

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Oddio Celia Non so cosa dire

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Perché non ci provi Celia Lieberman

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tu fai sbocciare i fiori

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Sei il motivo per cui gli alberi hanno le foglie

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sei una dea

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Assolutamente corretto A che ora passo a prenderti

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Non passare

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Giorno tuo ma regole mie Ti vengo a prendere io

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Ti scrivo l'indirizzo

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Ciao

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やあセリア

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あらバニラ何してるの

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本物の彼氏をマシに見せるため

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クソ男をご両親の前で演じてる

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確かに親は厳しいよね

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明日の午後って何か予定ある

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常連さんのためなら空けとくけど何

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入学担当の学部長と面接をセッティングしたわよ

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セリア何と言えばいいか

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まあ試してみなさい

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セリア君には花を咲かせる能力がある

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君が木々に葉を生い茂らせる

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君は女神だ

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あたりまえよ

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何時に迎えに

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大丈夫よ

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あなたのための一日よ１時に迎えに行くわ

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住所を送るよ

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じゃあね

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안녕 실리아

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뭐 해 바닐라

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여자애 부모님께 진상 떨면서 돈 벌어

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진짜 남친을 만나면 넙죽 받아들이시게

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부모님들 인생도 힘들어

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내일 뭐 해 오후 일찍

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내 최고의 고객을 위해서 싹 비워야지 무슨 일인데

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네 인터뷰를 잡았다나

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예일 대학 입학처장님이랑

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맙소사 실리아 말이 안 나와

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노력해 봐 실리아 리버먼

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너의 존재는 꽃이 피게 하고

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넌 나무에 잎이 달리는 이유야

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넌 여신이야

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그건 완전 맞는 말이지 몇 시에 데리러 갈까

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그럴 필요 없어

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너의 날이지만 내 식대로 해 1시에 데리러 갈게

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주소 찍어 보낼게

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끊는다

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Cześć Celia

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Co tam Wanilia Co robisz

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Pracuję Udaję dupka przed rodzicami dziewczyny

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żeby byli skłonni zaakceptować jej prawdziwego chłopaka gdy go poznają

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Trudno być rodzicem

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Co robisz jutro po południu

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Dla mojej najlepszej klientki jestem kompletnie wolny A co

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Załatwiłam ci rozmowę

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z dziekanem od rekrutacji w Yale

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O Boże Nie wiem co powiedzieć

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Spróbuj Celio Lieberman

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sprawiasz że kwitną kwiaty

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Jesteś powodem dla którego drzewa mają liście

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Jesteś boginią

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Masz kompletną rację O której powinienem przyjechać

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Nie powinieneś

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To twój dzień ale moje zasady więc przyjadę po ciebie o 13 00

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Wyślę ci mój adres

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Pa

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Oi Celia

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E aí Baunilha O que está aprontando

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Recebendo para ser um babaca com os pais de uma garota

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para que eles aceitem o namorado de verdade quando o conhecerem

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Pais são difíceis

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O que vai fazer amanhã no início da tarde

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Para minha melhor cliente Estou totalmente livre Por quê

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Posso ter conseguido uma entrevista com

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o reitor de admissões de estudantes de Yale para você

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Meu Deus Celia Nem sei o que dizer

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Por que não tenta

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Celia Lieberman

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você faz flores desabrocharem

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Você é a razão das árvores terem folhas

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você é uma deusa

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Isso está totalmente correto A que hora posso te buscar

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Você não deveria

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É seu dia mas são minhas regras então eu te busco às 13h

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Vou te mandar meu endereço

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Tchau

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Bună Celia

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Ce faci Vanilie Ce plănuiești

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Sunt plătit să fiu nesimțit cu părinții unei fete

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ca să l accepte mai mult pe prietenul ei real când îl cunosc

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Părinților le e greu

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Ce faci mâine După amiază devreme

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Pentru cel mai bun client al meu Sunt complet liber De ce

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Poate ți am obținut un interviu

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cu decanul de la Admiteri de la Yale

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Doamne Celia nu știu ce să spun

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Ce ar fi să încerci Celia Lieberman

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tu faci florile să înflorească

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Ești motivul pentru care copacii au frunze

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Ești o zeiță

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E corect La cât să te iau

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Nu trebuie

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E ziua ta dar sunt regulile mele deci te iau la unu

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Îți trimit adresa mea

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Pa

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Привет Селия

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Привет ванилька Чем занимаешься

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Прикидываюсь придурком для родителей девушки

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чтобы те смогли принять ее настоящего парня

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Им приходится несладко

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Что делаешь завтра В первой половине дня

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Для моего постоянного клиента я свободен А что

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Я устроила тебе собеседование

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с деканом Йельского университета

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Боже Селия не знаю что и сказать

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Придумай что нибудь Селия Либерман

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ты причина по которой распускаются цветы

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а на деревьях растут листья

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Ты богиня

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Совершенно верно Во сколько за тобой заехать

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Не нужно

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Сегодня твой день но мои правила Заеду за тобой в час

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Я пришлю адрес

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Пока

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Hola Celia

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Qué tal Vanilla Qué tramas

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Me pagan por ser una idiota con los papás de una chica

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para que acepten a su verdadero novio cuando lo conozcan

