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No. No, I wouldn't. Why not? Because I'm not your backup
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The Perfect Date

No. No, I wouldn't. Why not? Because I'm not your backup

No. No, I wouldn't. Why not? Because I'm not your backup

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No
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No I wouldn't
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Why not
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Because I'm not your backup
Available in 26 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:27
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Awesomeness Films

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Movie Summary

To save up for college, Brooks Rattigan creates an app where anyone can pay him to play the perfect stand-in boyfriend for any occasion.
You're home early. - The Perfect Date 00:22
You're home early.
Damn Brooks you did all that just to raise money for YaleI'd have sold a non vital organ if I'd known it meant that much to youThere's a reason God gave us two kidneysThat spare kidney is just a rainy day cash cow sitting there - The Perfect Date 00:17
Damn Brooks you did all that just to raise money for...
Yeah well who the hell knows who they are anywayWe are all just figuring it out as we go alongYeah YeahSo the best you can do isreflect on who you were in the pastand compare that to who you wanna be in the futureand you split the difference That's who - The Perfect Date 00:53
Yeah well who the hell knows who they are anywayWe are all...
We are all just figuring it out as we go along - The Perfect Date 00:17
We are all just figuring it out as we go along
Bro, that's why he's here, isn't it? - The Perfect Date 00:06
Bro, that's why he's here, isn't it?
Not used to you being alone. - The Perfect Date 00:55
Not used to you being alone.
So, I guess, let's both do better at what we have to do. - The Perfect Date 00:16
So, I guess, let's both do better at what we have to...
Watch this. - The Perfect Date 00:34
Watch this.
Hey, Celia. - The Perfect Date 00:29
Hey, Celia.
Well, I killed the app. - The Perfect Date 00:26
Well, I killed the app.
-It's nice to see you. - The Perfect Date 00:45
-It's nice to see you.
Brooks Dear Admissions Office of the University of Celia LiebermanFirst off I just want to say what an honor it isjust to be considered as a potential attendee at your fine institutionAnd secondly this feels really creepy writing to youas if you're a - The Perfect Date 01:09
Brooks Dear Admissions Office of the University of Celia...
Hey. I was gonna cook a steak, do you want one? -No, thanks. -Are you sure? -Yeah, I'm good. -All right. - The Perfect Date 00:10
Hey. I was gonna cook a steak, do you want one? -No, thanks....
Hey... you actually got some mail. I put it on the table. - The Perfect Date 00:48
Hey... you actually got some mail. I put it on the table.
And two, I wanna do that again. - The Perfect Date 00:10
And two, I wanna do that again.
And three, I want to dance. - The Perfect Date 00:14
And three, I want to dance.
Yes, Murph. - The Perfect Date 00:39
Yes, Murph.
♪ And the beatniks, and the junkies ♪ ♪ And if you feed them, you're a flunky You say ooh ♪ ♪ And the projects and the charlies And the discos and the parties ♪ ♪ And the blood streets and the new wave It's the renaissance of these days ♪ - The Perfect Date 00:15
♪ And the beatniks, and the junkies ♪ ♪ And if you feed...
♪ And oh You gonna lean on your friends ♪ ♪ And oh, you did it again ♪ ♪ And oh You gonna lean on your friends ♪ ♪ And oh, you did it again ♪ - The Perfect Date 00:18
♪ And oh You gonna lean on your friends ♪ ♪ And oh, you did...
♪ And oh You gonna lean on your friends ♪ ♪ And oh, you did it again ♪ - The Perfect Date 00:10
♪ And oh You gonna lean on your friends ♪ ♪ And oh, you did...