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The Perfect Date

Hey, relax. All you gotta do is be yourself. I mean, not this annoying,anxious version,...

The Perfect Date • 2019

Hey, relax. All you gotta do is be yourself. I mean, not this annoying,anxious version, the better version. I have been an astronaut, a cowboyand a douche, all in the past three days, so I don't know which version of myselfI'm supposed to be right now. Brooks Rattigan. Dean's ready for you now

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Hey relax

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All you gotta do is be yourself

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I mean not this annoying anxious version

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the better version

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I have been an astronaut a cowboy and a douche all in the past three days

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so I don't know which version of myself I'm supposed to be right now

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Brooks Rattigan

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Dean's ready for you now

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استرخ

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كل ما عليك فعله هو التصرف على سجيتك

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لا أعني هذه النسخة المزعجة المتوترة

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بل النسخة الأفضل

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انتحلت شخصيات رائد فضاء وراعي أبقار ووغد

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كل هذا خلال الأيام الـ3 الماضية

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لذا لا أعلم أي نسخة يفترض بي تقمصها الآن

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بروكس راتيغان

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العميد مستعد لمقابلتك الآن

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放輕鬆

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你只要做自己就好了

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不是這種討人厭又焦慮的你

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是更好的你

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過去三天來我當過太空人牛仔和小混混

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我不知道現在該當哪一個我

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布魯克斯瑞汀根

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組長準備好見你了

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Uklidni se Prostě buď sám sebou

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A nemyslím tu otravnou úzkostlivou verzi Buď ta lepší verze

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Jen za poslední tři dny jsem byl astronaut kovboj a blb

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Nevím která verze mám být zrovna teď

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Pan Rattigan

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Vedoucí vás očekává

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Hey slap af

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Du skal bare være dig selv

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Jeg mener ikke den irriterende nervøse udgave

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den bedre udgave

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Jeg har været astronaut cowboy og narrøv

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i løbet af de sidste tre dage

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jeg aner ikke hvilken udgave af mig selv jeg skal være nu

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Brooks Rattigan

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Rektor er klar nu

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Hé rustig

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Wees gewoon jezelf

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Niet de irritante versie maar

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de betere versie

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Ik ben een astronaut een cowboy en een idioot geweest

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in de afgelopen drie dagen

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dus ik weet niet welke versie ik nu moet zijn

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Brooks Rattigan

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De decaan is klaar

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Rentoudu

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Ole vain oma itsesi

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Tarkoitan ei tämä ärsyttävä hermostunut versio

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vaan se parempi

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Olen ollut astronautti cowboy ja idiootti

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viimeisen kolmen päivän aikana

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joten en tiedä mikä versio itsestäni minun pitäisi olla

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Brooks Rattigan

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Dekaani odottaa sinua

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Détends toi

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Sois toi même

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Enfin pas le toi anxieux et chiant

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le toi en mieux

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Ces trois derniers jours j'ai été

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un astronaute un cow boy et un con

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je sais plus trop quelle version de moi même je dois être

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Brooks Rattigan

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Le directeur va vous recevoir

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Hey entspann dich

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Sei einfach du selbst

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Nicht diese nervige nervöse Version

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die bessere Version

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Ich war ein Astronaut ein Cowboy und ein Idiot

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alles innerhalb der letzten drei Tage

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Ich weiß nicht welche Version von mir ich gerade sein soll

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Brooks Rattigan

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Der Dekan erwartet dich

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Ηρέμησε

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Απλώς να είσαι ο εαυτός σου

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Όχι αυτή η ενοχλητική νευρική εκδοχή σου

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Η καλύτερη εκδοχή

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Υπήρξα αστροναύτης καουμπόης και βλάκας

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τις τελευταίες μέρες

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και δεν ξέρω ποια εκδοχή πρέπει να είμαι

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Μπρουκς Ράτιγκαν

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Σε περιμένει ο κοσμήτορας

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תירגע

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אתה בסך הכול צריך להתנהג בטבעיות

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לא הגרסה המעצבנת והלחוצה הזו

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גרסה טובה יותר

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הייתי אסטרונאוט קאובוי ואידיוט

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בשלושת הימים האחרונים

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אז אני לא יודע איזו גרסה שלי אני אמור להיות כרגע

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ברוקס רטיגן

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הדיקן מוכן לקבל אותך

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ह आर म स

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बस त म ह स व य पर भर स रखन ह

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मतलब इस तरह स ब च न घबर य ह आ नह

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अच छ तरह स

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म एक अ तर क ष य त र एक ग व क छ र और एक म र ख बन

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इस प छल त न द न म

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त म झ नह पत अभ क ल ए इनम स क न स ठ क रह ग

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ब र क स र ट ट गन

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व भ ग ध यक ष आपस म लन च हत ह

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Hé nyugi

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Csak légy önmagad

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Mármint nem az idegesítő szorongó verzió

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hanem a jobbik

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Voltam űrhajós cowboy és tuskó

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mindez az elmúlt három napban