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No es fácil ser papá

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Qué harás mañana En la tarde

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Para mi mejor cliente Estoy totalmente libre Por qué

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Tal vez te conseguí una entrevista con el decano de admisiones de Yale

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Dios mío Celia no sé qué decir

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Por qué no lo intentas Celia Lieberman

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haces que las flores florezcan

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Tú eres la razón por la que los árboles tienen hojas

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Eres una diosa

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Es absolutamente correcto A qué hora paso por ti

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No me recojas

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Este es tu día pero son mis reglas yo paso por ti a la una

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Te enviaré mi dirección

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Adiós

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Hej Celia

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Läget Vanilla Vad gör du

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Får betalt för att vara ett kräk mot en tjejs föräldrar

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så att de godtar hennes riktiga pojkvän när de träffar honom

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Det är tufft att vara förälder

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Vad gör du i morgon Tidig eftermiddag

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För min bästa kund Jag är ledig Varför Vad händer

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Jag har kanske fixat en intervju med dekanen för antagningsnämnden på Yale

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Jösses Jag vet inte vad jag ska säga

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Ska du inte ens försöka Celia Lieberman

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du får blommor att slå ut

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Du är anledningen till att träd har löv

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Du är en gudinna

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Det är alldeles korrekt När ska jag hämta dig

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Det ska du inte

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Det är din dag men mina regler gäller Jag hämtar dig kl 13

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Jag messar min adress

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Hej då

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ไง ซ เล ย

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ว าไง วาน ลลา นายทำอะไรอย

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ร ไหม ฉ นถ กจ างเป นไอ ส นดานเส ย ก บพ อแม ของผ หญ งคนน ง

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พ อแม เธอจะได ร บแฟนต วจร งของเธอได มากข น ตอนได เจอก นจร งๆ

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พ อแม ก เจอเร องยาก

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พร งน นายทำอะไร ประมาณบ ายโมงน ะ

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สำหร บล กค าท ด ท ส ดของฉ นน ะเหรอ ฉ นว าง ทำไม ม อะไร

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ฉ นอาจพานายไปส มภาษณ

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ก บอธ การฯ สำน กทะเบ ยนท เยล

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พระเจ า ซ เล ย ฉ นไม ร จะพ ดย งไงเลย

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ทำไมนายไม ลองล ะ ซ เล ย ล เบอร แมน

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เธอทำให ดอกไม ผล บาน

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เธอเป นเหต ผลท ต นไม ผล ใบ

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เธอค อเทพธ ดา

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น นถ กต องท ส ด ฉ นควรไปร บเธอก โมง

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นายไม ต อง

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น เป นว นของนาย แต เป นกฎของฉ น ด งน นฉ นจะไปร บนายเอง

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ฉ นจะส งท อย ไปให ในข อความ

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บาย

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Hey Celia

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Ne haber Vanilya Ne yapıyorsun

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Bir kızın ebeveynlerine para karşılığı denyoluk yapıyorum

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böylece gerçek sevgilisiyle tanışınca daha kolay kabullenecekler

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Anne babalar zor kabulleniyor

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Yarın ne yapıyorsun Öğleden sonra falan

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En iyi müşterim için mi Tamamen boşum Niye ne oldu

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Sana Yale'deki

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Lisans Kayıtları Dekanı'yla bir görüşme ayarlamış olabilirim

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Tanrım Celia ne diyeceğimi bilmiyorum

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Neden denemiyorsun Celia Lieberman

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çiçekler seni görünce açıyor

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Ağaçların yaprakları varsa nedeni sensin

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sen bir Tanrıça'sın

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Bu kesinlikle doğru Seni kaçta alayım

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Sen almayacaksın

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Bu senin günün ama kurallar benden seni birde alırım

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Adresimi mesaj atarım

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Hoşça kal

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Chào Celia

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Sao rồi Vani Anh định làm gì đấy

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Anh đang được trả công để làm một thằng đểu trước mặt bố mẹ một cô gái

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để họ dễ chấp nhận bạn trai thật của cô ấy khi họ gặp thực sự hơn

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Bố mẹ khó chiều thật

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Mai anh định làm gì Tầm đầu giờ chiều ấy

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Sao vì khách hàng thân thiết nhất ha Anh hoàn toàn rảnh Sao có chuyện gì

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Có vẻ em đã giúp anh có một buổi phỏng vấn

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với Trưởng phòng Tuyển sinh bậc Đại học của Yale

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Ôi Chúa ơi Celia anh không biết phải nói gì

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Ừm sao anh không thử nhỉ Celia Lieberman

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em khiến hoa phải bung nở

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Em là lý do để cây có lá

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em là một nữ thần

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Điều đó đúng trăm phần trăm đấy Anh nên đến đón em lúc mấy giờ

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Anh không nên đón

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Đó là ngày của anh nhưng là luật của em nên em sẽ tới đón anh lúc một giờ

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Anh sẽ nhắn em địa chỉ của anh

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Chào nhé

Available in 26 languages

Duration

50 seconds

Views

10

Timestamp in Movie

00:36:47

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Awesomeness Films

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Movie Summary

To save up for college, Brooks Rattigan creates an app where anyone can pay him to play the perfect stand-in boyfriend for any occasion.