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szóval fogalmam sincs ki kell most legyek

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Brooks Rattigan

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A dékán úr fogadja Önt

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Hei tenanglah

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Kau hanya perlu jadi diri sendiri

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Maksudku bukan versi cemas dan menyebalkan ini

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versi yang lebih baik

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Aku telah menjadi astronaut koboi dan orang bodoh

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selama tiga hari terakhir

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jadi aku tak tahu seharusnya versi diriku yang mana untuk saat ini

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Brooks Rattigan

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Dekan sudah siap untukmu

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Ehi rilassati

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Devi solo essere te stesso

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Cioè non la versione fastidiosa e ansiosa

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la versione migliore

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Sono stato un astronauta un cowboy e un imbecille

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negli ultimi tre giorni

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non so quale versione di me dovrei essere ora

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Brooks Rattigan

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Dean la aspetta

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リラックスしてあなた自身でいればいい

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この落ち着きのないあなたじゃなく

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いつもの

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ここ３日で宇宙飛行士カウボーイクソ男を演じた

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どの自分でいたら良いのかわからない

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ブルックス

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学部長がお待ちよ

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긴장 풀어

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너 자신을 보여주면 돼

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짜증 나고 재수 없는 버전 말고

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괜찮은 버전

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지난 3일간 우주 비행사 카우보이 진상

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모두 해봤는데

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지금은 어느 버전으로 갈지 모르겠어

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브룩스 레티건

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처장님이 기다리세요

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Wyluzuj

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Po prostu bądź sobą

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Znaczy nie tą irytującą nerwową wersją siebie

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Tą lepszą wersją

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Byłem kosmonautą kowbojem i dupkiem

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w ciągu ostatnich trzech dni

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Nie wiem już którą wersją siebie mam być

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Brooks Rattigan

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Dziekan oczekuje

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Só precisa ser você mesmo

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Quer dizer não essa versão irritante e ansiosa

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a melhor versão

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Eu fui um astronauta um caubói e um babaca

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nos últimos três dias

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então não sei qual versão de mim devo ser agora

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Brooks Rattigan

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O reitor já pode recebê lo

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Relaxează te

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Trebuie doar să fii tu însuți

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Nu versiunea asta deranjantă anxioasă

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versiunea mai bună

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Am fost astronaut cowboy și nesimțit

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în ultimele trei zile

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deci nu știu ce versiune a mea trebuie să fiu acum

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Brooks Rattigan

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Decanul vă poate primi acum

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Эй расслабься

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Просто будь собой и все

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Я имею в виду не тем кто ноет и психует

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а тем кто ты есть

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За последние три дня я был астронавтом ковбоем придурком

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Я уже не помню кто я на самом деле

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Брукс Рэттиган

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Декан готов встретиться с вами

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Relájate

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Solo tienes que ser tú mismo

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Digo no esta versión molesta y ansiosa

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la mejor versión

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He sido un astronauta un vaquero y un idiota

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en los últimos tres días

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así que no sé qué versión de mí mismo debo ser ahora

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Brooks Rattigan

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El decano está listo

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Du behöver bara vara dig själv

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Inte den här irriterande och ängsliga versionen

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Den bättre versionen

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Jag har varit astronaut cowboy och ett kräk de senaste tre dagarna

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så jag vet inte vilken version av mig jag ska vara just nu

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Brooks Rattigan

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Dekanen tar emot nu

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น ผ อนคลายไว

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ส งท นายต องทำค อเป นต วเอง

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ฉ นหมายความว า ไม ใช เวอร ช นว ตกก งวล น ารำคาญ

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เวอร ช นท ด กว าน

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ฉ นเคยเป นน กบ นอวกาศ คาวบอย คนเส งเคร ง

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ท งหมดในสามว นท ผ านมา

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ฉ นไม ร ว าเวอร ช นไหนของต วเอง ท ฉ นควรเป นตอนน

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บร คส แรตต แกน

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อธ การฯ พร อมสำหร บเธอแล ว

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Hey rahatla

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Tek yapman gereken kendin olmak

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Yani bu sinir bozucu kuruntulu hâlin değil

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daha iyi olanı

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Son üç günde astronot kovboy

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ve denyo oldum

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şu anda hangi hâlime bürünmem gerektiğini bilmiyorum

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Brooks Rattigan

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Dekan sizi bekliyor

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Bình tĩnh nào

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Anh chỉ phải là chính mình thôi

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Ý em là không phải phiên bản khó chịu lo lắng này

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mà là phiên bản tốt hơn

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Anh đã từng là một phi hành gia một cao bồi và một thằng đểu

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trong vòng ba ngày qua

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nên giờ anh không biết anh nên là phiên bản nào của chính mình nữa

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Brooks Rattigan

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Available in 26 languages

Duration

23 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:39:40

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Awesomeness Films

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Movie Summary

To save up for college, Brooks Rattigan creates an app where anyone can pay him to play the perfect stand-in boyfriend for any occasion.